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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You can answer pretty much every question about a cat with "Because they are silly little guys".

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

If Hooters rebranded to Whooties they could capitalize on the popularity of butts and also keep the owl mascot.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Andrew Cuomo when it comes to getting endorsements from pedophiles:

Norm Macdonald saying all the stars are here

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Sissy Donald Trump of failing United States President and owner of a terrible economy has a problem - the United States is no longer hot and has lost the mandate of heaven.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Free idea for any restaurants out there: Gummy Bear Soup

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Bad news everyone. The dancing guy from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones was skanking so hard that he fell off the stage into the orchestra pit and died. He was 40 years old.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I heard if you watch the Joker while already Jokerfied, it turns you back to normal because of how twisted it is.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

My wife's only hall pass is the Mucinex Boogerman.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I'm stupid, I stink, I wear a barrel with suspenders for clothing and I vote.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 12/07/2024

The Biden press conference took so long to start because the mortician who did his makeup was running late.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

I've bet my life savings on one of these old mummies shitting their pants tonight, and I'm feeling very good about it.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

[Sung to Alice in Chains Man in the Box] I am a poop in a butt

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

They call me King Ralph cause when I see a royal it makes me puke.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

I have impasta syndrome. I see pasta and I'm eating it.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

The woke left gave me a hate name - Butt Stinkington - just because I believed in grinding up undesirables in a giant cartoon meat grinder. That is not my name. My name is Butt Smellington and I will not be silenced!

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

At English Taco Bells they boil the tacos.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

Flunking out of medical school because I won't stop saying that pee is stored in the balls.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

I'm thinking this is the year I finally get a cloaca.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

This is the year that I make bindles sexy.

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The Ol' Cactus Fella @cactusjackisback.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

I have just purchased a cordless die grinder and circular saw. It is officially over for you hos.

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