@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 9hThat’s a real sign of the times -guy who forgot the word “clock” 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Due to an error in how they dubbed early episodes, lines originally recorded for “the evil professor” accidentally were matched with lil Stewie Griffin 041
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I miss subtlety. In his new movie Robert Pattinson plays a character called Christ Handsome 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m sorry but if he wants to win votes, trump needs to stop with the politics 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why would I listen to Sublime when I could just listen to lime ? 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Menu is kind of underrated. No horror scene in the past decade has disturbed me more than when they reveal that the grapes they’ve been eating are actually witches’ eyeballs 181
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My all time favourite website. Discovered so many of the things that I love through there. Genuinely think that finding it as a teenager made me a better person (also learned what phimosis is and how to battle it) 041
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They are so close to inventing the 10 second vine 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Guess Ed won’t be “Sharing” the stage with anyone. 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sheeran is ‘Ed isn’t good enough. Needs ‘is ‘Ed Kickedin 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Holy shit. They’ve just announced a new season. Animals double in size, there’s warm dark snow and grass is “ready to be harvested” 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026War does not come down to just the battles and fights, but also, oftentimes, the skirmishes 021
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally looked up what karaoke is and it’s just singing 011
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sorry but nobody told me these backrooms were going to be liminal. Smdh 020
Reposted by @robotam.bsky.socialThe Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/09/2026This guy was telling me about this artist who put a shark in a tank in a museum and the whole conversation I imagined it was like an anti-war thing because there was a shark inside an artillery tank. 031
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It is frankly, BIZARRE to know what height you are. Please don’t respond to me saying you need to know your height to buy special clothes. The helper at the special clothes shop has a tape measure thing they like to use 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me and my pals made a porn parody of quantum leap called “condom leak” . It was disgusting 050
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026He’s smoking on the drugs that make you high 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Where I lay my head is home - guy who can suck own dick 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hey @square-enix-games.com why are yous called “Square and X” when to play your games I also have to use Circle and Triangle ? 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Did you know that due to the Law, they have to call it “KFC” and not “Kunty Fried Chicken” 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So embarrassing. Me and my friend are trying to fuck and I just got a freaking boner 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026New Yorkers are so proud about their subway system but mine is better. When they turn round to toast my sandwich, I reach over the thing and grab a handful of olives 040
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Imagine if there’s a mix up and they accidentally make the bad guy in the next avengers movie Dr Evil 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’ve heard that in america they call them “sidewalks”. We call them crabs 040
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Trucks, vans and lorries vs Cars and motorbikes Who you got ? 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pyramids are a masterclass in marketing. No one would go visit them if they were simply called “the big triangles” 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Movie about hijacking of an astrotrain called “The taking of Pelham 1230” 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Someone should upload full episodes of simpsons to youtube 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you are having dinner, I strongly recommend you try the sauce 140
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The one big plot hole with the substance is why did she hate Sue? That’s her. Did they expect me to think that someone hates THEMSELF ?!? 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 06/08/2026On youtube I watched a clip from Avengers endgame. Spiderman and Iron Man were fighting a troll and Dr Strange was having a magic battle against an alien from Mass Effect. And that’s the kind of shite you all like. 120
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Cinephiles are calling it “The year of THE” The Drama The Invite The Odyssey The new Spiderman movie 050
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026How do they know that Bronze age will be history’s third best age ? 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Weird. It has now been longer since Star Wars 4 came out than it has been since Star Wars 1 came out. God truly has a sense of humour (and a nasty little plan for all of us) 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s a bit disappointing when they get to the Strange land and The Stranger is like “Oh this like normal land to me.” 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If carrots are so good for eyesight why does it hurt every time I poke them into my eyes ! 010
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh shit. They’ve released the first 2 minutes of Avengers Doomsday youtu.be/6oAXda0dB48?...youtu.beMighty Morphin Power Ranger Movie: Sky Diving Opening Scene (Higher Ground)YouTube video by dschmizzz21 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The other guys in the trojan horse would be so mad at me but there’s no way I wouldn’t be in there giggling 020
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Once dated high maintenance Ms Materialistic. When it comes to seeing the new Nolan movie, she’s talking… IMAX and I’m talking… ICANTAFFORDIT #mickeywho 130
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Watched the new Nolan movie the way he wants it to be seen. In cinema. In IMAX. In a purpose built “Odyssey Arena” (this would have worked better if the arena hadn’t lost that name 11 years ago) 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Did everyone’s showing get this strange but accurate content warning before the Odyssey? 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Olivia Wilde is trying to subliminally get awards buzz by starting The Invite with a quote from Oscar Wilde 000
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Rumours that Sinners 2 will trade out music for the improv comedy scene 030
@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh god. Heard they are releasing a new version of Taylor Swift’s album “Red”. Now it’s called “Wed” 150
