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@bezzerkker.bsky.social
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part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great

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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 43m
red wings? more like... rod wangs
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Ransom Godard @frenchdogwave.bsky.social · 22h
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meetyourmako @meetyourmako.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm seeing a lot of expensive ads telling me how bad it would be to tax billionaires.
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
all zadorov on that one
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
got an ad for spanish furry ai slop. the future is stupid
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if the sharks want more offense, scratching gaudette is a dumb ass thing to do
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
frozen frenzy, that hallowed night in icy... *checks notes* october
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I vorted
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dhooverart: spooky cartoonist at large @dhoover.art · 13/10/2026
Hello #portfolioday 🎉 I'm Deven, a Bay Area based cartoonist and illustrator. Looking for early reader and middle grade interior work, as well as covers for the rest of this year and 2027. I also make autobio comics about my travels and hobbies. 🎨Portfolio: dhoover.art 🖼️ Instagram: @dhooverart
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
italians aren't real
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the great thing about the ads for Digger is that they tell you nothing about Digger. Thank you for respecting my wish to know nothing about Digger.
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
giggity
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hello nurse
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
toffoli with 311 career goals
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like to read the piece buccigross referenced comparing will smith to patrice bergeron. I like fiction. (no disrespect to will smith, but that's a bad comp)
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trouba on pp2 is a bad idea, warso
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg they have him listed on the coaching staff
the Northwestern State volleyball coaching staff, which is mainly people but also has Champaigne, the labrador retriever, listed as "digs coach"
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
virnana
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 07/10/2026
So Rod (as in Rod the Bod) is short for Roderic, and, even more surprising to me, it turns out that Willie Desjardin's first name is Wilbrod. Wilbrod.
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a quarter to eleven and I just heard a flock of geese fly over #nightgeese
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the sharks do not have 2nd and 3rd lines, but instead 2rd and 3nd lines. thank you
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
askarov's all white pads, glove, and blocker are good but he needs an all white helmet to go with it
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know, October. crisp autumnal October
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
welp, there goes the shutout
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
directing a greek monster movie by saying "lights! chimera! action!"
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 28/09/2026
Happy retirement to Matt "Long Beach Native" Nieto. He played a dozen decent seasons, and he was from Long Beach. I hope that @hockeybabbler.bsky.social is with friends today.
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh sure, wishing on a loose eyelash is socially acceptable, but you aren't allowed to do it with a nose hair
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
farter shart in stanley cup final form
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dic nowd
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
asking for a sharks: is it bad to be outshot 5 to 25 through two periods when you're icing an nhl roster? seems bad
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tweet from bottlerocket (@bottlerocket):

My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable.

(two pictures of a little girl in a store making check marks on a clipboard that's larger than her head)
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now that he has the C, he will no longer be known as "elebrini"
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kesselring's nickname is kes(s?) apparently
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally, we get to look at godzilla's penis
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bite my whole ass, joe flemming
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
farter shart
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the youtube algorithm has been serving me late late show with craig ferguson clips and he truly is the only funny late night talk show host
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
star trek strange new worlds has embraced the spirit of the original series by having a bunch of episodes that suck
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@eastbayry.bsky.social I got a bronze age collapse youtube video recommendation without ever searching for it
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This doesn’t seem ethical
Sign that says “BABY BOY SALE,” with address edited out
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
america's answer to otm shank
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
choosing to believe that misa's weight gain perfectly respectable fat
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a perfect joke.
CLICKHOLE CELEB QUOTE
“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all time banger. happy 9/11
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
just heard a canadian pronounce "aria" the same as "area" and now I think the tariffs are good, actually
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bezzerkker from twitter @bezzerkker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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