Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how many times has someone been too embarrassed to answer honestly and the magnet has exploded their dick. it's gotta be at least once right 051
Reposted by Puffin OmarSam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I interviewed Gillian Fucking Anderson for PAPER Magazine :) www.papermag.com/gillian-ande...papermag.comGillian Anderson Can Haunt Us Anytime"My happy place is usually where it's quiet and there's nobody anywhere." 67510
Reposted by Puffin OmarSansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 03/12/2025"Is she... you know... running alternative firmware" 2221
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026kept seeing mention of a diverted plane, turns out I’ve long had that person muted and was blissfully unaware until I foolishly investigated 000
Reposted by Puffin Omarjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569981626
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026obviously horrific stuff, but you gotta laugh at how specifically israeli the punishments being demanded are 021
Reposted by Puffin OmarMeredith Rose @mrose.ink · 17/09/2026Surest sign BlueSky is the new Twitter: journalists are treating it as an assignments desk 553343
Reposted by Puffin OmarBrandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ah man he burned the wrap 211017
Reposted by Puffin OmarNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me in the Valley of the Shadow of Dearh: Hey! I’m walkin here! 113311
Reposted by Puffin Omargoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I never see you at the park looking at the grass" OK? Well I never see you at the bank looking at the money 193
Reposted by Puffin OmarEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Underrated point here: when you alienate your base, you're not just losing votes. You're losing people who would campaign for you. Who would phone bank for you, knock on doors for you, tell their friends and family to vote for you. Is the hypothetical genital-obsessed centrist gonna do all that? 512834
Reposted by Puffin OmarCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026I do think the reason techies go so hard on pushing this line is that they get off on telling other people the stuff they devoted their life to is less important than Computer 9731101
Reposted by Puffin OmarGrugcel @grug.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Long time no see bluesky, I’m getting ffs like next week (09/22) and if you have a few extra dollars to throw my to help me offset costs i’d appreciate it. 48359
Reposted by Puffin OmarPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025the 9/11 sketch from The Day Today was recorded as an extra for their 2004 DVD release. if you haven't heard it, it's fantastic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPW...youtube.comThe Day Today - September 11thYouTube video by BigDaz 05916
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026commercial ai models are a poisoned chalice, they are using you as much as you are using them 011
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026you’ll like the treatment schedule of ocrevus zunovo, ocrelizumab and hyaluronidase-ocsq 110
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026they shouldnt show the 1/2, 2/2 badges when theyre both on the screen. yeah man i can see them 000
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026saw a fetish picture on here of someone in a full anime mask, it’s heartwarming that they’re still getting their rocks off without using ai 110
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I learnt australians are bubbler sayers when a nrl football player pissed in his own mouth and said it was just how his team celebrated wins 000
Reposted by Puffin OmarAsher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I decided to post to the Craigslist “activity partners” forum and that, uh, might have been a mistake. I replied to a couple inquiries that seem promising, and so far all I’ve received back is a question about the size of my racquet. 2192
Reposted by Puffin OmarBastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 31/08/2026if you're still on Twitter or Substack, i think less of you 7377
Reposted by Puffin Omarcolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I saw the gyn I opened up my legs I saw the gyn 081
Reposted by Puffin OmarPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026lol this was the main thrust of my sermon three days ago 041
Reposted by Puffin OmarTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391836337
Reposted by Puffin Omarkate @katewitko.bsky.social · 09/08/2026watching game show network and this insane commercial for some supplement just abruptly cut to footage of the miracle on the hudson 3918
Reposted by Puffin OmarAdam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026which prediction market app allows me and some friends to enter into a tontine? 073
Reposted by Puffin OmarAI Imagery Labeler @aimod.social · 27/07/2026ANNOUNCEMENTS AND UPDATES! Thank you for your patience, everyone. Yes, we are back. 15541223
Reposted by Puffin OmarSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I called a specialist today to make an appointment and they gave me a tele-appointment in March 2028. That's not a typo. 19855125
Reposted by Puffin OmarSansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 10/06/2024You're welcome in my cylinder any time 011
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026unfortunately “the mysterious cylinder” has lodged itself in my brain. thats what it is called now 110
Reposted by Puffin OmarSansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 12/12/2025i have gender pvp enabled (no pronouns in bio and i'm named Todd O'Themorning or some shit) 5683
Reposted by Puffin Omarstrawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026sorry honey about your favorite food or whatecer mommy is blogging 1361
Reposted by Puffin OmarLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026I’m just basing this on what other species do when one of their own goes rogue but I feel like if a guy’s business model involves making everybody stupid & gatekeeping the collectively earned knowledge of humankind in order to charge people for it we kind of have to rip apart & eat that guy. 441287381
Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026remembering the good times when that (now former) bluesky dev threw his overheating phone in the pool to cool it down 010
Reposted by Puffin OmarShannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Something worth noting with these tools is if you're outsourcing/indirectly plagiarizing all of your ideas, what do you do if the machine stops working? At that point you learned nothing and you can't do anything on your own! 7429114
Reposted by Puffin Omarmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026you never know what someone else is going through. a red light, for example 351522
Reposted by Puffin OmarEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Uh, maybe next time consider that some people were busy driving before you mock their typos? Just a thought 3298692
Reposted by Puffin Omarno one @guattari2600.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They may be able to find me another contract, but this is a fairly precarious position, so I’d like to toss out into the aether that if you are part of a Canadian workplace with a Toronto office that would be willing to sponsor a 10 year veteran researcher/analyst w/ project management, please lmk. 264
Reposted by Puffin OmarBenn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Saturday Salon forged a cease and desist letter and shared it on their official profile. They put themselves and others in legal jeopardy and handed Flock a win by making critical press seem hyperbolic. I apologize for not fully vetting this, as Flock had sent frivolous letters in the past. 618721
