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snake the jake

@somesnake.bsky.social
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pod boy for the pod people horror podcast, metal enjoyer, a scary snake

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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
pointing directly at the bartending and mouthing “witness me” as i shotgun my 14th modelo and climb unsteadily up on my stool
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
my car’s engine failing is a plot by the deep state to keep me from buying switch 2 to play donkey kong bananaboat
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
“debate me bro” how about instead i cast you into the black fields of boiling pitch overseen by the blind eyes of yaldabaoth
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
what if instead of judge dredd he was judge nice and he just wanted to hang out
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
i think most period pieces would be improved by the presence of kung fu
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
the man of shapes and angles
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
seat thief
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
average listening to paysage d’hiver experience: 5 minutes of the sound of wind blowing before being slapped in the face by the most oppressive and evil riff in existence (complimentary)
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
in hindsight free willy is an insane premise for a film and even crazier to make multiple sequels out of. what was going on in the 90s
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
appropriating the theme for @tomwalker.bsky.social’s internet deep dive into a song to sing at my cat
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
like father like son
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
the fact that smoking cigarettes is bad for you is proof that god is dead
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
at the show tonight the guitar player for kruelty said “let’s fuck this shit down” and that has immediately entered my lexicon
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
case in point
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
if there’s one universal truth i’ve learned it’s that in life, sometimes there is a creature
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
evolution gave this guy stripes. “oh it will help him blend in with the grasses of the savannah, disguising him from both predators and prey.” ????? this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
what da cat doin
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
got an email today about logging into my chatgpt enterprise account that i have access to through work and i’ve never deleted anything faster in my life
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
many such cases
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Blight Yoakam @blightyoakam.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
FARTING WITH RECKLESS ABANDON AND WITHOUT REGARD TO MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
(joker voice) i’m a man of my word
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
don’t mind me if i just head on down to the pub for a pint and a philadelphia style cheesed steak
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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Making deplorable moves in contemptible silence, the rapacious grind slumbers not
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
the nightclub scene in basic instinct is one of the funniest set pieces i’ve seen in a while. the music, the dancing, michael douglas’s absurdly deep v-neck sweater — that’s movie magic
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who remembers
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i missed fenriz friday yesterday so here’s a double dose of the boy
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
RYM is a great website if you want to get stuck in an authentication loop trying to prove you’re not a robot for daring to try to see a band’s discography
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
the mf thinks he’s laundry
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
imagining a guy who says 420 is a nazi dog whistle because it’s hitler’s birthday
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
echt waar frank
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
just farted so loud both cats came into the room to investigate
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
this week on the pod we talk jonathan glazer’s understated alien invasion film, under the skin, horrifying and beautiful in equal measure shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
🪱who up rotting they worm🪱
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
woke up in the middle of the night to what i thought was the sound of rain but it turned out to be my stereo, somehow turned on and tuned to an FM station playing just static. concerning!
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
aaron sorkin sitting down to write a script after railing four lines of blow: “i love america and hate women so much it’s unreal”
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
watching a few good men and all i can think of is “you smoke good, correct?”
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
what a nice man, surely he would do nothing wrong
the vanishing (1988)
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
nobody follows me on here so i’m just gonna start posting about ever more arbitrary bullshit. anyway, i wish rob houwer would stop holding the rights to paul verhoeven’s early dutch movies hostage so we can get a bluray of turkish delight. fuck you rob!
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
this week’s patreon pick episode is on james mangold’s identity, sort of an agatha christie whodunnit by way of m. night shyamalan shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...
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Ep. 357 - Identity | Pod People
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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
i’ve only been out of bed for about 3 hours but i’m thinking it might be time for a nap 😎
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
hey hey, it’s fenriz. are you having a great friday?
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
this week on the pod we reach new heights of obscurity, digging into a couple of BBC made-for-tv horror specials from 1972 shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...
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Ep. 356 - BBC Horror Specials | Pod People
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i know they did an alt superman where he was soviet or whatever, but i think they should do one where he lives in china and is a maoist
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
it’s crazy that 500 years ago anyone could just come along and throw a grappling hook through your window and freely plunder your gold and jewels
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
my ungrateful children demanding second dinner, though they have no marketable skills and haven’t worked a day in their lives smdh
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
fuck fuck fuck i missed fenriz friday yesterday, anyway here’s the boy. he’s getting fat
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snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
korine’s entire career has been making borderline unwatchable films that i love watching more than anything
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