snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/07/2025pointing directly at the bartending and mouthing “witness me” as i shotgun my 14th modelo and climb unsteadily up on my stool 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025my car’s engine failing is a plot by the deep state to keep me from buying switch 2 to play donkey kong bananaboat 100
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025“debate me bro” how about instead i cast you into the black fields of boiling pitch overseen by the blind eyes of yaldabaoth 1205
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025what if instead of judge dredd he was judge nice and he just wanted to hang out 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 19/07/2025i think most period pieces would be improved by the presence of kung fu 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/06/2025average listening to paysage d’hiver experience: 5 minutes of the sound of wind blowing before being slapped in the face by the most oppressive and evil riff in existence (complimentary) 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/06/2025in hindsight free willy is an insane premise for a film and even crazier to make multiple sequels out of. what was going on in the 90s 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 04/06/2025appropriating the theme for @tomwalker.bsky.social’s internet deep dive into a song to sing at my cat 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 31/05/2025the fact that smoking cigarettes is bad for you is proof that god is dead 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 29/05/2025at the show tonight the guitar player for kruelty said “let’s fuck this shit down” and that has immediately entered my lexicon 010
Reposted by snake the jakeleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured 2164182063
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 26/05/2025if there’s one universal truth i’ve learned it’s that in life, sometimes there is a creature 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025evolution gave this guy stripes. “oh it will help him blend in with the grasses of the savannah, disguising him from both predators and prey.” ????? this man lives in my house. they have played us for absolute fools 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025got an email today about logging into my chatgpt enterprise account that i have access to through work and i’ve never deleted anything faster in my life 000
Reposted by snake the jakeBlight Yoakam @blightyoakam.bsky.social · 11/05/2025FARTING WITH RECKLESS ABANDON AND WITHOUT REGARD TO MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS 2232
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 11/05/2025don’t mind me if i just head on down to the pub for a pint and a philadelphia style cheesed steak 020
Reposted by snake the jake🧌🤌🧙♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Making deplorable moves in contemptible silence, the rapacious grind slumbers not 0112
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 05/05/2025the nightclub scene in basic instinct is one of the funniest set pieces i’ve seen in a while. the music, the dancing, michael douglas’s absurdly deep v-neck sweater — that’s movie magic 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 26/04/2025i missed fenriz friday yesterday so here’s a double dose of the boy 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/04/2025RYM is a great website if you want to get stuck in an authentication loop trying to prove you’re not a robot for daring to try to see a band’s discography 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 21/04/2025imagining a guy who says 420 is a nazi dog whistle because it’s hitler’s birthday 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 19/04/2025just farted so loud both cats came into the room to investigate 020
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 18/04/2025this week on the pod we talk jonathan glazer’s understated alien invasion film, under the skin, horrifying and beautiful in equal measure shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...shows.acast.com 011
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 16/04/2025woke up in the middle of the night to what i thought was the sound of rain but it turned out to be my stereo, somehow turned on and tuned to an FM station playing just static. concerning! 010
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 13/04/2025aaron sorkin sitting down to write a script after railing four lines of blow: “i love america and hate women so much it’s unreal” 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 13/04/2025watching a few good men and all i can think of is “you smoke good, correct?” 000
Reposted by snake the jakefancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 23/03/2025what a nice man, surely he would do nothing wrong 1415
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 12/04/2025nobody follows me on here so i’m just gonna start posting about ever more arbitrary bullshit. anyway, i wish rob houwer would stop holding the rights to paul verhoeven’s early dutch movies hostage so we can get a bluray of turkish delight. fuck you rob! 110
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 06/04/2025this week’s patreon pick episode is on james mangold’s identity, sort of an agatha christie whodunnit by way of m. night shyamalan shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...shows.acast.comEp. 357 - Identity | Pod People 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 30/03/2025i’ve only been out of bed for about 3 hours but i’m thinking it might be time for a nap 😎 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 28/03/2025hey hey, it’s fenriz. are you having a great friday? 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 28/03/2025this week on the pod we reach new heights of obscurity, digging into a couple of BBC made-for-tv horror specials from 1972 shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...shows.acast.comEp. 356 - BBC Horror Specials | Pod People 011
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 24/03/2025i know they did an alt superman where he was soviet or whatever, but i think they should do one where he lives in china and is a maoist 100
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 23/03/2025it’s crazy that 500 years ago anyone could just come along and throw a grappling hook through your window and freely plunder your gold and jewels 000
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 23/03/2025my ungrateful children demanding second dinner, though they have no marketable skills and haven’t worked a day in their lives smdh 020
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/03/2025fuck fuck fuck i missed fenriz friday yesterday, anyway here’s the boy. he’s getting fat 020
snake the jake @somesnake.bsky.social · 22/03/2025korine’s entire career has been making borderline unwatchable films that i love watching more than anything 010