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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 23h
It's a bisexual purple wave coming.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't sell me on a good time.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/10/2026
Prior to Trump (and memory-holed), Hastert was once the highest-ranking example of a central tenet of conservative thought and governance, supported by both GOP electeds and the GOP electorate: Children should be abused by men, and politics should be conducted to make it easier for men to do so.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wait til this guy learns about what Pearl Jam was doing during every one of their 2000 US concerts bsky.app/profile/blue...
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bruce's open letter to the guy who stole his Bike Scott is sick of the Swiss Dave has a good attitude towards menstruation Kevin has Things to Do The Night Bruce connected with his Dog The Gazebo Heist
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame #9000 from S06 -E11 - Battle Swallow s Nest-629295
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean sure, he killed over 500+ FBC personale. Yet, if anyone can pull the "I had a bad childhood growing up" card, it's this guy.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still one of the best ending shots for a film.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dudes rock, NYC Politics edition.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, I enjoy the hell out of Tom Cruise when he tries to be weird, but not Oscar-Bait weird.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She's doing exactly what she was hired to do. If anything, it's just more likely she takes over CNN.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like articles like these can be simplified by my favorite line from Justified. "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
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Justified | "You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole" | 4K
YouTube video by JJack
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nah, I'm good.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#204
Kv3-204, 1/1 2026
tower
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A world without Sonic.
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Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
ALT: Lionel Hutz: A World Without Lawyers
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i like pausing these dog jumping competitions so the dog looks like it is riding a little invisible bicycle
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aperture Science vs. Federal Bureau of Control inter-office softball game ends in bloodshed.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s not QUITE true - Mamdani meets with Trump because he thinks he can get something out of him (rightly), while Jeffries met with Kushner because he thinks he can get something out of him (the veneer of bipartisanship) bsky.app/profile/kevi...
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She was pretty much there already with her "interview" with LibsofTikTok.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It really has to be stress how much winning Capcom did this year.
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to a legend of making faces
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reacher seasons ranked: Season 1 Season 4 Season 3 Season 2
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I think adults bullying and demanding to see children’s’ genitals on command is bad.” Look at that. It’s that easy.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
Check this shit out. God I love this game
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weird how these supporting acts are able to have more backbone than the headliner.
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LukeTaylorOfficial @elwaldorf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See I do believe AI will cause an apocalypse, but more like Idiotacry than Terminator.
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𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 @blackoutprincesses.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in the movie Hannibal
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is (a) easy (b) the principled position and (c) also the pure strategy play. Nobody switches their vote R->D because a Dem dipped their toe in the cesspool of transphobia. But it can contribute towards sporadic lean-D voters not bothering to vote, and no amount of lecturing will prevent that.
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Really funny to imagine JF having to hang out at an awards show with a bunch of other streamers and influencers. Let’s make it happen.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
don't give a pass to anyone on equal rights. you have a right to your opinion on a candidate and we do not all need to act like we are politicians/strategists that are part of a strategic effort. candidates need to know when they fucked up.
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone should read this and then read the 24 consecutive hour timeline meltdowns Stancil, ironic John Brown centrist account and other libs are having about the Talarico interview. Which argument actually motivates you? Which one is going to resonate with regular people? I think it’s pretty clear!
We cannot be the ones to preemptively and
"pragmatically" kick our more vulnerable allies off of the plane. The end result will be having to face the fascists later on anyway but with a significantly diminished coalition. Better to turn around right now to face them with our full complement of fighters.
You say "I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere.
Fuck you. The end."
And if they keep with the questions about children's sports the answer is "Who gives a shit?"
"I do not believe you care about this issue.
You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
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Whole class cheering after Bart says the line
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Frame #250 from S06 -E13 - Sea Urchin - Battle to the Death-628912
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch Nobuhiro Yamashita's LINDA LINDA LINDA (2005) in our Girl Bands collection! 🎸 ❤️
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new democrat slogan just dropped amiright ladies
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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