Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannistervictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11hThis is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here. 212066434
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterKnick Hamilton @jlasoul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026smoking that shit that made liberty bibberty 041
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterMichael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans 856390
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun 113313
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterKatherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 10/04/2026 191236289
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterWarren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@atherton.bsky.social 133830
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348857950
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 0462
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterandy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026the man in the drunk castle 121310173
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33305836
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663087522
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterBrandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"acab includes reacher," the greatest engagement bait in the history of bluesky, deleted after 1,682 quote posts 684266
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterlindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tom verducci www.si.com/mlb/yankees-... 717228
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought. 2951344
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442788386
Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister @sardonicwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IT'S BEN RICE KNOWING YOUUUUUUUU 011
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterEvelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Fetterman looks like someone who says "da boss ain't gonna like dis!" after Batman frees himself from the sawmill conveyor belt he was tied to 110015
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice. 6486482091
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face 33107694
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you haven’t already turned off Meta’s terrible “use my stuff for whatever!” AI: - Go to your Insta profile - Click the hamburger stack (3 lines) for settings - Scroll to “sharing and reuse” - Toggle Meta AI settings off (I only have Reels, you may also have Posts) 88963
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterLauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People keep asking why Bush isn't saying anything about *all this* and the answer remains 'He was and is a massive piece of shit' 1072447
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator. 32105691
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188137372919
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's buttstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 320140
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125691
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet. 5058451263
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026On one hand, AI might cause nuclear annihilation in the dumbest way possible. But on the other hand, it is semi-almost-useful at making lists. Gotta take the bad with the good! 11437121
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751572
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterAustin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Vince Gilligan is one of the greatest tv writers ever. It’s insane TONIGHT was his first Emmy for his craft. He’s a master. And by all accounts as good as men get. 13610
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026when Drew Brees is telling everybody about how he mulled playing for the Denver Broncos in last season's AFC Championship game but decided not to return because of discomfort in his wrist 643224
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've seen them do it for whole seasons 1353324
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we somehow live in a time of amazing technology where we also have decided “idk just show this Ohio governor’s race ad to everyone no matter where they live” 2635520
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Rebels having some trouble with Lincoln in the second half 831635
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026lol 20896811412
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.” 1304554527
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it. 14120733350
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I attended a math-focused magnet high school. Our school shooter was pulling off crazy "Donald in Mathmagic Land" trick shots. 635226
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026we genuinely need creative ways to punish corporations for this sort of low-stakes acquiescence 813590394
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don’t think there can be a real Left in this country that doesn’t full-on confront Silicon Valley and Google/Amazon/Apple and all the rest. So much of how we live our lives are dictated by these companies that have zero democratic input or meaningful path to redress from the public. 13512
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026i've gone from "this is darkly funny" to "this is darkly extremely funny". becoming a poster boy for the uncaring nature of the fascism you helped create is remarkable 9537
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannisterliving and working as a cowboy @tape.website · 28/08/2026january 6th player of the year 240472
Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister @sardonicwriter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So if he renames it from Ontario to America the mnemonic goes from HOMES to SHAME 000
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026No, Joanne did not share a "supportive message" for trans adults. She dressed transphobia up in passive medical-speak because this week it became very apparent to her she's in bed with racists and with an £800m starting cost project on the horizon desperately needs some good headlines right now 12552198
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterAlex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it! 512186640
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sometimes in the Criterion Closet you can tell they’ve sent a list ahead of time because the movies they pull are set out on the shelf just a little bit and that is CHEATING. If you step into the Closet you must be prepared for Serendipity to take hold. Anything less is cowardice 1762343
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now 816501914
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannistermore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hearing cops describe me as Armed but Not Dangerous on the news and vowing to set them straight, i pull a pistol from my waistband, immediately eject the magazine directly down a storm drain before accidentally firing the chambered round which launches the gun out of my hand into a blackberry bush 854070
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" LannisterKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"We can't use your product if anyone knows it's your product because everyone hates your product" is maybe a sign that your company stinks 423351755
Reposted by Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannistervictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15/08/2026the brotherhood of mankind is indivisible 422230