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Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister

@sardonicwriter.bsky.social
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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”- Napoleon Bonaparte. YS Librarian. NYY/NYG/USWNT.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11h
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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Knick Hamilton @jlasoul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
smoking that shit that made liberty bibberty
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 10/04/2026
Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse, grinning sarcastically and dressed to kill, with a speech bubble photoshopped under her.
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Warren Zevonblade @apopheniac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Matt Ford: Yamamoto's command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.

Kelsey Atherton: [FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the blue guy from guardians of the galaxy. i thought it was woody harrelson. it's not. i am 94 years old.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/10/2026
the man in the drunk castle
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"acab includes reacher," the greatest engagement bait in the history of bluesky, deleted after 1,682 quote posts
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tom verducci www.si.com/mlb/yankees-...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister @sardonicwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT'S BEN RICE KNOWING YOUUUUUUUU
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman looks like someone who says "da boss ain't gonna like dis!" after Batman frees himself from the sawmill conveyor belt he was tied to
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven’t already turned off Meta’s terrible “use my stuff for whatever!” AI: - Go to your Insta profile - Click the hamburger stack (3 lines) for settings - Scroll to “sharing and reuse” - Toggle Meta AI settings off (I only have Reels, you may also have Posts)
Screenshot of Instagram setting for Reels that is toggled off and says “allow people to create with and reuse your original audio on meta AI
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People keep asking why Bush isn't saying anything about *all this* and the answer remains 'He was and is a massive piece of shit'
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's butt
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On one hand, AI might cause nuclear annihilation in the dumbest way possible. But on the other hand, it is semi-almost-useful at making lists. Gotta take the bad with the good!
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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Austin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vince Gilligan is one of the greatest tv writers ever. It’s insane TONIGHT was his first Emmy for his craft. He’s a master. And by all accounts as good as men get.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when Drew Brees is telling everybody about how he mulled playing for the Denver Broncos in last season's AFC Championship game but decided not to return because of discomfort in his wrist
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've seen them do it for whole seasons
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we somehow live in a time of amazing technology where we also have decided “idk just show this Ohio governor’s race ad to everyone no matter where they live”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rebels having some trouble with Lincoln in the second half
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I attended a math-focused magnet high school. Our school shooter was pulling off crazy "Donald in Mathmagic Land" trick shots.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we genuinely need creative ways to punish corporations for this sort of low-stakes acquiescence
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t think there can be a real Left in this country that doesn’t full-on confront Silicon Valley and Google/Amazon/Apple and all the rest. So much of how we live our lives are dictated by these companies that have zero democratic input or meaningful path to redress from the public.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
i've gone from "this is darkly funny" to "this is darkly extremely funny". becoming a poster boy for the uncaring nature of the fascism you helped create is remarkable
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living and working as a cowboy @tape.website · 28/08/2026
january 6th player of the year
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Kevin "Alicent Innocent" Lannister @sardonicwriter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So if he renames it from Ontario to America the mnemonic goes from HOMES to SHAME
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No, Joanne did not share a "supportive message" for trans adults. She dressed transphobia up in passive medical-speak because this week it became very apparent to her she's in bed with racists and with an £800m starting cost project on the horizon desperately needs some good headlines right now
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sometimes in the Criterion Closet you can tell they’ve sent a list ahead of time because the movies they pull are set out on the shelf just a little bit and that is CHEATING. If you step into the Closet you must be prepared for Serendipity to take hold. Anything less is cowardice
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hearing cops describe me as Armed but Not Dangerous on the news and vowing to set them straight, i pull a pistol from my waistband, immediately eject the magazine directly down a storm drain before accidentally firing the chambered round which launches the gun out of my hand into a blackberry bush
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"We can't use your product if anyone knows it's your product because everyone hates your product" is maybe a sign that your company stinks
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15/08/2026
the brotherhood of mankind is indivisible
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