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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Not that I care about the Ottawa Senators, but at a certain point, something needs to be done about the C on Brady Tkachuk's jersey, right?

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

My man's out here hitting the Qui-Gon Jinn

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 02/11/2025

a good bat that don’t break and fly off when you swinging

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Months of buying into the MARTY SUPREME hype just to find out now that Kevin O'Leary is in it

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Say what you will about the Toronto Maple Leafs, but blasting a Linkin Park song from 2003 in Scotiabank Arena after a collapse like that is hilarious

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/05/2025

Tfw the most clearly sophisticated yet weirdly disrespected iteration of the new Star Wars stuff gets backfilled with two dozen hours of the best storytelling in recent memory

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Fortune cookie's trying to make me act up. Should've come with instructions for blowing up a pipeline. Stellan Skarsgård in Andor sounding ass fortune cookie

"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous."

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

People who yell out joke answers during every round at trivia night: I see you, I hear you, and I think you need to be put on a barge

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Sergio Castellitto will return as Cardinal Tedesco in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Three songs into Mayhem and I've heard enough, I'm calling it: Lady Gaga made a Nine Inch Nails album

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The Best Sound recognizer has logged on

My Letterboxd review of DUNE: PART TWO from a year ago, with a highlighted paragraph about why it deserves to win Best Sound

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/03/2025

“James Bond: It’s Going To Suck After This”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

DM: The castle is heavily guarded. You'll need to find a way to sneak in. Druid: I'll cast Pass Without Trace. Rogue: Can I roll a stealth check? Barbarian:

Jaden Smith at the 2025 Grammy Awards red carpet wearing a castle on his head

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The boys kick this one off talking about the time Damien Cox blocked me during the John Scott All-Star Game, which I guess is why everyone's saying it feels like 2016 all over again

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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

just wanna be on the record that I’m not gonna be doing any false balance objectivity about the survival of my country and am gonna take a pretty dim view of anyone who acts that way

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I miss Toranaga Tuesday like you wouldn't believe

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Reporting live from where that cybertruck exploded this morning. I have nothing to add other than the fact that this street corner smells exactly like a petting zoo

The Trump International Hotel, which it turns out is nowhere near the rest of the hotels on the Strip

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

When my D&D players ask me to come up with NPC names on the fly

A shelf of "Personalized Bleach" bottles labeled with names like Zessica, Jorsh, and Iceborg

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Ringing in the new year with the most important people in my life: @nickigorman.bsky.social, the Din Tai Fung guy, four framed photos of Christopher Walken, and of course, Carrot Top

A selfie taken during the Montreal Canadiens vs. Vegas Golden Knights game this afternoon

The Din Tai Fung dumpling mascot. We love to see him, and there he is

Four framed photos of Academy Award winner Christopher Walken, prominently displayed at the ARIA Resort & Casino

Carrot Top looming over my shoulder like an eldritch being with whom I've struck an unfathomable pact

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

The Vegas Golden Knights' in-house entertainment is a dude named DJ Prenup. We've reached the apex of Divorced Guys

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

This feed is quickly becoming "Rory goes to a hockey game." Oh well

The Montreal Canadiens and Vegas Golden Knights warm up at T-Mobile Arena (December 31, 2024).

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Watching darts highlights at the airport. Now, perhaps more than ever, that's wassup

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

You have been visited by Smiling Marty. Repost in 2.6 seconds for more olés and Habs wins

A smiling Martin St. Louis carrying a backpack at the airport or something

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

good business model: naming your pizza place something that, in the most generous best case scenario, will cause potential customers to remember a time they had to call the fire department

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I swear @nickigorman.bsky.social is minutes away from leaving me for this elephant and frankly, I get it

Ellie the Elephant, mascot of the WNBA's New York Liberty and special guest at tonight's Montreal Canadiens game, aggressively flirting with my girlfriend

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The Montreal Victoire home jersey is even sicker in person. Instant top 5 all-time hockey jersey. I will not be taking any questions at this time

A photo taken from the stands at Place Bell during the Montreal Victoire home opener against the Ottawa Charge (November 30, 2024).

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Running my first D&D session in about a year tomorrow. I know what you're thinking. "46447 characters? That's a lot of NPCs!" Hey, come on now

A Google Docs word count screenshot displaying the following information:

Pages - 97
Words - 8150
Characters - 46447
Characters excluding spaces - 39467

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This looks like when Jeff Probst used to leave the final tribal council with all the votes and cross the ocean on a jet ski

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

It's probably fine that half a dozen unrelated people I follow all independently decided to watch CHILDREN OF MEN in the last week or so

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Taking a stand and bravely crossing the Digital Rubicon (swapped the twitter and bluesky buttons on my phone)

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#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse.bsky.social · 22/05/2017

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

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Rory Mallette @rorymallette.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

[leaning into a microphone and causing the worst feedback you've ever heard] wassoup

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