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Twink Lobotomy

@dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social
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Vaguely experienced in homosexuality He/they in the unusual way

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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im kind of a sigma male, im single but im still cool 😎
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
'they live' glasses meme - the top glasses-off panel is the DSA factions chart quoted below, the below "glasses on" panel is the Aella's birthday gangbang sankey chart
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the tower of babel is one of my personal heroes. i also want to make sinners see god and then forget how to speak
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Its payback time, you son of a bitch! You killed my wife and now I will kick your ass at Settlers of Catan
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have acquired my preciouses (chicken tenders out of a bag that I threw in the oven for 10-30 minutes). You should avert your eyes if you do not wish to see things that you will be unable to explain
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any pizza is deep dish pizza once I get my hands on it
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
Men’s underwear packaging is either guy wearing nothing but underwear with the largest bulge you’ve ever seen or a model with no pants wearing an otherwise normal outfit. That second type of packaging is obviously for penis shy men, because often only the model’s torso and up is visible
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Get yourself a man who will use “whereas” while flirting with you
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck Seth Fucking Moulton. That little bitch can lick my nuts.
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours? ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi" COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am straight up sorkin it right now. I am walking and talking and being the most annoying motherfucker on the planet.
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
Millennials are killing the sword in stone industry. It’s like no one even cares about the rightful ruler of Britainnia anymore
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
Taking an edible and walking around ikea to microdose home ownership
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
Speaking from first hand experience, women love a man who is a little damp
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always. #learningtocook
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pre-movie commercial are wild. Just saw an ad for the concept of closets
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
I obviously empathize greatly with the number 7. I too am known chiefly for my gluttony
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
She huddle on my mass until I yearn to breathe free
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
If anyone knows any hot and sexy werewolves hit me up. I’m not interested. I just want to know about y’all’s taste in wretched creatures punished by the moon
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 29/07/2026
Chat I’m gonna be real with you all. I kinda really hate capitalism. I hate feeling like half a person because my labor is not apparently worth enough to live on.
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just saw a boosted pickup truck driving below the speed limit AMA
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
One thing about me is that you will never catch me pissing
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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Party told you to reject the rizzmaxxing of your nonbinary polycule. It was their final, most rizzmaxxing command.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how chemical plants work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 12/06/2025
Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/06/2025
Let’s add in Sam Alito while we’re at it
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 30/06/2026
Evergreen at this point
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 16/04/2024
Feel like shit rn. Just need Clarence Thomas to die
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 19/08/2025
Feel like shit. Just need the entire 5th circuit to run off of cliffs and then hang in the air until they look down.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This does NOT work with Robespierre, who is never not aura farming
Robespierre in Napoleon (1927) 🦅Robespierre in Danton 😒Robespierre in The French Revolution (1989) 😳Robespierre in Mr Peabody and Sherman
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fellas, is it anti-Semitic to shitpost?
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You could have met a pregnant person today who wasn't actually pregnant but was wearing a costume pregnancy belly for a kink thing and you'd never know. I think it's cool there's that much texture in the world. Things should be weirder.
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Guys june 4th omg 🇺🇸
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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Charlie puth gave us everything we have. When one day, he ascends to the great blue, what will we have left? Enough to make him proud?
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
wonder how many gooner porn thinkpieces take into account that masturbation is one of the last pleasurable things that anyone can do for free
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have to wake up egregiously early in the morning. If I did a GRWM tomorrow it’d probably be like Will I make myself a sandwich or hit snooze eight times? Will I leave on time to catch the bus or will I shoot myself in the head
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
Anyone else feel a little bit like a twink
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 19/11/2025
I’m little twink
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m Twink Lobotomy
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 29/09/2023
im little twink hgngh
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 25/05/2026
Y’all ever get a little freaked out about the constant decay of the flesh or just me?
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diane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 25/05/2026
mollusk pussy so good it put me in the squid ward
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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I strive to make my home a welcoming place for the twink community, they go through so much what with the twinkphobia and the acid rain, and i know theyd be so happy just to have one place where theyre safe
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
when shit is labeled its like damn... so thats what that is
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Great grandfather built mazes. Grandfather built mazes. Father was in venture capital but he built mazes on the weekends. By the time I was born there were no mazes left to build. Everyone was already lost.
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 04/05/2026
banana pizza
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 01/05/2026
i drink your diet coke
i drink your milkshake scene from there will be blood
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Benson Boone’s latest album, “Boone to Run”, is more than just a tribute to the legendary Bruce Springsteen. It’s Boone’s take on the America of today, and his announcement of his 2028 run for president.
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
This post is like poetry to me. The artistry of telling such a beautiful story in as few words as possible, letting the implications fill in the gaps. I don’t know who this guy is, but this post tells me all I need to know
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