Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2024polygamy is really tough for a lot of us to understand, much less accept. how would you react if, for example, you found out your uncle was entering a group marriage? you might be confused, and perhaps even resentful. just try to remember that it’s a complicated issue that requires some new aunts 1262924477 0
Anonimo Romano - NAFO Owl division @anonimoromano.bsky.social · 13/02/2024It's easy to talk about polygamy when you basically own your wives and they have no right to say anythin but yes milord. Try polygamy with proud western women (AND mothers) who won't even let your underwear on the floor while you are showering. Then we talk. About polygamy. 000 0
Quite Unusual Dev Log @quiteunusualdev.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I don't understand how my cell phone works but have no problems accepting it. 000 0
Benjamin Rajan @benrajan.bsky.social · 13/02/2024……….well played sir. But I’m still calling the police. 020 0
NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 13/02/2024And that now you have a lot more relatives who owe you Christmas and birthday presents, while you can can still just buy a single group present for your uncle and his partners. 000 0
Lea @leaarmylove.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Can't tell if people are calling Jon out for speaking on polygamy or for making a pun joke out of polygamy 000 0
David Colborne @davidcolborne.bsky.social · 13/02/2024East coast: *groan* West coast: "New ants? Huh. I suppose so." 030 0
Andy 'Legal BA' @legalba.bsky.social · 17/02/2024The only thing to fall flatter than this joke is when I wheezingly retell it to my family over dinner, because now it is stuck in my head and I NEED TO GET IT OUT 000 0
Sara R. @sarapod.bsky.social · 17/02/2024lol this only works in certain regional accents and mine is NOT one of them 010 0
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 13/02/2024This is one of the best front loaded puns I've ever seen. 020 0
Transdoggirls4jesus @trnscatgirls4jesus.bsky.social · 14/02/2024You're a poster on par with dril 000 0
Borracho y Loco @borrachoyloco.bsky.social · 13/02/2024That's a long way to go to find regret. 🤦♂️ 010 0
L is short for something @lforshort.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I don't think it would actually be complicated for those on the outside. You just go 'okie' and move on. 000 0
That Mark @nullcontext.com · 13/02/2024That was a hell of a journey you just took us on. For that, I applaud you. 040 0
KP_z @fromktoz.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I made my husband read this and now I think he might divorce me 040 0
Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Aren't you being a bit assuming? It could be new Uncles. 000 0
Espen Wiborg @espenhw.grumblesmurf.org · 13/02/2024Nodding along to this until I reached the end. Well played, sir. *Clap slap clap slap* 000 0
Forge @frozenforge.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I just get jealous. “You found multiple people, who not only love you but each other? And it works!?” 000 0
EarthMachine @terramachina.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I am starting to question following you on bsky jon 000 0
The Library Faery @libraryfaery.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I will blame barometric changes for this taking much too long for me to get. 000 0
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 13/02/2024it's possible some of your extended family may react with name calling, but you should try your best to keep communication open, it's not up to diss cousin 030 0
Badfairy // OTTER SEER @otorhinosaur.bsky.social · 13/02/2024you’re gonna get a lot of hate for this one Jon, but remember: they hated Theranos before the steve jobs lady returned a hero. now she’s crowdsurfing on financial times reporters like a freakin rock star 000 0
Hundred Spoons @llgxiii.bsky.social · 17/02/2024we've done it we've found another pun as tortured as Princess Beach from Death Stranding 000 0
Batty o_O @shadowbat.net · 13/02/2024It was the heat of the Mormon...youtu.beHeat of the moment South ParkCartman 010 0
𓆗𓆚𓂏 ratel. @ghettr00.bsky.social · 13/02/2024idc as long as ppl respect each other's choices as individuals, it's all the same w sex and gender orientation aint it 110 0
Three Owls in a Trenchcoat @lilithine.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I can’t believe I read that whole thing… 110 0
Kodo and Sangha! @kodoandsangha.bsky.social · 13/02/2024If people are able to love like polyamory requires, good for them. It’s a lot for me personally but if it’s with full consent, everyone understands their roles and everyone is respectful there really isn’t an issue. 000 0
P @pnumbers.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Not your half brother is your uncle type questions or your sister child is your uncle aunt to your half brother 000 0
MartineIDF.bsky.social @martineidf.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Why a woman cannot have several husbands ? 000 0
🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 13/02/2024Finally, a joke that almost entirely relies on the reader having a British accent. 000 0
all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 13/02/2024slowclap.gif 020 0
James @jamesgotjokes.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Lol watch out for Brendel, he’s lurking stealing everyone’s posts 👀 000 0
Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Really did some lifting to get to that punchline 050 0
Yank in DK @sauldk.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Why is "polygamy" a thing? m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Aej...m.youtube.comJefferson Airplane - TriadTitle: TriadAlbum: Crown Of CreationTrack No: 3Written By: David CrosbyGrace Slick - Lead VocalsJorma Kaukonen - Lead GuitarPaul Kantner - Rhythm GuitarJack ... 010 0
Dystopian Arthur Wyatt @arthurwyatt.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Department of crimes has been notified. 0230 0
Mello @mellowmink.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I don't know why it took me so long to get this joke but I eventually did after enough rereads. 000 0
Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social · 13/02/2024goddamnit the booing old crone gif is never around when you need it. 010 0
david. @david.uncensored.zip · 13/02/2024the best part of this is the people who won't get it due to pronunciation differences. 1110 0
Joey_Sucks (I'm Joey) @joeysucks.bsky.social · 13/02/2024This is a "nude aunts" away from being a Fw: Fw:fw: from my grandpa 20 years ago. 020 0
Mutty @muttski9999.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Took a minute, but....I'm from the 🐜 pronunciation Midwest 010 0
⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 13/02/2024giphy.comDrum Joke GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this Drum Joke GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 020 0
Bryce Durbin @dicebourbon.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Reading in Iowa: “I don’t get it” Crossing the border to Minnesota: “🤣😂🤣” 020 0
M. Velez @thunderstick.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I bow to you and the Buddha nature within you... 000 0
Kyle L @kpleopold.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Polygamy is just WRONG. It should be multiamory, or polyphilia. You’re mixing Greek and Latin roots! 000 0
foxfirefey @foxfirefey.bsky.social · 13/02/2024One of the fun parts of having Latter Day Saint heritage was when my genealogy loving grandparents sat us all down and presented how some ancestor, previously assumed to have two serial marriages, actually had two overlapping marriages. 020 0
S.C. aka RCS aka Fake Shemp #2 @seraphiscain.bsky.social · 13/02/2024"Wow this is an uncharacteristically serious post from Jon about a subject that most p- oh there it is." 050 0
Atul @gabbarnama.bsky.social · 13/02/2024There is a difference between polygamy and polyamory. What you mean is probably Polyamory. 000 0
🔪 𝑬̲̅𝒍̲̅𝒐̲̅𝒓̲̅𝒂̲̅ 𝑹̲̅𝒂̲̅𝒗̲̅𝒆̲̅𝒏̲̅ 🔪 @pussy.church · 13/02/2024Thanks for the dumbest fuck thing I've read today 0140 0
sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Kind of miss that 240 character limit right now. 000 0
Kami in the Skye (She/They) @kameoskye.bsky.social · 13/02/2024The more strained the pun, the better it tastes. 010 0
Vusie.M™ @karbako.bsky.social · 13/02/2024If your society frowns upon polygamy culture,then that is going to be tough indeed. 000 0
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I’ll be thinking about this on my deathbed, I just know it. 030 0
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 13/02/2024This doesn’t work with a Long Island accent lol 3510 0
marcy is trying to make a game @moonlitmarcy.bsky.social · 13/02/2024this is a -2 but in the way where im still glad i read it 000 0
💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 13/02/2024my parents had some friends who were honorary aunts and uncles, i dont know if they were swingers but i do know that a a couple of them had shag carpeting 1220 0
jay pico @jpco.io · 13/02/2024it’s been a while since I saw a joke online that made me go, “oh, fuck you!” good work Jon 020 0