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Ashe

@numberoneashe.bsky.social
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she/her :^)

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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 21h
witches be like "willow bark >>>"
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Me: I want to write something > doesn’t write something Me: I want to code something > doesn’t code something Me: I want to reply to messages > doesn’t reply to messages Me: I want to do something I like > doesn’t do something I like Why am I like this
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have mixed feelings about data centers. Terraforming the earth into a toxic wasteland in order to replace humanity with a computer god is objectively very cool. But I understand it also comes with some downsides
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
esoteric ebb
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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august time @nyahgust.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
they call me 007 0 respect from my peers 0 media i enjoy 7 moderator positions
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
robot: GUY WHO FEELS EMOTIONS
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bitches on Coruscant are always like "I don't know what you could have against Stormtroopers, everyone here loves them!"
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
caves of qud
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
she voice on my void til I event
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she down on my extension til I load
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey girl are you the Mother of Abominations cuz youre makin me babble on
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/09/2026
You know how they make cops get tased and pepper sprayed so they know what it's like before they do it to someone else. They should do the same thing for the death penalty
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thinking of joining a cult, any recs?
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love to be arrogant and opinionated
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So tired of raging against the dying of the light. Just once I'd like to rejoice in the blooming splendor of the golden dawn.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sweep me up in your raging current babe. Dash me upon your rocks girl. Leave me broken and battered, sustenance for the crabs and gulls. Or dont im not tryin to tell you what to do
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
caves of qud
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
joke
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
she squeeze my sachets till I produce delicious beverage
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I love your posts“ thanks I’m being hunted for sport please help
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i don’t understand why i have to return to the bog every night if i’m just going to have to rise from it again tomorrow
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Noelle Palmer @noelleevepalmer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"let people like things" listen bud it's not my fault you don't like better stuff
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You make one mistake at work and all of a sudden you're "the guy who released the virus”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don't hex me, bro
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
scientology dive tips emeter skip working 2026 xenu parry timings guide
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 12/08/2026
do we live under a fair and just God? no is there at least a logic to our damnation? no will we at least learn what condemned us to this unspeakable fate? you won't believe this but the answer is no
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/08/2026
just blocked out the sun with my big fat ass
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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I rarely enjoy, but I always serve.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As an empath, I can sense when a bear is mauling me
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me at 9am after drinking 3 cups of coffee: i am a task warrior. There is nothing in this world that can defeat me, no amount of laundry or dishes shall conquer me, for I am the hammer of god Me at 5pm, turning off my work PC: i am a golem built out of failure. I am ashes in the mouth of the world
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
caves of qud
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Don't give up on your dreams. Three years ago I was broke and living with my parents. Now I live in a tent in my uncle's backyard
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/07/2026
doing gravemind bits in the discord call
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we should have national haters appreciation day
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Best toilet 2024 Best toilet for enthusiast Enthusiast grade toilet for men Movie star toilet Best toilet mark wahlberg
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Me: is. You: ought?!?!?! Me: no, is. You: OUGHT?!?!?! Me: once again, is. You: OuGhT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
refusing to snack when you get hungry like "I don't negotiate with terrorists"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm in a weird place right now (my neighbor's grain silo)
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
caves of qud
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/07/2026
All the people who call me annoying online are actually mentally ill and also a danger to society at large
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Only interested in eating communist pussy at this time. The peoples pussy. The pussy of the workin man
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