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「Behemoth」

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Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream.... Bloggin' @ beigemoth.blog | tumblin' @ jorrmungandr.tumblr.com

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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 1h
1583. The power of magnets!!
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1h
That...explains a lot.
Sharma gave her personal cellphone number to journalists and influencers. Her new chief strategy officer tutored reporters on the company’s economic challenges. She skillfully dodged questions about her predecessor’s strategic blunders.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 2h
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 1h
Rance 4.1 // Alice Soft // PC-98
Rance 4.1 // Alice Soft // PC-98
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 3h
gave the bartender my name to close my tab the other night and he said "wait, your last name's warhammer?"
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1h
I don't feel like you need a particularly experienced nose to sniff out PR puff pieces, but, like If you can't tell somehow, I do feel like that you need to work on whatever muscle is preventing you from recognizing it.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 2h
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Sony's Santa Monica Studio has made their stance clear:
They choose feminism over their jobs
They would rather go bankrupt than give you an ounce of female attractivene Show more
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 3h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 4h
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 2h
A real thing my Apple Watch just said as I was innocently talking to my dog: “There’s no one in your contacts named Little Snack.”
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 9h
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mcc @dryad.technology · 14h
Anyway I do think any president worth voting for would have been willing to issue an EO banning the government from using the word "intelligence" (regardless of attached qualifier) to describe AI
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 12h
whenever I am drawing an anatomically incorrect set of tits on an animal I know he's fondly watching over me
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 15h
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 23h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18h
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 15h
The biggest jumpscare in the IT miniseries is when Richard Thomas turns his head and reveals his ponytail.
Richard Thomas as Bill smiling next to a bicycle tire. Richard Thomas as Bill visiting Georgie’s grave and showing off his long ponytail.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 15h
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/01/2026
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 16h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DAWNGAZER (action RPG) announced from IGNISPHERE Studio, led by Vanillaware veteran Takafumi Noma. The first game based on the IGNISPHERE universe. Coming 2028 for Steam/PS5/Switch 2, published by Good Smile Company automaton-media.com/en/news/unic...
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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 16h
Failed her way up so high she fell down.
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
Alt: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 17h
I will oppose the Googler
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 17h
I am an AI doomer inasmuch as I feel strongly that AI is doomed and that it is our responsibility to accelerate that doom.
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 17h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 16h
nice www.youtube.com/watch?v=XphT...
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The war in Chiapas | Context trailer | Mexican Entertainment System 2026
YouTube video by The War in Chiapas - Videogame
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 27/09/2026
Disc Station // Compile // PC-98
Disc Station // Compile // PC-98
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social · 23h
and we're back! COMICS DISCOURSE LOOP: No, It Is You Who Failed Superman Why Doesn't Batman Simply Buy Crime? <--- YOU ARE HERE Alan Moore: Threat or Menace? Writers Vs. Artists What If The Big Two Released Monthly Anthologies Instead Everyone (Except You) Knew Outed Monster Was Monster
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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show: Samurai Pizza Cats Language: English Countries: Canada and United States
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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 18h
Movie: Looney Tunes: Back in Action Language: Italian
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 21h
sounds like someone was turning a big dial taht said "Transphobia" on it, looked back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right, and saw that everyone had gotten mad at them
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry I'm sorry
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 28/09/2026
Excuse me?? 🤣
SNES Terranigma. The main character meets Beruga who wakes from a cryogenic chamber. He says, “I have no idea who you are, but thank you for arousing me.”
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1582. She's very satisfied.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's just a self-evidently stupid idea that stay-at-home parents are enough of a voting bloc for a promise of universal child care to somehow earn their ire and the reason the internet broke society is people who write things like this know they are morons but don't like having to be told that
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
few men’s courage is proof against protracted meditation unrelieved by action
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will never pass up an opportunity to repost leon’s dramatization of this
leon @leyawn.bsky.social

(drawing of twitter exchange)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates •2d
So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape.
Does he even know any shapes?
shapesthetics @shapesthetics -1h
The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry.
Elon Musk @elonmusk •1h
Great shape

Leon is QTing:

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social • 8mo
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Tom Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Popeye’s own cartoon series premiered on September 29, 1933, with “I Yam What I Yam.” (It’s not his animated debut, which came in a Betty Boop cartoon in July of the same year.)
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car.
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pcrown @pixelatedcrown.com · 29/09/2026
thank you hunny directly into my water 💖💕🥰🫶😍
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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
narrow as hell! like a caracal or something
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before Portal, there was, well, Portal. Activision's 1986 'computer novel' is one of the examples of the kind of entertainment software being developed for the Commodore Amiga in its first year. High concept, artsy, and tapping into the creativity-focused marketing for the computer.
A scan of the box from Mobygames, with an almost completely glossy black cover and the worlds PORTAL and the computer novel tagline at the top. Ghost-like faces can be seen at the bottom of the cover. In the upper centre: an evocative premise.

Homer, A Biological Computer. The Final Link to the Past and the Only Conduit to the Future. But Homer is dying and access grows weaker moment by moment. Will you discover where everyone has gone or will to the doorway to humanity close forever, leaving you totally alone?
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm gonna miss whiskey fridays
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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