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scaryr🦊

@merveille.bsky.social
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I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 18h
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rly güd samoyed just crossed my path. much fluff, thicc ankles, creamy biscuit bear prancin' his way downtown. 11/10
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently women make decisions based on emotions and that's bad but if men do it based on hormones that's good because hormones definitely don't cause emotions.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
with one final heave of the rope, i pulled my tired body to the top of the mountain. the monk said nothing as i approached and knelt before him, but watched me serenely as I asked my single permitted question:
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Parents and pets dying in the same month should be illegal.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uh, what fruit did I find on my neighbor's bush?
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But I don't want to.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck, I am inches away from finally being back up to full teeth and the molar behind the two implants just started hurting. No you don't you bicuspid motherfucker.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not saying I haven't heard "Choosin' Texas"; I'm just saying if I have, I don't remember if. Why would I remember that when "Dry Spell" is *right there*, I mean, damn.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Except craft brewing, maybe keep that one to yourself.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Tim @tjrbare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“We are in the hands of men whose power and wealth have separated them the reality of daily life and from the imagination. We are right to be afraid.” I’ve been thinking about this Grace Paley quote as describing our moment for many years now, but it might be most on the nose for the AI guys
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Project Hole In Roof commencing.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I made a really good cake.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yissssssssss
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
... Did they flatten it?
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Buying myself an $8 "coffee" because I'm worth it? Eh, who am I to judge, but really it's because I want to try the apple miso caramel syrup.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catching up on the news at the of the day is traumatic.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a dream where someone explained tikka masala sauce as "Indian Thousand Isles dressing" and I held on to thought on waking to share with you all.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don't be scared!
Don’t be scared! Come along
and take a bike ride
with me! We’ll
narrowly avoid
death about
eleven times
and get
yelled at by
car drivers
for no ap-
parent reason!
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh, does Target know they are selling this?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I should get up and get dressed but cat
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is a dog barking on the street somewhere outside and you will notice I am also not interested in what is upsetting him. He can be upset as he likes. that's a him problem.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Jens Schmidt @jenscs83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We are recruiting a postdoctoral fellow to study DNA damage repair via the homologous recombination pathway using quantitative cell biology approaches. The position will be initially supported for two years by the MSU Research Foundation Postdoctoral Scholars program. Please share! 1/5
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turns out defroshing was load bearing and some people failed it.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would not recommend spending your evening on Bluesky learning enough to make this graph super hilarious, but if you did, go take a shower.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 15/09/2026
also it's very important to note that the philisophical underpinning of the Rationalist AI Sex Cult is literally the same thing that drove the invasion of Ukraine: Harry Potter fan fiction
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly, the Dunkin instagram continues to be delightful. Just impossible to know which content is real.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My partner had never seen the Babadook tweet, we live on different internets.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fool me once. Yeah. Like that. Fool me twice. Oooh. Yes. Again! Slower.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Salvation Army near me has really good plates. I particularly liked these brightly colored roses with platinum trim living at the borders of 50s abundance, 80s airbrush, 2010s dreamcore, and my own sense of irony.
There was a complete set, I kinda want to go back and get these Pretty Corelle plate with simple linesTransferware plate for the town of Effingham, NH. I particularly love finding these for towns that present no compelling reasons for visiting. Portuguese? Coffee service?  Excellent tiny mugs.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@gjcharlet.bsky.social Happy Birthday from Boston (Harbor Distillery) and two of your birthday twins
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Coming home and eating leftovers with not one but one and a half burrata, luxury.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Has anyone else noticed an uptick in folks finding bugs in their food or is this coincidental anecdotes in my vicinity (Boston)? Three in the last month in takeout lunches! @universalhub.com
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I came here to cruise the seas for American gold and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 10/09/2026
if someone says the project they're working on will destroy all mankind you probably shouldn't believe them, but you should probably, like, make them stop working on it
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
waiter: "so that's blood for the blood god? and skulls for the lady?"
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I admire the business acumen of my dentist offering a bowl of salt water taffy in the waiting room.
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@funranium.bsky.social, wanna see a picture of a death trap?
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reader, I bought a house with him. theonion.com/nations-quie...
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Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...
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scaryr🦊 @merveille.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you call me from an unknown number on a holiday you better be fucking ready to go because any more than a second's delay on response and I will assume you are an AI and hang up.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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