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sammaramma.bsky.social

@sammaramma.bsky.social
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I like some things and hopefully some things like me. I will pet your dog whether or not I have your express permission.

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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The worst thing about this divorce was having to pay an extra $970 in taxes knowing that it will be used by Israel to murder Palestinians.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Republicans are so anti-trans they want to start the Department of Cisportation.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The most positive benefit of the Trump tariffs is going to be wealthy ding-dongs bragging about being able to access and afford Canadian maple syrup.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If AI is so great why can't streaming companies use it to figure out when the commercials should actually play within their content?
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Handsome boy with his new bowtie.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Why is Charlie Kirk dressed like Stormy Daniels?
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
After reading "Right about now," are you about to be possessed, or is it the funk soul brother?
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
I really like how Lowes has decreased the number of self checkout lines they have open on a busy Sunday afternoon, thereby making it harder for the customer to perform free labor.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
A crazy person suggested that I go to therapy. I asked them who their therapist is, so that I can avoid them.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Old people will believe anything another old person tells them as long as it's dumb as hell.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
I want to learn how to dance without hurting myself and others.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Just a reminder: Back in 2016 the US men's Olympic diving team had a member named "Steele Johnson."
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
I finally deactivated my Twitter account, and while scrolling through my posts one last time, I realized that it was kind of shitty regarding allowing people to post obvious lies and misinformation even before dork-wad bought it.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Favorite thing about Blue sky so far? I haven't seen 100 variations of "Loss" within the past 12 hours.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Absinthe and animal crackers are not a good combination.
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sammaramma.bsky.social @sammaramma.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
I hope this platform doesn't end up sucking as well.
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