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Vitamin Bee 🐝

@vitaminpac1.bsky.social
2.2K followers 380 following 18K posts

Woke suburban coastal elite & serial hobbyist with the audacity. According to Tom, an Ohio 11

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 4h
If dog medicine comes in a beef flavored chewable there is no reason we can’t have PSL Zoloft
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 12h
If we’re gonna bring back insane division between rich & poor can we at least have noblesse oblige again
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 13h
Had a dream last night that I casually ran into a guy I went to high school with and my brain aged him to be a very rough 60. We are 35.
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As problematic as men’s hockey players can be, you know they’re not in a group SA Snapchat because that would require being able to read
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today on Rich People Are Not Okay And Need A Hobby
Ad for a floor length denim skirt with a hole cut in the back for some reason Neon orange…leg warmer pantaloon things? A woman is wearing them as pants with a long jacket which begs the question what is covering her ass Knee high boots made of string but the leg opening is like 3x the size of the leg so the boot just sticks out in frontLeather pants that taper down onto an ribbon that ties around your ankle
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This disconnect from reality and abject failure to LISTEN to people, in order to uplift institutional agendas IS WHY the public has lost trust in higher education. The pattern is everywhere: SA cases everywhere, student debt crisis, public engagement. It’s not rocket science. It’s failure.
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I have to read one more annoying leftist post about how like, it’s problematic for a white owned restaurant to have taco night while AI data centers are boiling the ocean and Nazis take over government I’m going to scream
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every influencer wakes up, peels off 43 layers of shit off their face, drinks 7 liquids, uses 3 kinds of blush (tap tap tap), takes a contraption out of their hair, and has to use 5 devices to make breakfast, all in the first hour of their day. I miss when it was just GTL
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t wait til the people who annoy me are kicked off bakeoff
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want a shirt that says “it’s never a spider bite”
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Fetterman looks like he really wants to wear a backwards hat, but can only find forward ones
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sidney Crosby is only 4 years older than me and I have to listen to all the announcers like “wow. Look at this grandpa on the ice. It’s amazing he’s still playing. 22 seasons. How’s he alive? I mean, oldest guy here. Can’t believe it”
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve gotten a few Republican candidate texts and they’re all so laughable Every one is like “vote for me to keep transgender illegal immigrants from forcing your kindergartener to be gay. This is why your gas is high. I am the Americanest American (do not look at my tax record)”
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s giving audio animatronic
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shouldn’t have said this out loud because in the last week we’ve had an emergency vet visit and my check engine light is on LOL
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best thing about veterinarians doing a little of everything is it’s reasonable to be like “while my dog is under for a dental can you also biopsy this little lump and can we also do the abdominal ultrasound at the same time” like can you imagine if one human doctor would do all that
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All these hockey shows would be way more realistic if the players were like 85% big dumb uggos
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If a man was left alone unconscious in a sorority house he MIGHT get lip gloss put on him
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mine is too full of the Time Life Ultimate Love Songs Collection Cause I’m your laaaaady (imagine owning the world’s greatest love songs) Tell me how am I supposed to live without youuu (in a once in a lifetime collection)
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mallomars are back at the grocery store. Summer is dead
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was assaulted by an ex (with a weapon, not SA) they tried to convince me to drop charges because he was crying at the initial hearing and that meant he felt remorse I said nope! Testified. Guilty of all charges. Still got a high paying finance job through family. Gotta love it!
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The funny thing about all these stories over and over of men accused of sexual assault is that none of them were pretending to be trans women to get into a bathroom or locker room
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok so I literally cannot get over how fucked up bulldog lungs are. If I saw these proportions on a person I’d be deeply concerned
An X-ray of an English bulldog. Their lungs are just so small for their body
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Patients who call us like “hey I’m having this weird symptom is that an urgent care or ED thing?” Know that I love you
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk how to explain to you that not punishing young boys and men who engage in rape culture is how we get an Epstein
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman looks like someone who says "da boss ain't gonna like dis!" after Batman frees himself from the sawmill conveyor belt he was tied to
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When a couple comes in and they’re chain smokers with COPD and one is a pink puffer and one is a blue bloater
The parents from corpse bride. The left is a tall skinny Victorian lady with giant hair and the right is a little round Victorian man in a waistcoat
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Local residents marching into the urgent care in droves during a noreaster to evaluate their multifaceted medical complaint that’s been ongoing for 2 months
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Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward's Pizza Delivery
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward's Pizza Delivery
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s honestly great when your husbands friends are just like normal dudes that come to your house and you don’t feel weird in your sweatpants and the dogs don’t freak the fuck out and you don’t care what they’re out doing when they go out
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can think of one guy in particular it should have gotten but otherwise uhhhhhhh no
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need someone to tell me why teenage boys from America who start playing hockey start talking like they’re in Letterkenny
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nor’easter rain forecast this weekend is 4.5 inches 🫣 if my basement doesn’t flood it’ll be a miracle
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please take a moment to appreciate this very, very small water sausage!!
A tiny baby otter named Steve is curled up asleep on a soft, orange fish-shaped plush pillow resting on a dark blue blanket.  
There is no visible text in the image.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s a movie with the aesthetics of twilight but actually good
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ONE. MORE. STUDENT. LOAN. PAYMENT!
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now that the weather is getting colder can someone tell me what the fuck temperature to use when the windshield fogs up
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder what beneficial shit we could afford to do as a nation if we added up all the money spent this year on sports betting
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t tell Italy but it’s 1:22pm and I’m making a cappuccino
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, this is not how it works, I rarely squish a bee, tbh I don’t quite get the vegan opposition to honey. Beekeepers generally just leave the bees to their own devices and a hive will never consume the excess honey above a certain amount 🤷‍♀️
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s weird how fall and holiday decorations used to be shit that was naturally in your house in an agrarian society and now you have to buy them made of plastic
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nor’easter coming this weekend plus a full moon 😭 really bad combo for coastal flooding
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wtf is happening to airlines lately?! We have had multiple flights booked where the airline completely changes the itinerary after the fact- like by several hours, or adding layovers where they weren’t. This has never happened til the last year or so and it is AWFUL
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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even heritage brands like Barbour selling $200 sweaters are using polyester. There is nowhere to turn anymore. Absolutely gross. $200 for a plastic shirt
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