Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 4hIf dog medicine comes in a beef flavored chewable there is no reason we can’t have PSL Zoloft 1101
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 12hIf we’re gonna bring back insane division between rich & poor can we at least have noblesse oblige again 010
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 13hHad a dream last night that I casually ran into a guy I went to high school with and my brain aged him to be a very rough 60. We are 35. 010
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As problematic as men’s hockey players can be, you know they’re not in a group SA Snapchat because that would require being able to read 060
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today on Rich People Are Not Okay And Need A Hobby 3142
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This disconnect from reality and abject failure to LISTEN to people, in order to uplift institutional agendas IS WHY the public has lost trust in higher education. The pattern is everywhere: SA cases everywhere, student debt crisis, public engagement. It’s not rocket science. It’s failure. 339238
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I have to read one more annoying leftist post about how like, it’s problematic for a white owned restaurant to have taco night while AI data centers are boiling the ocean and Nazis take over government I’m going to scream 050
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every influencer wakes up, peels off 43 layers of shit off their face, drinks 7 liquids, uses 3 kinds of blush (tap tap tap), takes a contraption out of their hair, and has to use 5 devices to make breakfast, all in the first hour of their day. I miss when it was just GTL 5170
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can’t wait til the people who annoy me are kicked off bakeoff 070
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want a shirt that says “it’s never a spider bite” 2121
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026John Fetterman looks like he really wants to wear a backwards hat, but can only find forward ones 2100
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sidney Crosby is only 4 years older than me and I have to listen to all the announcers like “wow. Look at this grandpa on the ice. It’s amazing he’s still playing. 22 seasons. How’s he alive? I mean, oldest guy here. Can’t believe it” 270
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve gotten a few Republican candidate texts and they’re all so laughable Every one is like “vote for me to keep transgender illegal immigrants from forcing your kindergartener to be gay. This is why your gas is high. I am the Americanest American (do not look at my tax record)” 080
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shouldn’t have said this out loud because in the last week we’ve had an emergency vet visit and my check engine light is on LOL 150
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The best thing about veterinarians doing a little of everything is it’s reasonable to be like “while my dog is under for a dental can you also biopsy this little lump and can we also do the abdominal ultrasound at the same time” like can you imagine if one human doctor would do all that 2252
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All these hockey shows would be way more realistic if the players were like 85% big dumb uggos 040
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If a man was left alone unconscious in a sorority house he MIGHT get lip gloss put on him 491
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mine is too full of the Time Life Ultimate Love Songs Collection Cause I’m your laaaaady (imagine owning the world’s greatest love songs) Tell me how am I supposed to live without youuu (in a once in a lifetime collection) 370
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 766286705988
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mallomars are back at the grocery store. Summer is dead 030
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was assaulted by an ex (with a weapon, not SA) they tried to convince me to drop charges because he was crying at the initial hearing and that meant he felt remorse I said nope! Testified. Guilty of all charges. Still got a high paying finance job through family. Gotta love it! 060
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The funny thing about all these stories over and over of men accused of sexual assault is that none of them were pretending to be trans women to get into a bathroom or locker room 260
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok so I literally cannot get over how fucked up bulldog lungs are. If I saw these proportions on a person I’d be deeply concerned 130
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Patients who call us like “hey I’m having this weird symptom is that an urgent care or ED thing?” Know that I love you 0100
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Idk how to explain to you that not punishing young boys and men who engage in rape culture is how we get an Epstein 1140
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Fetterman looks like someone who says "da boss ain't gonna like dis!" after Batman frees himself from the sawmill conveyor belt he was tied to 110015
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When a couple comes in and they’re chain smokers with COPD and one is a pink puffer and one is a blue bloater 1120
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Local residents marching into the urgent care in droves during a noreaster to evaluate their multifaceted medical complaint that’s been ongoing for 2 monthsstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants: Squidward's Pizza DeliveryALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward's Pizza Delivery 4361
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s honestly great when your husbands friends are just like normal dudes that come to your house and you don’t feel weird in your sweatpants and the dogs don’t freak the fuck out and you don’t care what they’re out doing when they go out 3140
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can think of one guy in particular it should have gotten but otherwise uhhhhhhh no 060
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I need someone to tell me why teenage boys from America who start playing hockey start talking like they’re in Letterkenny 041
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nor’easter rain forecast this weekend is 4.5 inches 🫣 if my basement doesn’t flood it’ll be a miracle 3150
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please take a moment to appreciate this very, very small water sausage!! 1670676
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164861221
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What’s a movie with the aesthetics of twilight but actually good 470
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now that the weather is getting colder can someone tell me what the fuck temperature to use when the windshield fogs up 360
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wonder what beneficial shit we could afford to do as a nation if we added up all the money spent this year on sports betting 250
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don’t tell Italy but it’s 1:22pm and I’m making a cappuccino 060
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hi, this is not how it works, I rarely squish a bee, tbh I don’t quite get the vegan opposition to honey. Beekeepers generally just leave the bees to their own devices and a hive will never consume the excess honey above a certain amount 🤷♀️ 050
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s weird how fall and holiday decorations used to be shit that was naturally in your house in an agrarian society and now you have to buy them made of plastic 050
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nor’easter coming this weekend plus a full moon 😭 really bad combo for coastal flooding 090
Reposted by Vitamin Bee 🐝Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron 133106062482
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026wtf is happening to airlines lately?! We have had multiple flights booked where the airline completely changes the itinerary after the fact- like by several hours, or adding layovers where they weren’t. This has never happened til the last year or so and it is AWFUL 250
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Even heritage brands like Barbour selling $200 sweaters are using polyester. There is nowhere to turn anymore. Absolutely gross. $200 for a plastic shirt 150