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Wayne

@letterkenny.bsky.social
664 followers 69 following 985 posts

Unbearably good at banter, begrudgingly bad at being serious. Parody? Only if you’re paying attention. Pitter patter.

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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worlds busy playing politics. We are busy plantin, harvesti, tradin and keeping the lights on. Funny thing bout farming: yew dont get a crop by yelling at the field. Ya work it, tend it, n wait. Maybe foreign policy could try that, eh? #FigureItOut #CanadaStrong #PullYerFingerOutYourAss
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been gone a good bit, needed the peace Now m back. Try not to ruin it
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tariffs are supposed to be a tool, not a personality trait
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Canadas got its problems, sure. But theres somethin to be said fera country that still understands leadership means lookin after people, not putting up a ballroom, they dont stop nukes, curtains dont bring anyone home. Statues dont protect a democracy #BallroomsOverBorderwalls Figure It Out #Canada
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some days yew wake up ready to conquer the world. Then ya remember the world is mostly emails, traffic, overpriced groceries, n nutsacks who stop at the top of the escalator So maybe dont conquer the world today. Maybe just keep ya boots tied, beer cold, n yer expectations somewhere below sea level.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Maga maneuverin. Middle East madness. Military movements. Market meltdowns. Migrant messes. Media manipulation. Monetary misery. Misinformation. Mismanagement. Missile madness. Multinational meddling. Moral posturing. Manufactured outrage. Maximum malarkey #PullYerFingeroutyerAss
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trump treats tariffs like the toolbox for every task. Tire’s flat? Tariffs. Toast burned? Tariffs. Thunderstorm? Tariffs. Toe stubbed? Toss another tariff on there. Thats not troubleshooting, thats throwing tools. Take about fifty percent off there, bud. #ThirsdayTariffTemperTantrums #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nothing screams stable genius like pickin a fight wit yer neighbor who’d still come over with a snowblower when yer driveways buried #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Social media made everybody a foreign policy analyst. Cant find Canada on a map though #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
One billionaire launching himself into space, another buildin robots to replace everybody, politicians are fighting on TV like divorced parents at a hockey game, n somehow eggs still cost more than common sense World got more technology than ever n people still cant zipper merge #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Worlds on fire, gas prices got folks considerin horseback transportation; now everybodys picking teams over the Pope n Trump like its Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. Bud cant afford eggs but postin 12 paragraph foreign policy breakdowns from the Tims parking lot #FigureItOut #KeepItSimple #TooMuchFun
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Get yer work done early so your drink tastes earned, not borrowed. Nothin worse than celebratin work yew didn’t do-except maybe braggin about it after. Have a toofer with yer pals; keep it honest, keep it respectful. If yer the loudest guy at the table, yer probably the least interestin #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Weekend plan? rewatch Letterkenny n try keepin up this time. Ye missed more jokes than ye miss texts from yer mom, impressive, but not in a good way. Shows quick, so maybe grab a puppers put the phone down, engage the brain Or dont n keep thinkin ‘I don’t get it’ is a personality trait
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tech billionaires keep sayin AI’s gonna change the world. Bud ye already changed it. Made a generation that cant fix a fence but can argue with a degen 900 km away about pineapple pizza. Now yer buildin machines to replace jobs so they can spend more time staring at the same phones ye sold em.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Gas prices shoot up the second guy starts swinging his fists at Iran, n now suddenly high gas prices are a small price to pay Funny how gas prices were the end of days; when the other guy was in charge Thats not leadership; yer lightin the barn on fire then chargin admission to watch it burn #USA?
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Skippin Letterkenny is like sayin ye love hockey but yew never watched the playoffs; enjoyin the warmup n callin it a game. Leaves town, gets his own show, keeps playin hockey, we call that here upward mobility. Long he remembers where he learned to chirp proper. If not, We can remind him #Shoresy
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Seen a fella say kindness is weakness Funny thing about kindness, takes a hell of a lot more backbone than being a degen #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Bud says hes done his research. Turns out his research is three podcasts n a guy named Randy with a ring light Hard no #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If yer gonna thump the Bible with one hand n press the launch button with the other, ye might wanna stop n ask which one yew actually believe in. Salvation Sunday Missile Monday #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
USA womens hockey turns down degens visit to White House , yet accepts Flava Flavs party in Vegas….. Suggest you let that one marinate #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ICE treatin Law n order like a horror franchise that shoulda ended years ago: same jump scares, dumber plot, higher body count. Keeps greenlightin sequels cause fear sells n thinkin doesnt. Its not safety, its cruelty run on vibes n applause. That aint strength, just degens cosplayed as competence
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Demandin trust while hidin yer face is ten-ply behavior. Soft. Applesauce. If yer proud of yer work, stand in it. If not, maybe stop doin it Yew dont get immunity for shootin innocents, ye get investigated.Thats not tactics, yer cowards with accessories. End of the lane way dont come up the property
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If ye plan needs cruelty to function, its a bad plan; fan base needs someone to hate 2 feel important, thats a worse N if yee fine with families get wrecked, long as it polls well, yew get to pretend this is about safety. Thats not patriotism, ita flag, sold to degens who confuse anger for backbone.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ICE goin around actin like theyre keepin the porch tidy while trackin mud through the livin room, and thats a Hard NO. Iif yer say it’s about law and order, you oughta start by knowin the law n maybe usin it with a touch of human decency. POS standin there noddin while the sheds on fire #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Seen ICE officers hidin behind masks now like its a costume party party, but back when the worlds coughin its lungs out they wouldnt cover their noses if yew paid em n Puppers and promise rings. Consistently Inconsistent. Hard Left, end of the laneway don’t come on the property #FigureItOut #ICE
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Heated Rivalry: If The Man Advantage wasnt enough of a hint, thats not subtext, thats ye missin the puck entirely. Been chirps, been tension, been dudes starin at each other like it’s Game 7 since the opening faceoff. So if yer shocked now, dont blame the show, blame yer gap coverage. #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Monday mangy, mood-maulin’ meat-sack makin more mess than McMurray in mud season. Manage yer mornin muster your mettle, and if any mouth-breathr mouths off, make em mind their manners, makin me moments away from makin morons mind their manners manually.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If yer arguin’ with degens online on a Sunday, congrats- yew officially run out of hobbies. Go shovel somethin #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Buds been cozying up to rich weirdos for decades. The real surprise would be if he wasn’t mentioned in the Epstein files. Thatd be like a pig not rollin in their own shit. If he’s not on the list, I’ll eat my own boot. But bud, it’s not some secret Illuminati handshake, it’s straight-up creep hours.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Vatican finally brought back 62 things that werent theirs to the Natives. Took em a couple hundred years of theft, bad PR and a guilty conscience, but better late than never, I spose. Rome wasnt built in a day but apparently it was furnished with others stuff. #PapalPickpockets
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Every nation arguin about somethin I’ve seen raccoons share a dumpster with more diplomacy #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Worlds gettin spun up like a toddler on Scneef. Everyone’s yellin ‘breaking news!’ but the only thing yer breakin is my patience. Figure it out.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The government’s shut down again. Bunch of grown adults playin chicken with folks paychecks. Buds braggin about fiscal responsibility while burnin money on speeches about fiscal responsibility. #FigureitOut and get folks back to work. It’s not rocket surgery
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
AI this, AI that. Buddy, I just want meh phone to stop autocorrecting bud to bad…. If the robots take over, maybe they’ll fix the roads first and get out these degens
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Frozen Frenzy fans fired up faster than a F-150 on fresh fuel Full barns, fiery fists flyin, forwards flowin fast Fans feelin frisky, flipin over filthy feeds, fancy footwork n fantastic finishes Fellas were feelin feisty from faceoff to final frame, frozen fortune favors the fearless #FigureitOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Yew dont build character in comfort. Ye build it when yer boots are wet n the job’s not done #FigureItOut #Letterkennyproblems
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Be firm, be fair, n dont ever let yer dog ride in the box without a tailgate strap #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Happy Labor Day. Hope yer all celebratin by not laborin, less ya count haulin a 2-4 from the fridge as hard work. In which case, yew deserve time n half. Union rules. Raise a glass ferda folks who built it, not the ones sittin in the corner offices. Now quit readin this n go grab a puppers.
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yew ever meet someone so trashy, ya dont even wanna argue, just skip the debate n hand out dental work? Some people arnt misunderstood, theyre just garbage; a the only language trash understands is afist reminding it to stay in the bin. #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Certain folks carry themselves like they’ve never been punched before; it shows. #YourProblems #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Trump swore bout buildin a big, beautiful wall. Whatd folks get? 87 km a sheet metal nd a AkzoNobel sponsorship. 3058 km shy, struttin like he saved the country. Fella couldnt finish what he started if ya spotted him the nails, lumber n labour. All hat, no cattle.Cattles gettin restless #Figureitout
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Classic clown car conduct from that carrot colored conman, claimin significant convos with Putin while conveniently forgettin the ones had on the Pedo plane. Calls from Kyiv cant connect but Kremlin coffee chats sure can. Cowardly n corrupt, couldnt care less bout country, just coddling commies
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Misinformation online spreads faster than truth cause lies dont stop fer factchecks. Internet gave everyone a voice, now were drownin in nutsacks who shoulda stayed on mute. Ya trust strangers on facebook more than a doctor, yew dont need Wi-Fi, ya need a helmet. #FigureItOut #LetterkennyProblems
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Albertas crowds talkin independence like it’s a garage sale, now Uncle Sam wants a front porch. Apparently King Chuck rolled into Ottawa with more red than a Tim’s cup. Nations feelin patriotic as hell. Me? I’m just hopin Puppers stays stocked while yall sort this border identity crisis #FigureitOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Buds out here pardonin poultry with necks longer than his logic chain, while tellin folks vaccines er just spicy water from Big Syringe. Just a poorly funded Dr. Do Little with a YouTube rabbit hole addiction. If the bird flu’s not real, explain the rash to The Ginger #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Buds out there sayin hes savin democracy like he didnt just try to bulldoze it with a combover n a golf cart. Couldnt build a wall, but built a cult. Couldn’t tell the truth, but told everyone he was the chosen one. Settle down, Don. Yer not Moses, yer just lost in the desert with Wifi #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Yew hate immigrants but married two of them, whats that, bud, xenophobia with exceptions for supermodels n underage girls? If freedom means banning abortions n books, I’ll take my maple flavoured socialism any day. #FigureItOut #TantrumTannenbaum #Letterkennyproud
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Tied up title tilt tonight, tense to the teeth. Teams trading taps, tempers tight, twine tickled thrice. Taylor tickled Travis. Time to toss back yer tenth tallboy, talk trash tastefully n trust the tougher team takes the trophy. Who ya got? #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
These two mudslingin online like toddlers in gold-plated diapers throwin tantrums cause the nanny didnt cut the crusts off their fascist sandos. One’s tryin to be God with code, the other thinks he already is with indictments. Build a better world? These two just build cults with WiFi #FigureItOut
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Wayne @letterkenny.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Yew couldnt finish 200 miles of drywall n now yer talkin space armor? That aint a plan, thats a fever dream with a spray tan. Maybe build a school without bulletproof backpacks before you LARP as Commander-in-Chief, bud.
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