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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful

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Children's Librarian, internet yeller, incredibly thirsty soccer fan, bestower of Nico .gifs 🇺🇾. Skeets are mine, aprendo español. #EBFG #CNdeF 📚 🐶 ⚽💙💚☔ 🏳️‍🌈 🍸 🍲 🪴 🎮 ↙️↙️↙️ 🇵🇸 She/her

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Sam Svilar @sammich923.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Excellent tifo from @timbersarmy.org & @tacovertops.bsky.social ahead of kickoff. “No Caps, No Cascadia” #SaveTheCaps
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 17/07/2026
Apparently that GK thinks Hassani Dotson is "fuckin' unbelievable, man" and I have to say I agree 😏
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 17/07/2026
IT WORKED FOR THE KNICKS, SOMEONE SAGE THE BUILDING
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 17/07/2026
SAGE THE BUILDING
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 12/07/2026
Reign beat the Thorns at home today, dude? Hell yeah. So it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it
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Christina Henderson @chenderson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Until we address the fact most talented soccer players in the US can’t afford to compete because club and travel teams have snuffed rec/school ball out, this is probably going to keep happening.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Less FIFA more FAFO.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🇺🇸 For a tournament that started with so much promise, the United States journey at the World Cup ends exactly where it did in 2022, 2014 and 2010: The round of 16. This loss, unlike the others, was an ass-whooping. At a home World Cup... this is a disappointment.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A team trained by Master Splinter would never fold like this
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
You know who I feel bad for? All the US casuals who found out that we're in the World Cup yesterday Better luck next year
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 07/07/2026
Buck up, US fans. The women’s World Cup is less than a year away.
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 07/07/2026
Was that the most disappointing performance in USMNT history? Considering the hype and expectations? Almost certainly!
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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 07/07/2026
flips "go usa" shirt inside out to reveal "go norway" shirt
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I rooted for the U.S. team tonight, because the athletes deserve our support. But Trump cheated on behalf of the team, and we all know winners never cheat and cheaters never win.
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
#USAvBEL FULL TIME ANALYSIS: 1. That was bad and we should feel bad 2. Especially sad that Cristian Roldan got injured for this 3. As Alexi Lalas is the only main Fox commentator to ever have lost in the world cup wearing a US jersey, I guess he *is* the subject matter expert tonight. Wow
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
will say it forever: equal pay was a tremendously favorable deal for the men
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.
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DB @dbrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They said
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pulisic's 2026 world cup stats shots: 4 goals: 0 dispossessed: 2.73 per 90 commercials: 4
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
I accidentally ran into Alexis Saelemacher at a fancy restaurant in June and I wished him good luck AND I STILL HAVE NO REGURTS
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
We are the Veruca Salt of national teams
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Veruca Salt Finds Golden Ticket - Charlie & Chocolate
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 07/07/2026
This looks especially silly now, doesn’t it.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de humiliacion
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
This is also why the vibes are bad
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This feels like a good time to note that, indeed, USWNT is the winningest team in international sports history (win percentage: 84) the18.com/en/soccer-en...
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Where Does The USWNT Rank Amongst The Winningest Teams Of All Time? | The18
The USWNT is quite good — that's what all our number crunching has led us to believe.
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
Nepo baby-ass host country
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watching the USMNT go out like this after the way Canada and Mexico fought for their lives really sucks.
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
More like Matt Melt amirite
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
#USAvBEL 3RD QUARTER ANALYSIS: 1. *fart noises* 2.*sad trombone*
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
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Cartman: Yeah You Suck, Dude
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ART
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
This is the match we deserve tbh
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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R @rmlra.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Factoid of the day: “CONCACAF” was named after the choking noises the federation’s men’s teams make when they’re in the Round of 16 of a Men’s World Cup.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
watched a Belgian fan say "we have been making beer centuries longer than they have been a country" and ykw, fair play
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
SUB IN SCHMETZER
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macamps.online @macamps.online · 07/07/2026
I’ve seen the home team look like complete shit in the first half and come out and blow the opposition away in the second half many many times in this stadium but Poch is no Schmetz
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CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
US needs a halftime boost, announce Mitch McConnell
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Coffin Dance: Pallbearers Dancing
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Maryke VB 🫍 @marykevb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Amphibify a song: Kermit Chameleon 🐸
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
#USAvBEL FIRST HALF ANALYSIS 1. DID YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
Amphibify a song: Rocket Frog-Man
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
saving this reaction image in case it's needed later
Tintin looking surprised
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
It's so simple
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE BENCH?!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?????
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
"US Soccer took a big swing, spent a lot of money" ... to bribe FIFA to let Balogun play
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
[our songs and chants are still shit]
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⭐⭐👑 Sounderbrarian - All Cornerkicks Are Beautiful @waitingfordogot.eyeats.com · 07/07/2026
PUT HIM IN NOW, POCH! GET THE CROWD ON YOUR SIDE EARLY
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