mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 1hWait a minute, Iowa is allowed to THROW the football? Seems unnatural. 000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 12hJeez Mike Ditka just died, just announced by Jarrett Payton on air. 000
Reposted by mkersteTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BREAKING: Willie Nelson endorses James Talarico: “I've gotten to know James Talarico. He's a good man, who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote and vote for James Talarico.“ 7359941638
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So, I know it's 2026 and everything is terrible, but did we have to lose ALL the late night/overnight hours at the New York Bagel on Touhy? This is a service that must remain available during I'm hungry emergencies! 010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That was a delicious breakfast, thank you Mildred's in KC, but uh... no thank you on this one 000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it good that the Jiffy Lube guy just referred to an attribute of my oil as "velocity"? 010
Reposted by mkersteJoe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw Goody Proctor at the Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024 1839363
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pulling this out from a "name your favorite bassist" thread to make people watch it. 172
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh please Elon, don't go, anything but that. If you DO though, please ride one of your own impeccably safe vehicles, I implore you. 000
Reposted by mkersteNick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...wsj.comExclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against ParamountThe California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs. 24841441675
Reposted by mkerstethe womandalorian @thewomandalorian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if any Texas voters need help or assistance, you can tag me! i’m a poll worker in Dallas about to work my third election 0259
Reposted by mkersteCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/09/2026Here you go, Texans! Here's someone who would love to help you vote! 08120
Reposted by mkersteThe Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And that, folks, is why we have a copy of Head Injury From Antiquity to the Present with Special Reference to Penetrating Head Wounds that has been autographed by Rush Limbaugh. 311013
Reposted by mkersteKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710319786
Reposted by mkersteSteve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Go #CoyoteVsAcme! Goooooooooo!!!! 1258
Reposted by mkerstePumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 11/09/2026Today I found out what an owl sneeze sounds likeyoutube.comくしゃみするフクロウYouTube video by GEN3 OWL CHANNEL 0219
Reposted by mkersteMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026New instant classic just dropped 342901321
Reposted by mkersteDash Silva @dashsilva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I love that this ever-so-slightly oppressive signage make it looks like Britain is living under the authoritarian dominion of Judy Garland’s brutal regime: 1226774
Reposted by mkerstelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident 482609314
Reposted by mkersteBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026WOOF no thank youpolitico.comInside AOC’s MAHA outreach 2353054196
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just visited a bookstore that employs an orange bookstore cat, which was nice, but he bit my wife (a little, it was fine), which was slightly less so. 131
Reposted by mkerstekeelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Luis Castillo is just early innings Seranthony. 2171
Reposted by mkersteTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the best explainer out there on the Trump/USPS war on mail voting 021675
Reposted by mkersteCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It is just the media. And this is literally insane shit from Tur. Full stop. No one knows who this guy is and he isn't running for office and he isn't writing legislation or setting policy. This isn't even shameful shit, she sounds like an insane person. 1835346
Reposted by mkersteCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A flock of shirtless fans are coming together at Wrigley during the Cubs-Sox rain delay to chant ‘Green Bay Sucks’ #WhiteSox #Cubs 45212
Reposted by mkersteAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026Ossoff: "I have zero interest in running for president in 2028, and frankly zero interest in the 2028 fantasy football right now ... these midterms are the whole ballgame ... I don't know that we have a free and fair election in 2028 unless we restore checks and balances in these 2026 midterms." 518242086097
Reposted by mkerstemolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky! 15169931230
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Now I don't know the folks at @homefield.bsky.social and I think the shirt as described is too basic for them, but getting in a bar fight to defend a school you didn't attend seems to be in the spirit of what they are about. #MACtion 000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hm now let's see, was there some particular group of Michigan likely voters that stayed home in droves because of a particular policy problem with Kamala/Biden? Hmmmmmmm 010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Assorted batteries in unknown states of charge, and no battery tester. 000
Reposted by mkersteBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You people seem like you'd like to see some snuff. InfoWars is live.youtube.comINFOWARS "HELL!" - Live Stream 8/6/26YouTube video by InfoWars 1535227
Reposted by mkersteUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this is like the time i got a new label maker 21701148
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Relatively quick work from the grocery store "oh lord how do we make them keep buying lettuce" department here. 000
Reposted by mkersteLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sports Illustrated caught the boos for Trump. 22794257
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Says a man who has turned replies off. I have a nothing burger reply guy account, and I mean, if I'm ever a dick to a big account, I have it coming, and if i need to mute threads and people, etc, or...take a fucking break for 3 days until people stop caring, fine. This is a ridiculous take. 060
Reposted by mkersteddouglas 💎 🇺🇦 🦋 @dd9000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you haven't heard this before, I can't recommend it highly enough. I know and have heard the story before, but this was mesmerizing. youtu.be/PvOntguItGg?...youtu.beStephen Fry | Troy (FULL EVENT)YouTube video by Fane Productions 042
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I came up with a joke about Hephaestus, but I didnt quite hammer it out. 000
Reposted by mkersteLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026My hardest battle rn is figuring out how Stephen Miller reconciles his eugenicist positions with the fact that he looks like a thoroughbred ghoulish butler & the only conclusion I can come to is that due to the concentration of demonblood he is genetically unable to cast a reflection in the mirror. 1419728
Reposted by mkersteRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i will voluntarily pay extra taxes to any country that agrees to drag our cops and elected leaders before an international court 394421862
Reposted by mkersteQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026No, this seems fine www.wsj.com/opinion/why-... 39975801339
Reposted by mkersteEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning. 20056381526
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If this is out of context for anyone, it is i/r/t Mitch's coronary and It Happening, and yeah, me too. 000
