Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026delighted to announce that I’ve made significant progress on my project which I’m calling “The Hyundai Elantra of Theseus” 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026whoa haha that's crazy anyway I'm going to walk into the sea 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026trying to calculate how mad I’d be if I were a Bucs fan who stayed for the ending 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the Cleveland Fox affiliate local news just had a picture of the Browns logo with the caption “Bad” and nothing else on the screen for like 30 entire seconds. they were playing “Bad” by Michael Jackson on the audio track 110
Reposted by MontyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again. 19858140
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am consoling my despondent Buckeye friend this morning. This is Kafkaesque 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026s/o to all my buckeye friends who texted me asking how I was doing earlier today 020
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it is instructive for us all to remember that these are 18-22 year olds who, even within a single game, contain multitudes #goducks 080
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oklahoma simply isn’t virtuous enough to cobble together a 13 minute drive in the Big House 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026appreciate Uncle Phil’s weather machine pushing back the start time to be more hospitable to the visiting team’s body clocks #goducks 060
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I love it when the kids’ school district sends me an email, and then sends me a text telling me to check my email 100
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I would like to get into a time machine and tell myself during the fourth quarter of the Oregon game, when I was tense enough that I could have personally created diamonds, that we’d have a 98.6% postgame win expectancy #goducks 020
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if I’d have done a drinking game based on how many times they mentioned the power outage on the broadcast, I’d be more ethanol than man right now 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026god I hope they have to put one second on the clock for a final play at the end of this 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Rhett Lashlee: “this is just part of football” No! No it’s not! This is a ruse and FSU is looting your travel bus as we speak! 100
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know folks have had concerns with Norvell’s tactical prowess, but jamming a fork into the electrical socket so he didn’t have to lose at home is a pretty savvy move 020
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026::me walking down the aisle at Target just filling my sweatpants waistband with video games:: it’s cool guys, I’m a whitehat 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026look I just don’t think we can even call it an Apple Cup if we can’t wonder whether some horrifically bad play was because of the snowstorm 000
Reposted by Montykatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026of all the times for mike pence to have the courage 110818
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026are... are the wolverines rushing the field after a hail mary win over western michigan 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the first college football season where I'm doing YTTV instead of Sling and I've gotta say, I can't believe I lived this long without doing the quad box thing 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026postgame reflections: loved Evan Stewart today as a receiver, but maybe fielding punts should be more of a hobby for him 020
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026kids are telling me I’m yelling too loud. the season has finally started for real #goducks 062
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026v much appreciate offense and defense waking up #goducks 050
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have been laughing about this for two straight days 0152
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I did one of these like 13 years ago right after moving to Cleveland and it looked exactly like this. Evidently I have continued to resist the dialectical charms of Cuyahoga County 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social Ahoy! I DM’d you last week hoping to register my SUP of UNC, is it possible to add my points to the board? (I’m terrified they’ll be my only points of the season) 100
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Modest Mouse (*) CAKE (*) Third Eye Blind Yellowcard Arcade Fire (+) Sum 41 Felicity A Day To Remember Hawthorne Heights Weird Al Yankovic (*) denotes seen in last three days (+) before they were cancelled ofc 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@amwahoo.bsky.social hey man, congrats on the bulldozer-lookin’ team! 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026today is somehow my first time ever connecting flights in ATL, interesting 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026really looking forward to the Tarheels-Hoos ACC title game 110
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@maxsloan.blog it’s gotta be natty or bust from here expectations-wise, right? (but fr, congrats!) 120
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I have never tried fantasy football for the same reasons that an alcoholic might be hesitant to try methamphetamines 000
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this looks like the burritos they would sell in the Upside Down 010
Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I like the Star Wars Extended Universe of Logical Fallacies 000
