Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 5hCurrent middle aged southern dad status: Springsteen t-shirt, Braves/Dawgs hat. 020
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 15hGone nine years today. Still unacceptable we live in a world without him in it. youtu.be/rSvlJe1mwlw?...youtu.beTom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Something Good Coming [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 21hSubstitute bus driver missed our neighborhood stop and I had to chase them down like an Indiana Jones scene. Luckily it turned out Li’l Miss Sharkfinhat was taking command of the situation inside and telling them where to go. 000
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Guess who gets to be Mystery Reader for his daughter’s 2nd grade class this morning. 130
Reposted by WillJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s a guy who shows up to random pickup basketball games and starts refereeing. And sure it’s a funny bit, but he’s also good at it. 720534
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Braves going to mess around and make me buy one of those OutKast/Waffle House shirts tomorrow. 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you run short on coffee and have to make a pot with two fewer cups than usual. 000
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In five minutes I am going to walk down to the daycare in the sunshine to pick up my boy. I am not going to look at my phone. When I get back I expect to see that the Braves have won this game. If not you’re all in big trouble. 220
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Much better than that “Batman with his peep out” action figure. 020
Reposted by Willautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233857754
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Daughter way trying to get a band-aid from the pantry (I was unaware she needed one) and knocked a bottle of cumin off a shelf, shattering it. My point being I missed Riley’s homer. Yet if I abandon my family I’d be seen as the bad guy. 120
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Listening to Braves post-season baseball on the radio as God intended. 210
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026youtu.be/6NrorkNwQ-M?...youtu.beThe Simpsons - Flare GunYouTube video by Your Daily Dose Of Simpsons 001
Reposted by Willrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks 191662257
Reposted by WillBetween The Hodges @wh1.bsky.social · 28/09/202640+ White Males rejoice youtu.be/5Ggp0N__VFM?...youtu.bePearl Jam & Billy Strings - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Ohana 2026YouTube video by Chava Multimedia 061
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today’s the 32nd anniversary of R.E.M.’s Monster, which means 32 years ago my buddy Aaron and I tore across town after school to Turtles to buy it. I had a coupon for $3 off I’d clipped out of the newspaper. 000
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: I’m going on stay up until midnight watching Willie and Neil perform at Farm Aid. My son, 5:15 AM: Sup? 030
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Farm Aid is on CNN right now and Mellencamp just kicked into Rain on the Scarecrow. 110
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026…and my new hat just got delivered! Nice little afternoon. 150
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My man misunderstood that Martin Luther biography he read so bad. 0131
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pretty much zero chance anyone who follows me isn’t already aware of this, but just in case, kicking in a few bucks to this fundraiser makes me feel good every year. And maybe it’ll tip the scales just enough so I go to Heaven when I die. 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Daughter’s first season playing softball. After a rough few games, she got two hits and made some great defensive stops last night, and the coaches awarded her the team game ball. 140
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Daughter shows me her homework but did something vaguely related to the assignment without actually completing it. “Hey, you didn’t follow the instructions. If you’re confused, you can ask me next time. Happy to help.” She essentially gives me Ahab’s “from Hell’s heart I stab at thee” speech. 240
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks. 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This does sound like the circles run in, attempted spam. 100
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When I’m president, I’ll issue an executive order that they have to bring this ad back. Then I’ll resign. 030
Reposted by Willphil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia 502326267
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This happened three days before my wedding if you want to know what it’s like to experience every human emotion in under a week. 000
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We’re going to Lowe’s to look at Halloween animatronics if anyone wants to go. 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kentucky fans were super cool when my buddies and I went up there for the game in 2016, so go Cats. 011
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sharkfinhat Jr made it 15 minutes into his 30 minute t-ball game before he said he was bored and wanted to go home, which was honestly better than I thought we’d do. 010
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you’re anything like me, you might be interested in knowing Larry Brown’s son Shane has his own short story collection out now. Looking forward to checking this out. www.shanebrownoxford.comshanebrownoxford.comShane Brown | Discover Southern Stories TodayExplore authentic Southern stories of resilience, family, and life in Shane Brown’s collection of short stories and essays. Discover more and join the journey today. 021
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“We need to talk.” Generally not a good thing to hear immediately from the daycare teacher. Dropping the boy off at an orphanage. 000
Reposted by WillJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have never loved my wife more than just now when she was trying to remember the name of the show "The Righteous Gemstones" and her first guess was "The Mighty Mighty Bosstones." 2264415
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Daughter, 8, is home sick (she’ll be fine). Trying to keep her from watching YouTubers all day while I work. She’s watched Princess Diaries so far, I pointed her to Freaky Friday next. Any other tween girl recommendations? 100
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My son’s energy level after getting up multiple times during the night and then getting up for good at 5:30:static.klipy.comDynamic Breakdance PerformanceAlt: Dynamic Breakdance Performance 110
Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Heartbreakers reuniting at Americanafest tonight with Chris Stapleton singing. That’ll be nice to see. 010
