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Jules

@zuruptu.bsky.social
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💉 8/16/25

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
'Francis Self-love Spiral' by Gary J. Marecic
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/10/2026
[woman who wore a top that makes her tits look crazy good voice] wow i can't believe i have received so many compliments about this top today
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this cat has a very special relationship with me. he understands that i gave birth to him.
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing is safe in this house.
Cat lips on my straw. Clover trying to taste some Fanta.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024
it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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AusPoast @daryltractor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why should good people (ie me) have to suffer terrible things (ie go to work)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
thank god. when i go through the airport and get harassed by the theatre of security agency for not wanting my picture to be taken like some sorta godless america-hating criminal, i want them to stand up, look me in the eye, and shake my hand before they fondle my balls. god bless america. #freedom
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I shouldn't be surprised that leftists have no idea how sweatshops work, since leftists don't work lol
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Episcopalian women who date Catholic men expose them to Episcopalian culture and environmentalism.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would be the Gregory House of crucifying allistic paypigs
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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Fwank👻 @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud
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kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 30/09/2026
gee I wonder why
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently it’s nearly evening meal time Which obviously means it’s time for a pre-dinner snack. Just a little something to keep my strength up until the actual dinner arrives. I’d hate to waste away during the next seven minutes.
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Vee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen idk if Nintendo didn't want Samus to be a lesbian than they shouldn't have released official art of her being a lesbian in the 80s simple as
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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@gaythotgirlson
i don't want to be a human i want to be a robot. not an artificially intelligent one but like the ipod dog. plug in your ipod and i do a dance for you
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
instructions unclear, reinventing both refrigeration and coffee roasting from first principles at the job interview
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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so basically my switch and my PS5 and my steam deck and my PC and my 3ds are all girls and they all want my attention so I have a yuri harem
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026
Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every 2-3 years my cat absorbs enough ambient psionic energy to emit a powerful beam that obliterates everything in a 12-mile radius. Apart from that she's a good girl
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bloodpine ⸸⸸⸸ @bloodpine.fun · 24/09/2026
i think if you beat ocarina of time remake in under 5 hours it should unlock master quest and then you play the game as linkle and when you beat that she comes out of the screen and gives you a lap dance and subway gift cards
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s your favorite thing being an adult? Mine is selling uranium to global terrorists
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 23/09/2026
happy autumn 👻🍂
two stills from it’s always sunny in philadelphia the left panel shows dennis and mac and the caption reads “what are some of your likes?” the right panel shows charlie and the caption reads “ghouls”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"the n-word" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey transphobic tbh
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Picture of a bobcat or a serval wearing headphones overlaid with the words EVERY SUPERHERO IS WOKE
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IT CAME FREE WITH THE FUCKING CONCEPT OF FIGHTING SOCIAL INJUSTICES 
next to it is a picture of superman captioned with the words 
SUPERMAN! CHAMPION OF THE OPPRESSED
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It bears emphasizing that democrats choosing to throw trans people under the bus is an unpopular choice that they keep making even when it's detrimental to them in elections, because they just love throwing trans people under the bus THAT much
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 17/09/2026
'Texas figured it out? Texas?!
"This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
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kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 15/09/2026
Raph Chestang’s smartypants presentation of “we should blow up the moon” is becoming more and more likely
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ gay demigirl businesswomen ☆ nullian people ☆ neurogender sapphic people ☆ multisexual Gray Ace nonbinary women ☆ allosexual nonces ☆ pansexual people
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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