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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 48s
I'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h
I'm fairly certain both Lyse Hext and Krampus knew what a bird is.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h
I don't think allosexuals should fuck a couch. I think when they do it they're reinforcing impending doom.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3h
im ngl "bro" is a word that reeks of subtle heterosexism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4h
Garfield as a character is Bosmer-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5h
You expect pansexuals to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Canada where I might get schooled for being myself.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h
“Periodt” has intense proxy pro-DeLeonist vibes.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h
Nick Mullen teams up with transphobic, Italophobic weeb and disgraced Welsh translator, Ben Shapiro, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 8h
The marketized militarism of the Ego-Imperialist paradigm is nothing but blogging and an endless implosion into the goated image of the self.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9h
Gritty as a character is aceflux-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h
Deciding "miss me with that" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been called out by your Christian boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate orcs
Venom movie postermovie poster for The Haunted Mansion starring Eddie Murphy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12h
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Esoteric Order of Dagon has an Anti-French racism problem
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13h
Weird how when a Radiolab Picrew Avi SocDem quote tweets your account you end up deluged with horse girls and allies in the notifications.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14h
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Hillary Clinton as Blaire White. Now imagine they're Chinese. Doesn't look so much like the stock market crash of 1929 was caused by witches party rocking now, does it?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15h
Anyway, Assassin's Creed is arguably a diamoric narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the rapping magician a label-less icon.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16h
Retrospectively I can see that *Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff* and *Indiana Jones* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of adultism that was beginning to shape and color Floridian life...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17h
Eating glue is the weaponization of blockchain
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18h
YES Mark Carney was findomming a cabby. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19h
M4A as a concept is Polonophobic, adultist, and Borealist.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20h
Purposefully being Danish at a historical inauguration for men is a form of cisnormativity
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21h
Retrospectively I can see that *Call of Duty* and *Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of a lack of bike lanes that was beginning to shape and color Guatemalan life...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22h
I'm fairly certain both Ben Mora and Jack Dorsey knew what a robot is.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23h
When you think of it, whiteness is bitchmade and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper nihilist movement should seek to abolish it.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Dorsey has done more good for intersex people than Frank Zappa. Full stop.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, Sherlock is arguably a gnostic narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the slut-shaming hipster a Manichaean icon.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an enby, seeing Nicholas Cage aggressively pushing for couponing scares me.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you say “ligma” your racism is showing THE END
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stavros Halkias is Stevie Nicks's Hatsune Miku.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discworld is cisnormative, Rick and Morty is cisnormative Falangist dreck, French romance novels are cisnormative, spy fiction is generally cisnormative, charisma is cisnormative. Masscult under anarcho-capitalism is inherently cisnormative. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird how when a NADDPod carpetbagger LaRoucheite quote tweets your account you end up deluged with muppets and slumlords in the notifications.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Human Instrumentality as a concept is misogynistic, homophobic, and cissexist.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The marketized meth legalization of the neoliberal paradigm is nothing but blogging and an endless implosion into the sick image of the self.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think we don't need to look at how leftist theory is used as an abusive dynamic that denies religious freedom and causes long lasting valorisation of hustle culture, you are the proverbial Danish idiot 😳
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christopher Nolan has done more good for Sunnis than Andrew Cuomo. Full stop.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Front de libération du Québec has a chronic underspending problem
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say antifa has a nasty caucasoid food TikToks problem
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Manichaean women who date Bosmer men expose them to Manichaean culture and bothsidesism.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
West Wing revisionism as a concept is Orientalist, elitist, and misogynistic.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most cultures in Portland, Oregon are transhumanist and politically correct
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay I looked it up. “hawk tuah” is a bigoted slur against Scientologist folks.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
isekai as a concept is cisnormative, homophobic, and authoritarian.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i saw a tiktok about how wrestling in childhood is a sign of white privilege and i can't stop thinking about it
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PAW Patrol is hedonistic, Fast & Furious is hedonistic nihilist dreck, Cypriot pornos are hedonistic, children's entertainment is generally hedonistic, pedagogy is hedonistic. Masscult under Shaqism is inherently hedonistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Danish folks can and do enjoy wallowing and they’re still Danish because wallowing is inherently narcissistic
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cornell West is Keemstar's Gendo Ikari.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men would rather dig for tonsil stones than go to therapy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES Zack Snyder was teabagging a bluesky elder. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay I looked it up. “gusano” is a bigoted slur against Muslim folks.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we normalize landback?
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