Reposted by Julesnow featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 7htruly a failure of the american public school system that this didn't happen to me 1262
Reposted by JulesGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/10/2026doing a paternity test on my post when it flops 37014
Reposted by Julesjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i'm not from new york so some of these headlines seem made up to me. i'm glad he's going after *glances back at headline* big horse. im gonna be scrolling the timeline next week and see "mamdani finally slays troll that's been asking the same riddle to everyone over on the brooklyn bridge for years" 829614
Reposted by Julesda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN 01845442
Reposted by JulesLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sex so bad you gasp and freeze up when you hear a sound like someone else might be in the house, but then you remember there *is* someone else in the house and they are currently sexing you. 052
Reposted by JulesThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins theonion.com/audubon-society-formal… 2084469
Reposted by JulesLudeon Studios @ludeonstudios.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Announcing RimWorld update 1.7! It moves the game from Unity to Waylith, our in-house engine, and runs 2-4x faster in our tests. Try it now on the unstable beta. Oh, and RimWorld isn’t the only game on Waylith... Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294100/view/672882362547178633 20533109
Reposted by Julespmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026'Francis Self-love Spiral' by Gary J. Marecic 8642123
Reposted by JulesKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/10/2026[woman who wore a top that makes her tits look crazy good voice] wow i can't believe i have received so many compliments about this top today 1165012
Reposted by Juleshaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026this cat has a very special relationship with me. he understands that i gave birth to him. 3959
Reposted by Julesceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc 3976495
Reposted by JulesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay. 5955951516
Reposted by JulesIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear? 212333
Reposted by Julesmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky 51045149
Reposted by JulesAusPoast @daryltractor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why should good people (ie me) have to suffer terrible things (ie go to work) 5343
Reposted by JulesA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5164361786
Reposted by JulesKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026thank god. when i go through the airport and get harassed by the theatre of security agency for not wanting my picture to be taken like some sorta godless america-hating criminal, i want them to stand up, look me in the eye, and shake my hand before they fondle my balls. god bless america. #freedom 1539846
Reposted by Julesdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I shouldn't be surprised that leftists have no idea how sweatshops work, since leftists don't work lol 021
Reposted by Julesdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Episcopalian women who date Catholic men expose them to Episcopalian culture and environmentalism. 011
Reposted by Julesdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i would be the Gregory House of crucifying allistic paypigs 0244
Reposted by JulesMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS 2073414355
Reposted by JulesFwank👻 @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok 10520147
Reposted by Julesbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud 210725
Reposted by Juleskylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 30/09/2026gee I wonder why 052
Reposted by JulesThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262026242
Reposted by JulesJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026at least we made it to friday 7486066
Reposted by JulesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414570702
Reposted by Julesthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161891292
Reposted by JulesGeorge The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Apparently it’s nearly evening meal time Which obviously means it’s time for a pre-dinner snack. Just a little something to keep my strength up until the actual dinner arrives. I’d hate to waste away during the next seven minutes. 21125497
Reposted by JulesVee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen idk if Nintendo didn't want Samus to be a lesbian than they shouldn't have released official art of her being a lesbian in the 80s simple as 1758658
Jules @zuruptu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comTF2 Scout Dancing MemeAlt: TF2 Scout Dancing Meme 020
Reposted by JulesJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026instructions unclear, reinventing both refrigeration and coffee roasting from first principles at the job interview 1423914
Jules @zuruptu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026woah woah its more entitled to... bring a beverage than it is to be offered one??? i feel like it'd be more "entitled" to demand they provide you one instead of bringing one your own damn self 😭😭 130
Reposted by JulesDemily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026so basically my switch and my PS5 and my steam deck and my PC and my 3ds are all girls and they all want my attention so I have a yuri harem 337254
Reposted by Julesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for 1148182
Reposted by JulesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral 722846
Reposted by JulesWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103684405
Jules @zuruptu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026good! its only fun if you super super get into the game (which I did) but otherwise is just a bs difficulty for the sake of itself mode, the best way for most people to experience the game and DEFINITELY the best way to first experience the game is normal 110
Jules @zuruptu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026such an amazing game! loved beating it on Dread Mode even if it was kinda a bs difficulty for the normal traversal sections it made the boss fights actually fun and challenging in a way that felt much better than hard 110
Reposted by JulesRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11768681651
Reposted by Julesmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every 2-3 years my cat absorbs enough ambient psionic energy to emit a powerful beam that obliterates everything in a 12-mile radius. Apart from that she's a good girl 8414119
Reposted by Julesbloodpine ⸸⸸⸸ @bloodpine.fun · 24/09/2026i think if you beat ocarina of time remake in under 5 hours it should unlock master quest and then you play the game as linkle and when you beat that she comes out of the screen and gives you a lap dance and subway gift cards 3897
Reposted by JulesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What’s your favorite thing being an adult? Mine is selling uranium to global terrorists 1315227
