Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 4hMan who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 432111542681
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialM.J. Bauer @fromthedarkforest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Truly my favorite @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic. The one that got me hooked. So glad it's in here 💖 461364
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Me *orders our meal in fluent Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: “What?” 532674
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialJade Monster @feleochadan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This one is one of my favorites 363556
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 747993
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store 421578312
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 467144492889
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialzappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 12/05/2024it’s cool how much anatomy you can learn just by sleeping wrong past 40 119642
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands 161141322337
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112872556
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Beach body season is officially over. It's time to embrace forest floor body season now. I wanna get real mossy. I want some teens to poke me with a stick. 08324
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy 1035072
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026centipede: *walking by* Ariel: whoa what’d you trade 2592107
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/06/2024imagine killing a whole mammoth and ur crush is like sorry im only into gatherers 11860171
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 4956107
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is the bird KID: can you please repeat that JUDGE: have you not heard? The word is the bird KID: ba-ba-ba ooma mow mow, ba-ba ooma mow mow JUDGE: correct 315138
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every time there's a software update something basic that's worked for like 10 years no longer works. Thank you to our big tech industry for Building The Future 312486325
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp 301490288
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms 31246260
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/09/2025[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11 514893624
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We used to have fun, didn't we? 1281377
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Medieval geeks getting to the end of the Bayeux tapestry and immediately logging on to their looms to weave their own reaction tapestries. 732691
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch the EU treaty negotiations in 1991" "Maastricht?" "She was a bit" 12633103
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/12/2024[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit 234345764
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/07/2023“You know how older cars need more and more upkeep until it’s just not worth maintaining ‘em?” the doctor says, sort of motioning up and down my body. 433675
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 41628283
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026 81166198
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026 1056381046
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026 3919126
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026 11037128
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialtrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026decibels are just noisy cheeses 612748
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/05/2025Me: The other guy in the yard: Me: Other guy: Me: Third guy (walking up): Me: Other guy: Third guy: Me: You here for the-- Other guy: Milkshake yeah Third guy: Yeah the milkshake Me: Yeah 161579371
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Open world Mr Bean game 492173179
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026 2845150
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they’re two guys in a horse costume 3042059
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 31283137
Reposted by @wimpuls.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026no i was not "locked in a broom closet" at work all weekend. there's one broom. that doesn't define the space 116022
![@MNateShyamalan
man: but what about the times i saw 8 footprints on the beach?
spiderchrist: [hiding in the shadows] oh that was just normal beach stuff. step into the web my child](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiecdrzdp7luf5urmfcnyonrdjxv23vdlo4c7ag6vj247zzy62xp6e)
![Tweet from blink-sun8tzu (@suntzufuntzu):
[shoving Millennials into the Centipede Pits] Millennials want weapons and ladders instead of a warrior's death in the Centipede Pits](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreifahn3gsticamarrjw6oacxhpzwjpg7lkm5e4mqpjqonrln3fw5cq)
![A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/bafkreievmpyqnledznwjc7yyexiievw3r6zlm4cb77eoaskird7copiq4e)
![Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreicknw2r3baw24efjnvi3s3c72mn2qctuyzsxsanpynel6hnzxm7zi)
![@notacroc
[universe where we use wormholes to deliver food]
*a potato flies thru the wormhole and hits my son Blent in the face*
Me: stay sharp Blent](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreic2zfbnvia7j76acjrbzw4isuton3cnguen2r57r7lf4skgrt2ymu)
![Tweet from The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner):
[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL]
You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigwim2ml3kaq3dqd4drjkuizjjf3h4dwyf5zhtame6m6psd5t3kya)
![@david8hughes
[wife drops me at the airport]
Wife: have a safe flight
Me: I have no say in the matter
Wife [already driving off]: die then](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreidxypg2ledis3oadgywg6mei5w24j6xwwefje5zsgd3acbt4kusk4)