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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ME: I’m a strong, confident, person. My needs and wants deserve to be respected! ALSO ME: [feels bad making the barista make any drink more complex than a black coffee]

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationary

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

ha ha ha, where did I put that award for “top comment of the day” Well done

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

And the award for best award goes to…you!! (This is so cool)

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What if there were no hypothetical questions

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I don't like having to do hard things. It makes me tired.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Reaching the point in my life where some of these canned goods will outlive me.

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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Gift horse says my eyes are up here.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Used up all my kindness rewinding vhs tapes in the 1900s

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

i put my pants on one leg at a time while holding on to something so i don't fall

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/07/2026

once. again. she's not a bog witch. she's a sea witch that got accidentally trapped in a bog. and yes, actually, we are in love.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I said it's pronounced JODzilla

Black n white Godzilla blastin a vehicle

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If they really wanted my business they would've called it Planet Fitness wheel of cheese in my mouth.

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/07/2026

“I’m sorry I made things weird,” I say as I set down my marionette rotisserie chicken.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Cats are wise, in their unique cattish way. Just observe. Do cats wake up one day, and decide to go camping?

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

relating to an office fake succulent that is teetering on the edge of a wall shelf

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Dumbdum @dumbdum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Sup girl. Wanna get drunk, park in front of the 7-11 and guess what people are going buy.

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you die at Chuck E. Cheese you respawn as one of the animatronic band animals

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

Real life is the book, social media is the movie

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I’ll let you look at my Pornhub search history before I let you look at my iPhone calculator history.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Godzilla ruins a lot of people’s lives but I do think when he emerges out of the sea everyone has to be like yay it’s Godzilla

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

now, more than ever, is the time for sweeping generalizations

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

“This email could have been head-scritches.”

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Psychic wanted. Good pay. If you’re qualified, you know where to apply.

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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

what's so cool about museum dinosaurs, all they did was die in the right spot

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Would you mind if I just don't?

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"I don't like this." -hands waiter back a bowl of the world

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Someone has to say it Zombies are fucking annoying

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

screaming THAT’S MY PIZZA every time a pizza comes out of the kitchen until I’m right

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Boss: Why aren't you answering my calls Me: Caller ID

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

ME: I'm thinking of planting a patch of the garden with wildflowers WIFE: That would be lovely. All the different colo ME: Calling it Air Bee n Bee HER: Get out

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👻 Viv 💀 @v.milcom.in · 10/07/2026

In my defense, he used Times New Roman my lord.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

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