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ThinlyVeiledPanda

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? shorturl.at/U8zfb

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Ralph Wiggum stuck to n a giant ear

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Where are my pants? You threw them out the window in a fit of passion

Ned and Maude Flanders from the Simpsons, trying to poke Homer’s pants out of a tree with a broom

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

A man standing next to a road sign that says “twatt.” The arrow on the sign is pointing at him

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Road signs at an intersection that say “inyo” and “butte.” It sounds like “in your butt,” is the joke

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Snake from the Simpsons says “use a pen, sideshow Bob.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Free masons run the country, said by a bunch of germs on Smithers (from Simpsons) face

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Wanna be my date?

A man wearing a corn dog costume. I looked for a sexy lady version, but surprisingly couldn’t find one

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Here, I made you this

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

🤯

Futurama- an evil scientist has combined the dna of the world’s evil animals to create the most evil animal of all. Then it turns out, the evilest animal is man

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Lol, those are creepy, but I was thinking of these. Maybe too much of a deep cut for a youngster such as yourself 😜

Creepy crawlers gummy making kit. Disgusting AND they tasted gross

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Bernie Sanders begs you to consider the things that are coming out of my mouth aren't serious

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Just a spoonful of Xanax helps the ennui go down 🎶

Sad Mary Poppins with the text, “supercalifragilisticexistentialcrisis”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I’m the penguin

A penguin trying to eat the carrot nose of a snowman

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Young Darth Vadar saying “may you live in interesting times.” Padme doesn’t get it and says “because fun stuff happens, right”?

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Starfish aren’t sexy, starfish aren’t sexy Starfish:

A starfish with a very thicc booty. My anaconda… is confused

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

February AND Wednesday in one day!? Spelling has never been so difficult. Can we all just call it Febtober already? credit to @falseknees.bsky.social for the cartoon <3

Panel #1: Bird saying, "ahh, Febuary."
Panel #2: Bird saying, "Febrary
Panel #3: Bird saying, "Febberary," and looking thoughtful
Panel #4: Bird saying, "Frebrury!"

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I once lied to a guy I liked and told him I owned this movie in order to lure him over to my room. Didn't expect him to say yes, so had to go buy the movie real quick. No regrets.

Cover for Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Slovenly Thor

Also slovenly Thor

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Lord of the rings screen shots of Sam and Gollum. First panel, Sam says,”are you doomscrolling again?” Second panel, Gollum says, “doomscrolling!? Just because we has our phone out, you accuse us of doomscrolling!?” Third panel, Sam says,”fine, what are you scrolling then?” Forth panel, Gollum yells, “doooooooom!!!”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Text says, "Just thinking about doing the thing instead of doing the thing." There is a cute cartoon of a bearded man looking wistfully into the distance. Cartoon by FieldExplorers

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

"Come at me, bro!" - Canadian geese

Canadian goose scaring the crap out of an eagle

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Hawkins, because a trade war is no time for soft cheezies

Bag of Hawkins cheezies, which happen to be hard as rocks AND proudly Canadian

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Accidentally read the news again

Painting of an unconcerned renaissance looking dude pointing out the window at what appears to be a very large fire. Text says, “shit’s on fire, yo.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Me too buddy, me too

I picture of a piano with a sign that says, “I’m old and I’m tired. Please don’t play me.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I feel like these two are probably the therapists the world needs right now

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets wearing very stylish jean jackets

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Springfield Psychiatric Center: because there may not be bugs on you

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Because they’re all bangers, right?

Young Darth Vadar being extended disappointing to a young lady

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The muppets I want to be

Statler and Waldorf are two elderly muppets, pictured here wearing cool jean jackets

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I also choose snow penguins

Penguin biting the carrot nose from an unimpressed snowman

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Sideshow Bob writing manifesto

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Me, as my own therapist:

Jafar from Aladdin with his parrot Iago. Text says, “calm yourself, Iago.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

It’s that time of year again!

Me, as a distracted boyfriend, staring at the very sexy idea of staying in bed all day, while my responsibilities look decidedly unimpressed

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

This, but better?

Monument beach from Futurama. Shows many architectural monuments in one place

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I hear this

Depressed Marge Simpson, “if you want some butter, it’s under my face.”

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

My avocado when I leave it on the counter for a day

Sad frog that weirdly resembles an avocado. Probably easiest to afford than avocados in this economy

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The least they could have done is given us a pizza party

Phoebe and Joey from Friends discuss how to reduce employee workloads by having mandatory mental health webinars. It’s funny because that’s really not a great option

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

A city hella on fire, while my boss (who looks remarkably like Will Ferrell) is yelling at me to practice self care

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Going back to bed while your laundry is laundering is the, “my code’s compiling,” of the weekend Credit to @xkcd.com for the cartoon

XKCD cartoon of programmers having a sword fight while their code is compiling

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

It's been 30+ years, and I'm starting to think I may never emotionally recover from this

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

My cheap ass getting on the flight last

Dave Chapelle with text reading, “y’all got any more of that overhead bin space.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

More like, "l'chaim and prosper," am I right? (menorah from Eclectic Judaica)

menorah featuring Spock from Star Trek

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

It's time we finally admit that the pinnacle of sexual attraction is being driven around, ever so slightly recklessly, in a car with a manual transmission

Photo of a girl biting her lip with text saying, "me when I see a guy with a 1988 Fiero."

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The crossover we’ve all been waiting for

In-game still of Super Mario with a man pushing a food cart saying, “no princess, only khlav kalash.”

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I do not think it means what you think it means

Picture of noodles with sales sign saying, "hot bukkake noodles."