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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

sleepmaxxing is this anything

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 6h

I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today’s band name: HypnoKitty Overlords

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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You did NOT just make the sign of the cross after I told you my hopes and dreams

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up*

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today: The False Accusations, featuring Eric Schmitt

Senator Schmidt: Mr. Smith, I have Alex proof that you had dinner with a high-ranking member of the Chinese army in Beijing on February 15.
Jack Smith: sir, I believe I had an order of General Tso’s chicken from Beijing Wok in Silver Spring Maryland that day.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What’s the difference between an elevator and my parents? An elevator can raise a child. Yeah.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When you realize that wasn’t a fart.

Picture of Sen Britt when she realized Sen Schmitt just made an ass of himself, thereby making an ass of her as well.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pharmaceutical-grade grilled cheese

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i got an open mind why don’t you all get inside

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🇮🇱BlackBiJewess🏳️‍🌈 @blackbijewess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm just thrilled you caught my old lady vampire crush

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m not superstitious I’m just regular stitious

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Aaron Rogers just threw a fat juicy pick. Wonder who he’s going to blame this one on? (Hint: Not himself)

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not everyone will like you. Some people will really really like you and you’ll need a cop to make them go away

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So, uh, is there a Misses Godzilla?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Goldendoodle

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake.

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today’s band name: Naked Celebrations (Inspired by an awesome day!)

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It takes a lot of energy to type the word lackadaisical. Something is amiss.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me: You know what they say, happy wife…happy life. Neighbor: That means your own wife!

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today’s band name: The Koaluigis or The AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! or More Things Trying to Kill You in Australia

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks)

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s 2026, ice making refrigerators should allow you to key in the exact number of ice cubes you want. Somebody write that down.

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 30/09/2026

I'm but a humble jumble of 7x10²⁷ atoms that has to use the restroom occasionally.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just opened a bottle of red wine at 8:30pm on a Tuesday night if you’re wondering how committed to the bit I am.

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today’s band name: Extra Furry Pop Tarts

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, can someone please start a voting thingy for the top 38 butthole posts of 2026?

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

☕💙☮️ GM #ProudBlue #Blues #DV1 #GTS #DefendersOfDemocracy #DOOR! 5th Dentists estimate that Tuesday is 87% easier when you laugh at your problems and 102% easier when you add coffee. I may have made those numbers up, but they feel accurate. 😁 Have a great day! #MindYourWile Smile😁 Laugh😂 Love❤️ Live🤪

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026

I like the QT coffee notification placement with my Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks phone background.

A QT gas station coffee ad push notification layered over a crop of the painting Nighthawks by Edward Hopper.

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elder millennial GNK dad @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“what a fucking piece of work is man…”

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the USA today is National Coffee Day, so we should all probably get neked.

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elder millennial GNK dad @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went to sleep at an otherwise good time and was not online when needed to stop a good man from being convinced to do a bad thing.

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This popped up. @testingalt.bsky.social added me to a moderation list for people who like a TV show and also blocked me. Is this a formal way to curate lists? Fascinating!

This is text saying @testingslt.bsky.social added me to a moderation list for people who like a TV show and also blocked me. What? Why?

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