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Stephanie

@stephielark.bsky.social
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Love cats and dogs and stuff No politics here Not even a little bit.

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
a panic attack is just ur brain thinking about nothing at a million miles per hour
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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
She is like the moon— only at her brightest when surrounded by darkness.
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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I can never forgive you for what you did, but I still love you—and I hate that I do.
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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese
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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Me, heading into the crawl space ONCE AGAIN to find out which pipe is leaking this time
Scene from the movie Entrapment where Catherine Zeta Jones is navigating the laser beam system to avoid tripping an alarm
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Davidly Roth (dressed as Guy Fieri for Halloween) 🔥🦇 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Boygenius (Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus and Phoebe Bridgers) posing for a photo while all wearing white suits and looking like like they love one another’s company very much.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity
Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup from the cartoon Powerpuff Girls series
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sigh I really wish this were an April Fools Joke
RIP Val Kilmer 1959 - 2025
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP Doc, Iceman, Batman 😭
Val Kilmer
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Stephanie @stephielark.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I can’t believe I just blew all my drinking money on rent.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class.
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Someone, somewhere, is judging you right now.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
[vulture after eating my corpse] wooo pretty drunk rn
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
HERE FOR GOUT, NOT CLOUT.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just now realizing how much of a humblebrag coming out of your cage AND doing just fine is.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Whenever I hear an old person say "thank you young man" I instinctively stick my hand out in hopes of getting a Werther's Original
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Jason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
"I'd rather be asleep and not sick instead of awake and sick and playing Wordle at this hour." - Me #Wordle #Wordle1368 #Tuesday Wordle 1,368 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephanie @stephielark.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
When I’m dating one- I kiss him often
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Jason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Flashback Friday: 13 years ago, I drove from Albuquerque to Pie Town, New Mexico. It wasn't Pi Day, but it didn't need to be. EVERY day is Pie Day, and it was delicious. #NewMexico #Albuquerque #PieTown #pie #pi #pieday #piday #everyday #FlashbackFriday #Friday
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Anthony @stormsfade.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Girl You're In The Wrong Place 😊
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I am headed to Canada for business. Please have a standard issue moose saddled and ready for my arrival.
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Andrew K. Clark ✨ @theandrewkclark.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Slow burn girl in an instant gratification world.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It's so hard to hold the leash, dog poop bag and phone flashlight all at once at 5:45 am, let alone gracefully. I don't know why I am aiming for gracefully at that point though when I can't achieve it under much easier circumstances
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Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hate to break it to y’all, but eventually… we’re gonna have to do something.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Doctor: You should eat more greens. Cannibal: [thumbs through phonebook]
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Idiocracy was meant to be a movie. That’s all.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My life is really like an episode of "Mad Men." (Just the drinking whiskey in the afternoon part.)
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Took a couple days off from shitposting for mental health but then I ended up looking at the news more which was way worse for my mental health so I guess I won't make that mistake again you guys.
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Jason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A cloud angel points to a sundog in our Montana sky... day-off photography of our beautiful state. #Montana #sun #clouds #sundog #beautiful #photography #bigsky #mountains #nature
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Tired: The floor is lava Wired: The floor is java *licks carpet*
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The saddest long distance relationships take place under the same roof.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wile E Coyote wasn't being fooled again
Road leading to a tunnel entrance in the side of a hill. To the right of the entrance, stuck on the upslope, is a big white truck . There's a couple of roadsigns indicating speed limits and clearance, but no obvious explanation for the accident
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
don’t you just hate it when you’ve tried absolutely nothing and the problems still persist
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
we are living in unpresidented times
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
One day they’ll tell your story, and my only wish is that they won’t be able to finish it without also telling mine.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Did I ever told you that I absolutely loathe sprinkles?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If I had a baby, he would always be in that
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
don’t even get me started on that experiment where they split an electron off and it exists in two places at the same time until someone looks at it such dude energy there
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
There comes a point where your lack of preparation does become my problem, which is a problem.
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Skrill @friorox.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Mennonites taking cod liver oil for measles like they're living in Little House on the Prairie days.
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a little girl in a blue dress is running in a field with the name melissa sue anderson on the screen
ALT: a little girl in a blue dress is running in a field with the name melissa sue anderson on the screen
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wish there were a pill that felt like being half asleep on the beach in Belize.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Being a realist means being disillusioned just like everyone else, but just a little bit sooner.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
your dark matter or mine?
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Inventor of cardboard straws: what if a limp handshake got soggier the longer you held it?
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wake my cats up to give them kissies bc those little bastards never let me sleep.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
ME: *dies* DEATH: Welcome to the afterlife. ME: How do I get to Heaven? DEATH: *points* Go up those stairs. ME: What about Hell? DEATH: *points* Go down those stairs. ME: And Limbo? DEATH: *points* Just duck under that bar.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
BREAKING: the Hamburglar was caught paying for a hamburger yesterday and no one knows what to do
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