Reposted by Stephanie𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025a panic attack is just ur brain thinking about nothing at a million miles per hour 0187
Reposted by Stephaniekimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 02/04/2025She is like the moon— only at her brightest when surrounded by darkness. 210546
Reposted by Stephaniekimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I can never forgive you for what you did, but I still love you—and I hate that I do. 03416
Reposted by StephanieSweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese 32610159
Reposted by StephanieNative Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Me, heading into the crawl space ONCE AGAIN to find out which pipe is leaking this time 2286
Reposted by StephanieDavidly Roth (dressed as Guy Fieri for Halloween) 🔥🦇 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity 2519
Reposted by StephanieCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity 1375
Reposted by Stephanie𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Sigh I really wish this were an April Fools Joke 181
Reposted by StephanieDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025RIP Doc, Iceman, Batman 😭 610710
Stephanie @stephielark.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I can’t believe I just blew all my drinking money on rent. 020
Reposted by StephanieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class. 59971136
Reposted by StephanieS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Someone, somewhere, is judging you right now. 2014672
Reposted by StephanieGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/03/2025[vulture after eating my corpse] wooo pretty drunk rn 3293108
Reposted by StephanieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Just now realizing how much of a humblebrag coming out of your cage AND doing just fine is. 8600145
Reposted by StephanieDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Whenever I hear an old person say "thank you young man" I instinctively stick my hand out in hopes of getting a Werther's Original 33814
Reposted by StephanieJason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025"I'd rather be asleep and not sick instead of awake and sick and playing Wordle at this hour." - Me #Wordle #Wordle1368 #Tuesday Wordle 1,368 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 141
Reposted by StephanieJason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Flashback Friday: 13 years ago, I drove from Albuquerque to Pie Town, New Mexico. It wasn't Pi Day, but it didn't need to be. EVERY day is Pie Day, and it was delicious. #NewMexico #Albuquerque #PieTown #pie #pi #pieday #piday #everyday #FlashbackFriday #Friday 053
Reposted by StephanieAnthony @stormsfade.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Girl You're In The Wrong Place 😊 141
Reposted by StephanieJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I am headed to Canada for business. Please have a standard issue moose saddled and ready for my arrival. 99714
Reposted by StephanieVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Slow burn girl in an instant gratification world. 57019
Reposted by Stephaniemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 12/03/2025It's so hard to hold the leash, dog poop bag and phone flashlight all at once at 5:45 am, let alone gracefully. I don't know why I am aiming for gracefully at that point though when I can't achieve it under much easier circumstances 128612
Reposted by StephanieWanda Sykes @iamwandasykes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Hate to break it to y’all, but eventually… we’re gonna have to do something. 1731989380
Reposted by StephanieJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Doctor: You should eat more greens. Cannibal: [thumbs through phonebook] 1705158
Reposted by StephanieRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Idiocracy was meant to be a movie. That’s all. 952659289
Reposted by StephanieJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/03/2025My life is really like an episode of "Mad Men." (Just the drinking whiskey in the afternoon part.) 7958
Reposted by StephanieTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Took a couple days off from shitposting for mental health but then I ended up looking at the news more which was way worse for my mental health so I guess I won't make that mistake again you guys. 29539109
Reposted by StephanieJason Stiff @jasonstiff.bsky.social · 12/03/2025A cloud angel points to a sundog in our Montana sky... day-off photography of our beautiful state. #Montana #sun #clouds #sundog #beautiful #photography #bigsky #mountains #nature 0132
Reposted by StephanieTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Tired: The floor is lava Wired: The floor is java *licks carpet* 1218767
Reposted by StephanieSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025The saddest long distance relationships take place under the same roof. 612952
Reposted by StephanieCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Wile E Coyote wasn't being fooled again 124454
Reposted by Stephaniesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025don’t you just hate it when you’ve tried absolutely nothing and the problems still persist 11668138
Reposted by Stephaniekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 12/03/2025we are living in unpresidented times 1020323
Reposted by StephanieSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025One day they’ll tell your story, and my only wish is that they won’t be able to finish it without also telling mine. 36134
Reposted by StephanieJenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Did I ever told you that I absolutely loathe sprinkles? 14482
Reposted by StephanieI’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/03/2025If I had a baby, he would always be in that 0337
Reposted by StephanieBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025don’t even get me started on that experiment where they split an electron off and it exists in two places at the same time until someone looks at it such dude energy there 87526
Reposted by StephanieCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025There comes a point where your lack of preparation does become my problem, which is a problem. 0279
Reposted by StephanieSkrill @friorox.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Mennonites taking cod liver oil for measles like they're living in Little House on the Prairie days.media.tenor.coma little girl in a blue dress is running in a field with the name melissa sue anderson on the screenALT: a little girl in a blue dress is running in a field with the name melissa sue anderson on the screen 1242
Reposted by StephanieDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Wish there were a pill that felt like being half asleep on the beach in Belize. 092
Reposted by StephanieSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Being a realist means being disillusioned just like everyone else, but just a little bit sooner. 15534
Reposted by StephanieBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025your dark matter or mine? 314176
Reposted by StephanieBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Inventor of cardboard straws: what if a limp handshake got soggier the longer you held it? 1631880
Reposted by StephanieQueen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I wake my cats up to give them kissies bc those little bastards never let me sleep. 1229134
Reposted by StephanieUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/03/2025ME: *dies* DEATH: Welcome to the afterlife. ME: How do I get to Heaven? DEATH: *points* Go up those stairs. ME: What about Hell? DEATH: *points* Go down those stairs. ME: And Limbo? DEATH: *points* Just duck under that bar. 12541107
Reposted by StephanieYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/03/2025BREAKING: the Hamburglar was caught paying for a hamburger yesterday and no one knows what to do 3370260