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kimbermahree

@kimbermahree.bsky.social
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Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Combination of mean angel and sweet devil. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r…

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit?
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I wish I came home to you
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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Goddamn but I enjoy some of you! (not you, sit down)
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Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
If you love something set it to music.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
death by microtransaction
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps
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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Coffee with the hint of shut the fuck up.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you. The real power comes from lifting people up.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i should probably stretch first
"parkrun" start and finish signs are mounted two feet apart on railings. A beach and water are in the background.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand?
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/06/2025
“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.
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Professor Fox ✨🖤🌹 @darkxfer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I long to leave this pain and run to a humble hovel deep in the wood if only for a single second to smile in a place where the world cannot see #vss365
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.
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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Universality is overrated; I’d rather be irreplaceable to one than indistinct to many.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
END SIMULATION END SIMULATION!!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
one two three not it
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The cicadas are so loud you cant really hear yourself think
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
y'all gone hafta quit makin' me look up all these here words
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It sucks being the same age as old people
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Once I start an OnlyFans, it’s over for you bitches.
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Dixon Ciderr @tittsmcdick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I wish I had "Fuck You" money.....Le Sigh
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If a yawn was a state it would be Ohio.
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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
one day you’re drowning and calling it love, the next you’re on the shore blinking in the sunlight, wondering how the hell you let it go on so long
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
There sure are a lot of scholars on here, huh?
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Solitary? Don't threaten me with a good time.
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If they can't be bothered, dont bother.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I have my limits. I'm just about over all of them.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Some people are so amusing in an absolute dumbass kinda way.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I swear I just heard Godzilla outside my door...
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Not all decisions need to be made immediately. Just wait and remind yourself to breathe
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My daily mantra? Just one word -- choke. It's not for me though. It's for other people.
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