Reposted by kimbermahreeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was 1024975
Reposted by kimbermahreePot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit? 181
Reposted by kimbermahreethe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I wish I came home to you 1336
Reposted by kimbermahreeC 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will 13015
Reposted by kimbermahreeDenim @denim22.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do 02410
Reposted by kimbermahreePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Goddamn but I enjoy some of you! (not you, sit down) 25916
Reposted by kimbermahreeNicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead 116720
Reposted by kimbermahreeMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough 6776
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Reposted by kimbermahreeNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps 54716
Reposted by kimbermahree Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 03/06/2025My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am. 79132
Reposted by kimbermahreeash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Coffee with the hint of shut the fuck up. 1212342
Reposted by kimbermahreeKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/06/2025If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you. The real power comes from lifting people up. 112748
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Reposted by kimbermahreeMidge @midge.bsky.social · 05/06/2025When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer 13679101
Reposted by kimbermahreeBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe. 317663
Reposted by kimbermahreeToby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand? 25114
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Reposted by kimbermahreeProfessor Fox ✨🖤🌹 @darkxfer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I long to leave this pain and run to a humble hovel deep in the wood if only for a single second to smile in a place where the world cannot see #vss365 0325
Reposted by kimbermahreeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/06/2025[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly. 774472396
kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Universality is overrated; I’d rather be irreplaceable to one than indistinct to many. 03519
Reposted by kimbermahreeGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 08/06/2025END SIMULATION END SIMULATION!! 0329
Reposted by kimbermahreeMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The cicadas are so loud you cant really hear yourself think 14492
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Reposted by kimbermahree𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025If a yawn was a state it would be Ohio. 210031
kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · 08/06/2025one day you’re drowning and calling it love, the next you’re on the shore blinking in the sunlight, wondering how the hell you let it go on so long 05323
Reposted by kimbermahreeVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025There sure are a lot of scholars on here, huh? 5299
Reposted by kimbermahreeCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Solitary? Don't threaten me with a good time. 0145
Reposted by kimbermahreeObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 08/06/2025If they can't be bothered, dont bother. 03619
Reposted by kimbermahreeVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I have my limits. I'm just about over all of them. 13310
Reposted by kimbermahreeVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Some people are so amusing in an absolute dumbass kinda way. 0258
Reposted by kimbermahreeVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I swear I just heard Godzilla outside my door... 1131
Reposted by kimbermahreeDude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Not all decisions need to be made immediately. Just wait and remind yourself to breathe 02312
Reposted by kimbermahreePaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 08/06/2025My daily mantra? Just one word -- choke. It's not for me though. It's for other people. 0116