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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Statements that may or may not be true, but have extensive backstories: "I don't know why they want to divorce me." "I don't understand why my adult children don't want to talk to me at all." "I can't imagine why I am in front of the Hague International court."

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

File this under, "Things you can't stop noticing once it's pointed out to you" Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish. All his movies feature extensive shots of barefoot women.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

when you see only one set of footprints in the sand it was there that I buried the body

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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a woman in a fairy costume is smiling and holding a magic wand

Alt: a woman in a fairy costume is smiling and holding a magic wand

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The best words from “Blade III”

A cozy, cottagecore-style embroidery hoop displays a deliberately vulgar phrase, “COCK-JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT,” stitched in large dusty-rose cross-stitch letters. The cream fabric is surrounded by delicate pink flowers, green leaves, bows, hearts, and a tiny embroidered cottage with a pink roof. The hoop sits among soft vintage décor, including lace, floral wallpaper, a small mushroom house, a bird figurine, and a heart-shaped pincushion, creating a humorous contrast between sweet handmade charm and aggressively profane text.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

When the JCPenney photographer says to look casual.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Me: I'm going to have a nice relaxing weekend. My seasonal allergies:

A screenshot of Jason Bateman saying, "the fuck you are."

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

“I CAST … AI DATACENTER!”

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It's a cult ... and the souvenirs are kind of hinky.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"Excuse me while I whip this out." "What are you gonna whip out for an air guitar contest? "My perfect, girthy and long schlong."

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"Excuse me while I whip this out." "What are you gonna whip out for an air guitar contest? "My perfect, girthy and long schlong."

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The Super Duper, Most Excellent, High-Quality, Patriotic Drumpft Telecommunicational Portable Deviceries are here, and are: • 11 stripes (not 13) on the flag • Old Android OS • Not made in the USA • Yellow … plastic The grift grifts with grifting grifted gritedness of the most grifting extreme.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Trying to explain (again) to a 5 year old how a turntable plays music. Don’t keep me in your thoughts others need them more but thank you for letting me lament this pain.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

if i had a stun gun i wouldn’t tell anyone so when i stunned them they’d be super stunned

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Maybe it's just me, but I think Operation Distract from the Epstein Files is not going as well as it should? Looks like the new Supreme Leader is a firm believer in the idea behind, "Hold my beer. I said, HOLD MY BEER!" when it comes to being attacked.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

US Hockey Teams: Men: WE WON THE GOLD AGAIN! WOOHOO! IT ONLY TOOK 46 YEARS! IT’S A MIRACLE! LET’S GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE! Women: We’ve won 8 medals in 8 appearances in the Olympics: 3 Gold, 4 Silver, 1 Bronze. C’mon girls, let’s get back to practice.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I don’t get why people didn’t think that Bert and Ernie have always been a thing. I mean, the only way I would allow my “roommate” to have tap dancing sheep while he plays the bugle while singing “Dance Myself to Sleep” is if said “roommate” was way more than a roommate. youtu.be/biAMh-xdvJc?...

youtu.be

Sesame Street: Dance Myself to Sleep with Bert & Ernie

YouTube video by Sesame Street

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Strong, athletic women who just won Olympic Gold get invited to visit a pervy old codger who's allegedly implicated in so many sex crimes. They politely declined. I would too. Ew.

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a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen .

ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen .

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

United States: Epstein? Who isn't in the Epstein files! Step down? Everywhere else: I saw Epstein once at a party. I was not invited to the party. I was someone's last-minute plus one. Didn't even talk to him. I'm stepping down from my duties. I shall self-flagelate for the rest of my existence.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Manners — the social lubricant that keeps the streets from running with blood.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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a woman in a fairy costume is smiling and holding a magic wand

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

"What's that old dude's job?" "Which one?" "The one who sits in the dark in his office, watching porn all day?" "Oh. Him. He runs a legacy system." "Why not replace the system?" "We can't. Only he knows how to run it and keep it going." "Really?" "Really. He’s been here for decades.”

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

"Clothes make the man, and you have to admit, I look fabulous in this!" he said as he stood in front of the mirror wearing the floor-length, backless gown.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I’m not a sportsball guy, but apparently, the Seahawks showed the 49ers who’s boss with extreme prejudice?

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

THANKFUL … for the superior firepower GRATEFUL … for the excellent strategies BLESSED … for being the top dog

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

She woke up surrounded by the dark priests chanting their incantation. The portal to the Horror Dimension opened, and the creature stepped into the world. She stood up, grabbed the sword, and said, “Time to dance.”

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Live, laugh, love ... Live to avenge the wrongs done by your enemies ... Laugh maniacally when your enemies' blood runs freely ... Love the new order, where everyone knows that crossing you is terminal.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Remember when we wondered whether or not Ronald Reagan had some form of age-related dementia? Good times

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

that’s my current life tho

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

“if i could lucid dream id fly!!” “if i could lucid dream id bang two chicks!!” okay well if *i* could lucid dream id solve world hunger

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Everyone says they’re either Cleopatra or Mark Anthony in a previous life. No one ever says they were a latrine-cleaning slave in the royal palace.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Oh, sweetie, you’re not being persecuted. Your self-centered, myopic and uninformed opinion just sucks ass.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

When you realize your life choices have led to this terrible moment, you are way over your head, it’s all your fault, and whatever is coming your way is going to hurt …

Jake Paul cornered on a boxing ring, his face full of terror, as he realizes Joshua Anthony is about to pummel him, and he has no way to escape. We can see Jake Paul’s terrified face, but not Joshua Anthony, who has his back to the camera.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Eagle Tactical wants to support you as you fulfill your failed dreams through your kid. We’re proud to introduce the Patriot Games Training Camp, which will turn that kid into a worthy competitor for the very first Patriot Games, a young gladiator who will carry your name to glory! #EagleTactical

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

In a headline that would make even the most hardy of Onion writers quit in a rage: United States President Awarded First FIFA Peace Prize During the 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw Event

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 04/12/2025

i got frankie a soft little heat pad (a little mat with mylar in the layers that stays warm when she’s on it) and she’s fucking obsessed.

frankie, my tabby cat, laying on her lil fluffy cat pad asleep.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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a woman in a fairy costume is holding a wand in her hand .

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs

A statue of VI Lenin in Kirillov, Russia. There's snow on the ground and on the head and back of the statue, making it look like Lenin is carrying a person on his back.

(Pic from @sovietvisuals)

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

They weren’t even liked by the other white people in Massachusetts

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists. They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

X updates its software and shows the country of origin of accounts. … revealing that a lot of hard-core red-hat accounts are based in other countries. That’s a big “oops”

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a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

As dystopias go … this one feels like a low-effort b-movie type.

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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

“I still get all teary eyed every time I look at the thermostat and remember pops’ loving words, ‘NEXT EFFER WHO TOUCHES THE THERMOSTAY DIES! I’LL GO TO JAIL HAPPY!’ He loved us so much!”

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