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Kerouac666

@kerouac666.bsky.social
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There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 28/06/2026
the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying
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Virgin Mary was very pretty.
She said she made a bab without a boy perenis. A mom need a boy peenis and a girl peenis to make a baby. A girl peenis looks very ditterant a boys. So she world know, She was not telling truth. Boys bellive preity girls. Vigin Mary was very pretty.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1h
historically, there's a 40% chance of a financial crisis following elevated booms of asset prices and rapid credit growth compared to 7% the rest of the time, so I wonder if general consumer pessimism currently is maybe a collective unconscious memory of elevated risk
nber.org
Predictable Financial Crises
Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, an...
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 3h
@governor.ca.gov adding to unemployment numbers by claiming employment level concern as every…single…merger always leads to layoffs. It’s one reason WHY there’s mergers to begin with: consolidation of labor costs.
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 6h
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I walk down my usual path, just as I always do. There's nothing that makes me happier than this.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 9h
even if I didn't know for a fact that this guy was a chip shop owner I'd still know that he was a chip shop owner
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 22h
Pete Hegseth reading through the Warhammer 40k fandom page about the Horus Heresy and getting ideas
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 22h
Main thing I know about Manchester is that a critic said of Oasis that they stopped making good albums because really their only goal was to get rich enough to get the fuck out of Manchester and once they did that they were mostly done with music
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turns out I have trouble feeling love due to trauma and boy knowing that decades ago would’ve saved me and others a lot of time
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how I feel when I poast a banger and it gets no likes
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what happens when only read half of Moby Dick and figure you’ll justwing the rest of it
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Quick! Get her to the hospital until she’s healthy enough for us to try and kill again!” And MAGA chuds go on and on about how evolved western values are
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
then he needs to hide that sweet looking bald nussy that I can’t stop thinking about 🤤👅💦
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I lived in LA at the time and people would legit get hired onto shows due to their tweets sometimes. Obvs they’d have other stuff to back it up, but it got a lot of peoples’ foot in the door (I was almost one, but I uh kinda started having social media crash outs around then)
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my fav thing about this bit is that Tom Hanks thought the idea was kinda dumb and wouldn't work, but he still gives it his all and it's his seeming overconfidence in the role that made it a classic
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Project Meridian is a sex move. It’s where you finger bang your mistress using the hand that has the hospital visitor bracelet still on it from when you visited your cancer riddled wife to give her divorce papers. Newt invented it, actually.
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Philip Seymour Hoffman in Punch Drunk Love, the “shut up” phone scene
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm tellin' ya' for real Hegseth's world view is based on playing Call of Duty: MW and in his broken, goldschlager infused brain, convinced himself that it's real AND that he could do all that stuff. I'm not even joking.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
monchmonchmonch
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is French as fuck, man.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We gotta burn down the Ivy Leagues, y’all.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My work wife and I got work divorced and now I have to pay her 10 paper clips a month in alimony and share custody of the only sharpie in the office that works
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if blue balls were a video
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also your sexuality while in college
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my fav examples of hubris is Michael Jordan’s Hitler stache cause I guarantee everyone tried to talk him out of it but Jordan likely thought, “Nah, I’m Michael Jordan. People will start calling it the Jordan stache because I’m so beloved. Just you wait.”
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’ve updated the Pepsi challenge
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh. I was certain Tom Leykis had died. Reverse Mandela effect, I guess.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Part of me wonders if in an AM in I Have No Mouth sorta way where AM ontologically hates humans in part because it started as a military AI meant to kill people, if Muse is ontologically a data thief as that’s Meta’s most consistent through-line business model.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm tellin' y'all, we HAVE to destroy the Ivy League schools. It's become apparent that they're foundational to the Epstein class. Besides, Hegseth went to Princeton, so it's not like they're good schools anyway.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Divide the Spine was one of the better 90s Christian nü metal bands alongside Kasting Lots and Sore Afraid
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I’m starting to wonder if the path of of Bay Area AI communities to libertarianism to republicanism is in fact a bonding over pedocon theory
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this could've been you, Yukio Mishima! but no, you just had to get real weird with it, didn't you!?
theguardian.com
‘I’m 100% natural’: how Japan’s 90-year-old bodybuilder is still winning titles
Toshisuke Kanazawa has won 19 national crowns and insists there are more to come
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Laurent Peraldi @tintamarre.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
William Eggleston
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s that kinda party
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all my memories are from the life of a man I murdered
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many times do I have to explain that I’m not a domme!?!? I’m just very emotionally supportive but cocky in that defense mechanism sorta way!
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoping this film gets Musk's genocidal actions out to a larger audience. My parents invested in SpaceX in part because their world view is someone who has done what Musk has couldn't possibly be free in a country with a justice system, therefore he must not have done those things and they're lies.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"do you do GWHINYF play and if so would you wear these gloves covered in gorilla hair to enhance the Robin Williams cosplay?"
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