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Jackie Jormp-Jomp

@sillypillows.bsky.social
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They're taking the homeboys to laser tag

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Wren the Woolless @blueramwren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
glhsbfbab 👏👏👏👏👏👏 flbyfhwhs 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 bskshsnw 👏👏👏👏👏👏 dwsheqwi 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 11h
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13h
meme of various people accessing health, dental, vision & psychological care captioned 

when I win the lottery I will not tell anybody, but there will be signs
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 10h
Here is the full eat one oreo without using your hands contest during Wovles halftime
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do you want to see the somewhat problematic lyrics to the Garfield rap? Yes you do
Chorus
When I'm around
Women make a beeline
When they catch sight of this classy feline
Saturday night I pick up my date
That's the time we must celebrate
Some guys are trouble, some guys are fun I'm Michael Jackson all rolled into one
She has more fun than she's ever known
Still, she'll yearn for that moment alone That's the moment that goes to the heart
Then I smell something and quickly depart
What's so important
I'll leave her with ease?
Homemade lasagna with plenty of cheese
This is the end of The Garfield Rap
Now pass me a pillow, it's time for my nap
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Jake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
zombie house wip
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tim Robinson in the show I Think You Should Leave in the darmine doggy door sketch he’s explaining why he is terrified by a pig his neighbor sent into his house he’s shouting gutturally “i thought i was gonna get eaten!”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 09/10/2026
welcome to Hooter. would you like to see The Boob(tm)?
a neon HOOTERS sign but the s is burnt out so it just says HOOTER
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m gonna expose this guy to cannabis
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tweet from hotahota__te
Translated from Japanese

"Even though I didn't do anything, I got barked at bt a Chihuahua, Shiba Inu, Corgi and Toy Poodle.
Even though I didn't do anything."

[Image of a small dog looking insecure and sad]
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Black and white drawing of a pointy dog with its paw to its muzzle, giggling. A coydog, if you will
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 13/10/2026
But whitey on the moon
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Guys aren't reading books because they went to Jupiter to get more stupider
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
spreading false rumors that your political opponent went to ohio is pretty fucked up
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lenny "Luigi" Briscoe
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i just got back from baby monkeys house and he wanted me to give you this mango piece with a bite already taken out of it
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When 2chainz said “she got a big booty so i call her big booty” in 2012 they laughed. Well is any body laughing now. No
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i knocked it over because i was trying to post these coffee cans that pissed me off
guys making shitty faces on coffee cans
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heavy is the crown that weighs a lot
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two cats briefly not fighting
A small silky grey cat and a large fluffy white cat with grey points. They are up to no good like Lep in the Hood
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Sage Smelley
Sage Smelley
Positions: Third Baseman, Leftfielder and First Baseman
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At the mall. Forgot how much this place sucks ass. It rules
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/10/2026
The viral video depicted a man shocking his local Sims restaurant by speaking in their native language. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Woman in long bedazzled purple top against checkerboard plane background. Text: A handsome face?
I lookup from my book. A hot bod? l spit my Sprite. A gorgeous voice?
Hush, beefy. My ears are addicted to
My CDs.

(a wonderful cologne? i turn my nose to you)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I just prefer the NFL over college because the quality of play is so much higher” let me stop you right there
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just got my Penis Learners Permit. In one year i hope to be fully licensed
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
college foot ball shouldn't have overtime... these poor boys must be anxious to resume their studies
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is typicallt how i sit at the computer
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/10/2026
why does this look like it's full of many many dead bodies
a building made to look like a face with a large hat on it, even a nose and ears sticking out
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Anne Hedonia @elephantsaxophone.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 10/10/2026
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am in the country; in some high land of lakes.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rest in peace. Beautiful words
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dudes, we’re so lucky there’s a family guy.
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