Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026spreading false rumors that your political opponent went to ohio is pretty fucked up 1892485
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Sandusky is south of Upper Sandusky for fuck's sake 100
Freedom Smells Like Mustard And Onions @chimpgod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There's a couple great amusement parks in Ohio. And Ohio is mentioned in a lot of great rock songs. 100
Anna Pilette @rednblacknwhite.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ya, no one should do that like ever.static.klipy.comDetroit Funk License PlateALT: Detroit Funk License Plate 000
Christopher Coffman 🌹 @coffmanesq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bowling for Soup wrote a whole dang song about convincing someone to come back to TX from OH 080
ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If I were president I’d just get rid of Ohio. Someone else can have it 7261
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Nobody should go to Ohio. It's a dreadful place. 230
Wiggling @daemon.church · 13/10/2026if they made an ai slop ad of talarico caught eating skyline chilli, it'd be so over. 150
epistemic crisis actor @insaanity.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I lived in Ohio for a little while in the mid-90s, and someone I met early on told me to get out as soon as possible. She said the danger was getting used to the low cost of living, starting to put down roots, then years go by and you realize you're stuck in a completely dreadful place. 000
Runnin L8 (like usual) @runnin-l8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Maybe they’re confusing him with (*gag*) Ramaswamy? 010
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"but morty you live in ohio" yeah i know which is why i can say it 62441
Dan Flanery @danflanery.bsky.social · 13/10/2026bsky.app/profile/kyle...Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.socialMy sources tell me Ken Paxton punctured his lung trying to suck his own dick. He's in the ICU right now. Please god spare him 😩🙏🙌 010
