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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

@followers4algernon.bsky.social
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Favorite New York moment: a guy was parked on a hydrant in front of my building and he got booted and was freaking out on the parking cop and my neighbor started yelling out the window antagonizing the guy and I saw my neighbor a day later with a black eye cause the guy came back and punched him.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look… that kid looks DENSE.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cat is mostly outa the bag here but if you’ve never seen this movie, put it on your list. It starts as a pretty cut and dry western and makes just about the hardest left turn in the history of film.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I once farted so bad in the mosh pit at a hardcore show that the band stopped playing and and started yelling to knock it off.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
going to north sentinel island like that evangelist but instead of trying to bring them jesus I'm going to recite all my favorite cumtown bits.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
deleting a post with 900 likes just to feel something.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rad milk died with a sword in his hands and most assuredly went to Valhalla
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
John Brown: I am worth inconceivably more to hang than for any other purpose. Caleb Hammer rubbing his eyes: It's lookin' that way. What is THIS? You financed swords? Brown: The crimes of this land will never be purged away but with blood. Hammer: May 9th. Got a broadsword. May 11th, broadsword.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How long do yall leave your Kirksmas trees up for?
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The sriracha bottle if you don’t open it the exact second you take it outa the fridge.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you ever find Taylor Hawkins attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl Taylor Hawkins?
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why, in 2026, would anyone pay attention to someone who describes themselves as a “wonk” of any variety.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
going to north sentinel island like that evangelist but instead of trying to bring them jesus I'm going to recite all my favorite cumtown bits.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the year is 1999. My friend canada and I got into an argument at school. I go home. my dial up modem screams to life. I log onto AOL AIM and I furiously set this as my away message and then I sit there and wait for everyone to ask me whats going on.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the worst thing that can happen to you on this web site is that one of your posts gains traction and get popular for a while... truly horrendous shit.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
While the west crumbles, Russia is constructing 4 new objects.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ketamine? Thats not a secret…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bro… everything
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've had the same radioshack chronomatic alarm clock radio for 25 years and the radio finally stopped working. I dont know shit about radio repair but your boy is about to learn. I got that for my 16th birthday. I had been conditioned by movies to expect a car. Its a reminder to temper expectations
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Say what you will about Howard Hughes, he at least did shit other than constantly humiliate himself and cry about it.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thinking about steampunk rockabilly and getting insanely pissed off
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m doing it. I’m imagining it and it’s fucking awesome. Hate my real life so much…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Im gonna make them kiss...
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yeah… I’m a bit of an economist myself…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At halftime they run Messi through one of these things 9 or 10 times…
The autism steamroller
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The world has come to marvel at the beautiful game, and when it’s all over they can continue to be awed by the cosmopolitan beauty and sophistication of the “Rutherford commons”
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is my favorite instagram account
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey fellas, want a lil tip on dealing with the ol battle axe? When she asks you who your “celebrity hall pass” would be, don’t say “the deaf broad from ms. Rachel” and then when she asks why you say “her magic fingers” Say something like… “Ruth Vader Gingrich on a shattered glass ceiling” 😉
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Trump is 100% at some point gonna come out and say something like, “Lindsey Graham was a great guy. It’s very sad. He didn’t like me so much at first but that’s okay. We still like him don’t we? Even if he was a a little.. you know… I’m not gonna say. Some people are saying it though…”
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All across DC, discreet male escorts are mourning the loss of a rent check…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh, you’re just finding out now? We early risers have been riffing for hours…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All across DC, discreet male escorts are mourning the loss of a rent check…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gay Icon, Lindsey Graham, dead at 71.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey fellas, want a lil tip on dealing with the ol battle axe? When she asks you who your “celebrity hall pass” would be, don’t say “the deaf broad from ms. Rachel” and then when she asks why you say “her magic fingers” Say something like… “Ruth Vader Gingrich on a shattered glass ceiling” 😉
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If they wanted to advertise RAM trucks honestly they would have to just show the parking lot at family court filled with them all taking up 2 spots. Or maybe just a good catchphrase like: RAM, because getting DUI in anything else is for pussies.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The big knight is a single grapefruit and the little knight is the entire pharmaceutical industry. Post meme.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
People talking about something that doesn’t impact me at all: I personally don’t think this is where we need to focus our efforts or attention Something that impacts me mildly: alright… listen up
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m doing it. I’m imagining it and it’s fucking awesome. Hate my real life so much…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cooking show contestant: 30 minutes isn’t a lot but I think I have a plan for these ingredients Me on the couch with a beer: nice, nice, what are we doing? Cooking show contestant: *reaches for the Arborio rice* Me OTCWaB : FOR FUCKS SAKE…
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I thought this was my fault when 10 year old me asked for a “bustier ms butterworth bottle”
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think about the puto dirt router at least once a week
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I once saw him riding around with a full sized porcelain toilet on his head.
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