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Anne Hedonia

@elephantsaxophone.bsky.social
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Companion to two ridiculous rabbits. Dabbler in music, knitting, and drawing chicago (formerly baniak on bird site)

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 16h
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Protection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 21h
my intrusive thoughts
 during fall
 young man
 there r leaves all around
 i said young man
 eat a leaf off the ground
 r5h
 i said young man
 won't they make a cool sound
 when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cat: I notice you are eating pepperoni. May I have some? Me: no, pepperoni are bad for kitties Cat: Ah, I see. So they're bad for cats, but good for humans? Me: also no
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Kodo and Sangha! @kodoandsangha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of us said this would happen. I, personally, was called “irrational” and “crazy” for stating it would occur.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 02/10/2026
Took a (very) rainy walk through the Loop tonight. I was absolutely soaked, but my camera stayed dry enough.
The pavement in Chicago is wet from a day-long rain. Street and traffic lights reflect on the stored in vivid colors. In the foreground, a person with an umbrella is an out-of-focus silhouetteCalder's Flaming - an orange, abstract metal sculpture in Chicago stands in a wet, reflective plaza. The sculpture is reflected in the rain coating the plaza's stone pavers in the evening with buildings in the background
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remarkable thing to admit
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Mx Maddison Stoff @thedescenters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are also just like, super normal, part of being human things that women shouldn't be expected to abstain from over holding men accountable for rape. Anyone suggesting otherwise should be held in suspicion as a rapist themselves imo.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
I died
A tweet:

Therapist: What's wrong?
Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce
Therapist: And who told you that?
Me: *tearfully clears throat*
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 30/09/2026
Also, as someone who writes historical romance novels about weavers and embroiderers and fabric arts — THERE AREN’T MACHINE-MADE CLOTHES, JCO, learn something some damn time!
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Brent Snavely @brentasnavely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The envelope must now have "Steal Me" printed on it in large and bold red type.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 01/10/2026
Never in my life have I seen such widespread and uncoordinated defiance of law enforcement in America. That's just stunning. Once regular people decide to start hindering the feds all by their lonesome, you've turned a corner.
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026
THERE IS NO TRANS DEBATE
THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE AND THERE ARE FASCISTS WHO WISH TO DOMINATE
AND
ELIMINATE TRANS PEOPLE
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am incensed by sexual violence, and also angry that the systems that have disappointed people are actually working as intended. A system's purpose is what it does. It's pretty hard to make progress without acknowledging that.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026
a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The "talk to me nice or I might do a bigotry" approach is NEVER effective. Don't do this.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like, genuinely, cis friends, cis followers: when you call something this administration does, something donald trump or elon musk or pete hesgeth does, "gender affirming care," as mockery, what point do you think you're making? what do you think the joke is, and who is the butt of it? stop.
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Desire is a positive, creative force to be harnessed, not satisfied. Desire constructs artistic works, builds friendships, and topples states. It overflows the confines of language and trying to reduce it to genre tags and prompts with the hope of capturing it, is a fools errand.
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The beauty of being alive in a world with other people is that we largely have no idea what we can do to satisfy the desires that drive us and we only get a taste of that satisfaction through chance encounters. Expressing desires semiotically to a machine will never result in what we *really wanted*
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The actual issue is every person . EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN ONE . Should have autonomy and respect of that autonomy And we have a LONG TERM SYSTEM that pushes people to calculate who they could get away with harming for status Instead of actually improving how we take care of us all
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fight for abortion rights is the fight for trans rights is the fight for foundational bodily autonomy for all of us. every issue is a queer issue and if you haven't realized this yet, don't worry. they'll show you.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I can really say from the other side of the pond about fraternities is that there are severe consequences for your society when you let the ritual pig fucker clubs get away with it.
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Matt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbor told me his AI company keep eating all his investors’ capital so I asked how much capital he has and he said he just goes to the market and gets more capital so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding institutional investors to AI then his CFO started crying.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bosses have made it perfectly clear what they expect out of AI and what they want to get out of it and yet there are still people on 'the left' who think we can use it for good
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another thing about fraternities is that the hazing rituals where slightly older young men would physically, mentally emotionally and sometimes even sexually abuse slightly younger young men have always disturbed and upset me greatly. And it’s really telling that I’ve seen men defend those too
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really is that simple
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Save the
Nut Rolls
(written in yellow on the first line and white on the second on a red background; it's my attempt to look like the Pearson's Salted Nut Roll packaging)
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One tangible reward of becoming an Unrepentant Vibe-Killer For Unsafe Men is that your social circle will rapidly contain fewer Unsafe Men.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fascist gestapo filth who murdered Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston 3 months ago has been identified by the Texas Tribune as Gregory Feathers.
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