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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brad Pitt & Frances McDormand: Neat Cool
Alt: Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading saying Awwwww that's cool
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
always wear a bib to a job interview to signal that you are Hungry
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Almost stepped on an ant in the gym. Mad respect, I had always assumed lifting 50 times their body weight was just something they were born with
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 21/09/2026
day's cottages, north truro, massachusetts, 1984
day's cottages, north truro, massachusetts, 1984
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Storing sniper ammo and drones in the triumphal arch is stupid. If we had a sane president the arch would function as the upper legs of a capitol defense Voltron combining all the DC monuments
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the gregarious new Barred Owl in Central Park continues giving incredible daylight views. Flew right over my head chasing a mourning dove.
Close up eye level portrait of a barred owl surrounded by vibrant green foliage
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i dont think anyone has achieved mastery of the bullshit graphic more than brass eye
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there were dozen of dolphins feeding just offshore at Rockaway Beach yesterday 🐬
Telephoto lens view of the ocean with a single dolphin’s dorsal fin breaking the surface. In the foreground a gull and cormorant look on from a rock jettyView of the ocean with a man on a stand up paddleboard a few feet away from three surfacing dolphins
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/12/2024
picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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result from that regional dialect quiz going around that says I talk most like someone from Maine. I'm from Maine so yeah
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Red-tailed hawk enjoying a rodent sashimi lunch by the Central Park Lake
A red tailed hawk perches in a tree, talons bloody, glaring towards the camera with the back half of a rat hanging out of its mouth
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Favorite line from this season of Reacher
Scene in a morgue. The coroner is saying “a garbageman reported a smell from a dumpster.”
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you had read the novels you’d know there were originally twelve Beatles but eight were destroyed in the Fall of Liverpool
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
DENNIS
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
working this into my next DJ set
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dobby’s grave is surrounded by menacing spikes and inscribed stelae warning “THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR”
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When I talk about “Woke 1” I’m talking about the new name of Boba Fett’s ship
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"She just died? Wow. I didnt know that." Trump reacts to demise of Stoned Wheat Thins
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A What?
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I lost it at United 93's solo routine
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey, Everybody, Let's Put On An Avant-Garde Show!
Published:

March 28, 2002

Say, gang, did you hear the news? Rotten old Banker Mudge wants to tear down our clubhouse and put up a big office building in its place. Can you believe it? Us kids will have no place to go! Well, doggone it, I won’t stand for it, and neither should any of the other kids here in Gurdeyville! I just know if we put our thinking caps on, we can figure a way out of this jam.

Wait… I got it! We’ll raise the money to stop Banker Mudge by putting on a show! An avant-garde show!

I know what you’re thinking: “Jeez, Mickey, we only know about stickball and skipping rope, not avant-garde dramatics!” But I tell you, gang, absurdist theater is in my blood! My pop used to be the artistic director of an experimental playhouse in Greenwich Village during the heyday of the Fluxus movement, and my great-grandmaw served drinks at the Cabaret Voltaire, which was just about the most important Dadaist theater in WWI Zurich. Even though I’m only 13, I’ve picked up enough from them to direct us a swell show.
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
sharks, the pitch is simple. a Super Smash Bros type game featuring every minor league baseball mascot
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you pause Air Bud when the referee is flipping through the rulebook you can see it says “No Negro, Irish, or Chinese shall be permitted to play Basket - Ball”
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Shy suitor at the feast spending years petting Odysseus’ cat
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dug Lunch
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
KEN JENNINGS: Tom Stall is a diner owner from Millbrook, Indiana. You had some tough customers visit your establishment, is that right? TOM [only now realizing he's on national TV]: Ahh.. best, best not to talk about it,
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Moby Dick audiobook got to the Cetology chapter and it’s over 30 mins
Christian Bale in American Psycho eyes closed serenely listening to something with headphones
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Don’t care if I can be called a New Yorker or not. Just don’t call me late to dinner
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
1991
enesco garfield figurine, 1981

garfield hitting a computer and it says “compute this sucker”
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
if you're ever anxious or panicky just close your eyes and imagine John Travolta. he's smiling, and you're cycling through different berets to put on him like a character creator, and he’s smiling
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Scarlet Tanager in Brooklyn today 🟥⬛️
A scarlet tanager bird with a vivid red body and black wings perches against a backdrop of green leaves
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
go birds
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
finally saw AMADEUS and why did no one tell me Conner O'Malley was in it
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Julian @autoames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Are you sick of Geese being everywhere and wanna get tuned into good Brooklyn bands that are under the radar? Why not check this out? nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...
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MONDO COOL!, by No Jersey
10 track album
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
karaoke bars should have an option for people who can't sing good to do recitations. reading Ozymandias or the Gettysburg Address or the USS Indianapolis speech with the little ball bouncing on the words
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
gonna be in my head all weekend
screenshot of Tim Faust's VICE article "I played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I got Kicked Out" but the song is Afroman's 'Lick 'em Low Lisa'
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's Toat Tuesday AND St. Patrick's Day -- the next time this will happen is 15,000 years from now
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
ARAGORN: Look — Gollum scat. LEGOLAS: My elf nose smells Gollum over there. GIMLI: It’s nice being out on The Hunt for Gollum with you guys.
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
it's preventative. it's to prevent "The President's Neck Is Missing" starring Troy McClure
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 26/02/2026
To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.
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