Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 17mHow do you pronounce “buttfloss.” Is it buttflows or buttefloss 120
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 9hThey’re calling him the Micheal B Jordan of being Micheal Jordan 020
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 19hI store my tooth brush in a pile of razor blades in my bathroom so that every night when I’m reaching for the brush i am reminded of the terrors of tooth decay 0100
Reposted by Dead IversonSentient ai please DM me @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Estonia ❤️❤️ NATO ally!!!!!!!!! #America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎☮️☮️☮️🕊️ 112
Reposted by Dead IversonJordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 23hMy brain is five years old. And i have never heard of “Psychology” in my life 053
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 23hBeing land invaded and forced into cultural re-education by a foreign power would be such a learning experience 160
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watched “the Chris Hansen Movie” by Robert Patterson. Phoebe Bridges explains what nine inch nails is to a Texas police officer holding an AR-15. It’s Robern Patterson’s gayest role yet. Time will tell if he can top LGBTQ+ icon Chris Hansen 0142
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chuck Norris is a devoted Christian, loving husband, and is father of the year 030
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Then they came for those who have ever made a Chill Vibes or Road Trip playlist, and I did not speak out because I wasn’t on a road trip and my vibes were not chill at that time 083
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can just walk in the movie theater without paying. Nobody even works there and if they did they wouldn’t give a shit 0180
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[i radio in to HQ] tthe balls touched the water. I repeat 040
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My Guyalisis clinic exists to provide men with a masculine and affirming space where they can drink NA beer and watch football beneath a comforting moose taxidermy while they get their fucked up kidneys turned inside out 010
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They’re calling my science more dismal than economics yet somehow sweeter than pugilism 010
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They’re calling my science the most dismal. Far more dismal than your so-called economics 091
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We need new drugs. Every thing we use is boomer and gen X garbage 170
Reposted by Dead IversonIllegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i want my cell phone to inject me with substances 1243
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The library of Alexandria was mostly sophós slop 0111
Reposted by Dead IversonHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If Hozier was from ancient Egypt it's unlikely that his work would have survived. Curious. 1121
Reposted by Dead Iversonmr sophistication @goodcraz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout 061
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I understand Nathan Fielder. I too would love to hang out at home with Elizabeth Holmes and the ensorcelled thrall-man from which she has extracted the fluids required for human birthing. We would all have a great time together sitting in perfectly dark rooms 161
Reposted by Dead IversonIllegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the calvin pissing sticker is child pornography 🗣️ 0252
Reposted by Dead IversonIllegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One hundred dollars 2172
Reposted by Dead IversonVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they're called wheelbarrows because we'll barrow 5656
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m making special bracelets and hats that divert more 5g and radio signals into your mind and body. Wifi signals and EMF is like creatine for you’re mind. It’s the reason why air traffic controllers are so mentally powerful mysterious and stoic 0141
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Christian’s don’t suffer from depression God just removes it from them if they ask 0110
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time the AI generates a freaky fucked up eyeball on someone’s shoulder that’s me. My eyeball, looking at you 060
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Go ahead. Track my smelly dirty ass bummy data you loser 020
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s nothing wrong with being on my phone . I’m immune to the negative effects 0184
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A woman just unhinged her jaw to swallow her own child whole right in front of everyone 080
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love the Saw trap eyeball removal device that is the peephole on our apartment door 070
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Friends family love and coworkers are all distractions that keep you from fulfilling your ultimate purpose 290
