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Velour Shirt @object.works · 40m
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I was around 25 years old when I learned that Charles and Ray Eames were not brothers
Charles and Ray Eames viewing slides on a lightbox
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 4h
lol
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
look at that sexy beast
Melvin, a western painted turtle, basking under a UVB bulb. His extended neck is striped with brown and yellow. His carapace and the edge of his shell are orange.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
I never saw this one back in the day
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Adam Whittaker Snavely @snaves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buffalo Bills Mandate of Heaven has arrived
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a Bills hoodie
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
It's insane that this only has 49k likes on YouTube
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Who Crapped on Johnny Depp's Bed?
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
We need a really bad commercials thread on here
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Canada Dry
YouTube video by w. wayne arrants
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 28/09/2026
Also squirts when you chomp into it
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 28/09/2026
Nothing good on this site today
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Dying Homer Simpson beer opener
YouTube video by chaoscontroldigizine
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 28/09/2026
Rewatching Fargo and I had forgotten about "unguent, I need unguent"
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 27/09/2026
He chose Texas
cursed photo from the cat person article. Close up of a bearded open mouth man kissing a closed mouth woman
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 27/09/2026
Did anyone ask Nelson Mandela if he remembered seeing the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia?
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
Petunia loves a good track suit
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
Non zero chance he ruined the American empire to keep us from seeing the pee tape among other things
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
me after our picky eater kid now likes hummus
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
A very high me just squealed out loud when I saw this
Apple Music trending album for Can fans blurb. It's a live album from 1975 called Live in Arles
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
Helping my mom with dementia last week didn't teach me about good days and bad days. It taught me that pushing too hard on needed changes gives her more bad days
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
Bluesky sucks for spreading fake rumors
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
This was so good
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
Back in the north. Thank god.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/09/2026
I got food poisoning from soup. Am I in dad hell
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my sister’s husband did not get me this job so that you could just waltz in with your americano and your two napkins and just shit all over four proud months of tradition at Pyooblr, the number 2 pube grooming app
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 25/09/2026
The official vehicle of the Hampton Roads area is a Coyote V8 engined Mustang with straight pipes, tinted windows and a "send nudes" bumper sticker
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 25/09/2026
Norfolk, VA excellence
A plastic yard shed converted into a manger scene with plastic Mary, Joseph and Jesus figures. The shed is strewn with beer bottles, twisted tea cans, leaves and a weedwacker
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 24/09/2026
I love that the heating grates were kept in the floor of my mom's turn of the century home all of these years. They are so charming. You can flick your boogers straight in there
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 24/09/2026
Horse ebooks tweet that says "everything happens so much"
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 24/09/2026
The Quibi guy is back!
Mouse from The Matrix telling the crew that Morpheus is fighting Neo
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 24/09/2026
I hate Flock cameras, but I wish that more people could understand that not every license plate reader is nefarious. Some of them are protecting vulnerable groups from harm and have zero connection to any external database
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 23/09/2026
I'm hungry. I sure could go for a
Sandwich shop named Regular Ass Sandwich
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 23/09/2026
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 23/09/2026
Congratulations to alpha news on their new maniac correspondent. I think it's a great fit.
becka thompson side by side in YouTube thumbnail with Liz Collin.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 23/09/2026
What enterprising Mainer is going to draw an image of this check with chalk on the sidewalk outside Collins' Bangor home
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
I know better than to click on the trending "fat bear week" link
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
Does anyone remember this fever dream of a movie getting released during Covid? David Cross and Debra Messing star in a movie. OK that's a pretty weird combo. David's character crosses a national forest collecting moths and butterflies for a month because his wife (Debra) has cancer. WTF
en.wikipedia.org
The Dark Divide - Wikipedia
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
"the problem with the left is that we're too empathetic to people with mental health issues and that's why we'll never produce a viable assassin" is Kyle Kinane's most "it's true but he shouldn't say it" bit
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
Fact is, we went to war an' now there ain't no goin' back... If it's a lie, then we fight on the lie.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
New McLaren logo
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
I understand the pain that all of you are carrying, but I wanted to relay that I was just on hold with Jitterbug support for my mom's cell phone for the last 45 minutes and the agent had a head cold and sniffled in my ear between every sentence
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
Last week, the longlists for the National Book Awards were announced. Among the 20 authors in the fiction and nonfiction categories, nearly all are straight white males. Most are also on the political right, some even on the far right. Remarkably, mainstream media outlets haven’t reported this, perhaps because they don’t think it’s noteworthy. It’s as if we were living in 1956 rather than 2026.

If you’re scratching your head at this “news,” well, it’s because I made it up. Or rather, I inverted the particulars about the authors’ identities and their political views to make a point: If today, as a reader, you recoil at the thought of a time in which minorities were systematically marginalized when it came to the literary world’s public honors (and so much else), shouldn’t you also recoil now that the tables have been almost completely turned? And if you object to the right’s efforts to politicize the arts, won’t you also object when the efforts come from the left?
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 22/09/2026
Thank you for waiting. Did you know that you can pay your bill online?
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
Your top ten TV shows from this century aren't really that interesting because of the overlap. It's your outliers that people should know about
Terriers TV show promo imageCrazy Ex Girlfriend promo image
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
Thyroid conditions: Grave's disease - boring name Hashimoto's disorder - criterion collection sounding name
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
Attn: @helldude.bsky.social
Reddit thread asking if sardines are getting held up in the strait of Hormuz
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
Showing this to everyone as a means of justifying my meager collection of watches
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 21/09/2026
That bitch Jake from State Farm can't do this
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