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heathcliff, but frog

@hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
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heathcliff is canonically frog now. former operator of cowtoolsdaily

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 18h
I'm going to make a competing movie where a guy gets swallowed by a whale but he actually has like a chill time in there
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 30/09/2026
i have been asked to leave the craft table at this kids b day
a strand of thin polymer clay beads, brown gold, white, red, and gray all lined up to form something resembling a lit cigarette
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/09/2026
if they ever invent a cup that makes it out of the car and back into the house on the first trip, it's over for you fools
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/09/2026
tickles are the candy of the soul
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026
the ADHD dread of forgetting exactly where in my home i put down my glasses, but having a creeping feeling it was not one of the Usual Spots(tm)
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connor clang @connorclang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
only the second most american arizona flavor
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Canada steps up, kicks eagle in balls, power-chugs liquid cheese
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/09/2026
very based of Arizona to do America the Beverage and make it suck ass
a hand holding a can of Arizona Sparkling Patriotic Punch fruit juice cocktail. the can has an AI-looking blue and white bald eagle on it and fireworks against a red sky
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 24/09/2026
Hey look my helmet gimmick I did it
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026
for sale: shoes that eat your feet. worn once.
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Rumble from the Transformers with speech balloon.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026
this touched my arm on a plane. heinous.
photo taken from seat level of a person in a grey hoodie with a black backpack. there is a loose toothbrush in the mesh side pocket of the backpack, bristles out just waiting to touch whatever.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 19/09/2026
for sale: shoes that eat your feet. worn once.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
With a “SWAK’ sound effect, Batman punches a guy so hard his Heathcliff mask flies off head.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/07/2025
i want the story
a small room at a library with floor-to ceiling windows and a glass door. a piece of paper taped to the door, in big red letters, says "Please note: Study cube is NOT sound-proof"
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 30/06/2026
an app for movie protagonists to find the nearest unlocked empty church where they can talk out loud to the jesus statue. PrayerBnB.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 16/09/2026
listening to Older by they might be giants and realized that in the time it takes to listen to Older, Older gets one 'Older' older
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Might as well try to post some of my formline art!! Here’s a collection of animals!! 🦦🦭🍊🐦 #formline
A formline illustration of a symmetrical otter head. The otter is coloured in navy blue and extremely pale green, while the background is a solid light grass green.A formline Illustration of a harbor seal. The seal is coloured in dark teal blue and light blue, while the background is a solid light yellow.A formline Illustration of a capybara with an orange on its head. The capybara is coloured in light yellow and orange while the background is a solid dark maroon red.A formline Illustration of a chickadee bird. The chickadee is coloured with dark navy blue and desaturated light yellow while the background is a solid desaturated blue-grey.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAL
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 15/09/2026
welp. i guess i gotta admit this was not the stupidest thing ever.
screenshot of Oscar Isaac in Rise of Skywalker saying "somehow, palpatine returned"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 15/09/2026
welp. i guess i gotta admit this was not the stupidest thing ever.
screenshot of Oscar Isaac in Rise of Skywalker saying "somehow, palpatine returned"
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 14/09/2026
Please share and please see link in reply! the Roadless Rule is so important to much of the USA's last scraps of true wilderness. The rule is at risk of being repealed but we can still bitch *directly at* the people in charge of that decision!
youtu.be
It's Time to Save America's Most Important Land
YouTube video by Make Thing With Hand
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 14/09/2026
Please share and please see link in reply! the Roadless Rule is so important to much of the USA's last scraps of true wilderness. The rule is at risk of being repealed but we can still bitch *directly at* the people in charge of that decision!
youtu.be
It's Time to Save America's Most Important Land
YouTube video by Make Thing With Hand
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 13/09/2026
baby
side view of a small monarch caterpillar perched at the beautiful light pink flowers of a swamp milkweed plant, diligently munching on one.the same little monarch caterpillar, now face on, munching away on the petal of delicate pink swamp milkweed bloom.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 10/09/2026
you think it's bad listening podcast hosts try to recall a fact you know? i got a filling today and while my mouth was full of fingers and tools the dentist was talking to her hygienist like "what's his name? he was inspector gadget.. and ferris bueller... married to sarah michelle gellar..."
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 08/09/2026
so cellar door is the most beautiful english phrase but what is the worst? i nominate mustard plug
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 03/09/2026
Happy birthday Heathcliff !
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tonight's the night 🧼
Russ Berrie mug with illustration of a bear relaxing in a heart-shaped tub above text reading "Tonight's the night."
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 31/07/2023
Heathcliff, but it's "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants, a thread:
The fish market workers take refuge on the fish market roof and look down to the street where the fire-breathing Chihuahua is blasting a jet of flame at their storefront. Heathcliff stands smugly by holding a freshly pilfered fish. One of the workers says, "Everything is catching, Yes, everything is catching on fire."
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 28/06/2026
i don't really care who wins, i just hope both the flatworms who are sword fighting with their penises to try to impregnate each other have fun
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 31/08/2026
ever assemble a plate of nachos so bangin that a full-res photo would be obscene?
a pixelated pic of bangin nachos
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 31/08/2026
ever assemble a plate of nachos so bangin that a full-res photo would be obscene?
a pixelated pic of bangin nachos
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will the rich ever catch a break that isn't tax related? Guest contributor Barbara Cochring doesn't think so in this op-ed calling for collective action against the tyranny of the working class. Read her diatribe exclusively at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/sweet-the-...
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Sweet! The Rich!
It's High Time America's Wealthy Elite Finally Organize Against Their Working Class Oppressors
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 29,1949
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN WHEN SHE NOTICES A BOY IN A THIRD STORY WINDOW 
NANCY CALLS UP TO HIM
NANCY: HELLO UP THERE
BOY IN WINDOW: HELLO 

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NANCY: ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE?
BOY IN WINDOW: YEP

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NANCY: I THINK WE CAN BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS  

P4- WE SEE FROM THE BOYS VIEW FROM THE WINDOW, HE SEES NANCY STANDING ACROSS THE STREET, IN FRONT OF A OPEN AIR MOVIE THEATRE
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 29/08/2026
fyi i learned how to pick locks so i guess i'm just on the honor system with y'all now
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spooper @godzilla-lives.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/08/2026
what up new moots how big them shoes in them boots can you dance can you scoot hell let's all give a hoot c'mon y'all let's sing fer moots
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ascension of jeffy
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smol busty goblin @callmesmols.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the glass of water you're drinking right now? that's called america
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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 27/08/2026
gamer girl bathwater is america's bathwater
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renée 🌊🌈🍀 @gelatobear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💧 friends in the pool #art
Two small crabs in an illustration of a popular poolrooms scene, a bright white pool tile room with clear blue water.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 27/08/2026
if elected i promise to name even more water america
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
here's to you, pardner 🍻
Tall glass stein with yellow, white, and black mug depicting Snoopy and Woodstock at a bar holding their own full steins.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We found the cartoonist whose identity I've been puzzling over for years... It's @hausofdecline.bsky.social who I just worked with and met in person at TCAF? Okay then, thanks internet!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Atarial @atarialart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
second to last portrait is tash! someone i've wanted to draw for a while :D i haven't drawn the early season tng uniform before so that was good to tick off :D one more to go! and then a final piece for the anniversary day #startrek #tng #art #tashayar #denisecrosby
portrait of tasha from star trek, portrait is from the waist up and has a starry galaxy background.
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/08/2026
an all-time fave Far Side came up in the calendar today. in 4th grade I re drew this at 8×10 size, colored it in, and glued it to the front of the folder I kept all my other drawings in
Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. a diver at the bottom of the ocean looks up to see the boat his air line is running to is sinking on top of him
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