BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2hidk, I think Utah is probably a tear down situation. you can remodel all you want, those Mormons are gonna keep coming back 010
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18h-sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood med lab technologist who is like a solid 4 on a good day 1280
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20hone of the reasons why I don't like exercise is that your reward for doing it consistently is then having to put even more effort into it 0131
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026each day my anxiety and depression battle for dominance over my mental state like the shittiest kaiju imaginable 1196
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026"it's fine for them to choose that lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to shove it into everyone's faces" is what conservatives say about gay people, but I personally find it to be more true about morning people 2234
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026do you sit in your car and have your coffee and pastry even though there are ample tables in the cafe, or do you not have social anxiety? 2306
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026why am I 0% surprised that they made it look like a 14 year old girl I guess at this point I'd be more surprised if they didn't do that 0100
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