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BAJA BLAST BLAINE

@shrekromancer.gay
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the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq pfp @sidvicious.ca banner @kjtattoos.com

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2h
idk, I think Utah is probably a tear down situation. you can remodel all you want, those Mormons are gonna keep coming back
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 12h
Every day thousands of you come together to ignore my posts. And I respect that.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 17h
they are disproportionately hot, but like...on a much broader spectrum of hot than just Hollywood hot, if that makes sense?
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18h
hell yeah, good for her
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18h
-sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood med lab technologist who is like a solid 4 on a good day
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18h
every single sci-fi movie, for some reason:
sign that says "hot lab staff only"
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20h
I save them, but only because liquor stores here collect them for recycling
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20h
one of the reasons why I don't like exercise is that your reward for doing it consistently is then having to put even more effort into it
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s always “your ADHD is bad” and never “I love how many subplots you’re able to fit in one story”
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 08/10/2026
my physical build is best described as "Groverhaus-esque"
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*manager walks by while in line at burger king* ME: *whispers to date* that's the burger king
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/10/2026
cool bulbs are acceptable for the kitchen/bathroom *only*
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/10/2026
people who can tolerate cool toned lighting in bedrooms are built different than I am
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 05/10/2026
due to lab budget cuts, our centrifuge has been sold on facebook marketplace. effective immediately in all protocols, staff will substitute centrifugation with swinging samples around their heads rapidly
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 04/10/2026
sound bath? you mean when I blast shitty EDM in my car loud enough to rattle my skeleton in order to pretend I'm not having thoughts?
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 27/09/2026
with the advent of AI data centers, I have finally stopped being the biggest waste of everyone's time and resources
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky fucking pillow
An “All Positions PLUS” pillow
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 24/09/2026
it's all just different toppings on the same shit sundae
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23/09/2026
like, which fucking swamp witch did we annoy in a past life to deserve this
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23/09/2026
bad hearing + speed reading is a highly cursed combo you need subtitles, but that also ruins all of the surprises/jokes before they actually happen on screen
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Black and white manga. Batman looks off towards panel right and asks, "Oh! And how can he be so nimble?!"
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calgon take me to funky town
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 22/09/2026
youtu.be
What in the goddamn...?
YouTube video by Valde
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 22/09/2026
I can't even use the dad bod excuse (unless being a bird parent counts)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/09/2026
Yesterday my day was ruined when I saw that someone straight-up stole my shirt design and is selling it as their own. I've been trying to be nice this year, but I am going to find this person and ruin their life. The shirt I'm talking about (now with janky watermark)
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Fix Your Hearts or Die Shirt Twin Peaks Gordon Cole - Heather Black XS-5X - Etsy
This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item by inkdoubt has 72 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Sep 11, 2026
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 21/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
artwork by Birdhism of a turkey vulture wearing a flower crown of roses. they look a bit like they're smiling
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do any other first names mean horny or is it just Randy
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
woke up last night to jot down an important idea and it was this
A cropped phone note that says “Underwater Frankenstein”
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026
each day my anxiety and depression battle for dominance over my mental state like the shittiest kaiju imaginable
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/09/2026
"it's fine for them to choose that lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to shove it into everyone's faces" is what conservatives say about gay people, but I personally find it to be more true about morning people
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/09/2026
they're giving me a purple check for being a verified fucken sicko
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
a second popup has hit the app
new pop up

invite your friends
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they paved leisure time, and put up a maxxxing mart
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026
do you sit in your car and have your coffee and pastry even though there are ample tables in the cafe, or do you not have social anxiety?
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/09/2026
why am I 0% surprised that they made it look like a 14 year old girl I guess at this point I'd be more surprised if they didn't do that
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
needed this reminder today: it’s okay to have some things you never get over
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