Sign in

Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@comiccontext.bsky.social
20K followers 2.5K following 12K posts

Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.

PostsRepliesMedia
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 14m
In the rain, Batman is down on one knee looking at an attractive woman lying on a pile of rocks. Her eyes stare lifelessly upward. Whe's wearing a red, spagetti strap evening dress and matching gloves to her elbows.
Batman says, "DAMN. It's Monica."
8332
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 2h
Sky view of a jungle. A river twisting through the middle. From a yellow rectangle in the jungle, a question:
"What sort of MATERIALS did this supply-hut contain?"
Someone replies, "Nothing unusual! Shovels, hammers, dynamite...why do you ask, TARZAN?"
2478
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 4h
#HalJordanRuinsEverything
In what looks like a forest, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is hovering just above the ground talking to a profesionally dressed Carol Ferris.
Carol says, "Slow down. Who IS this 'Arsia'?"
Hal Jordan looks over his shoulder back at her. "I never told you about her? Funny, I thought I'd--doesn't matter. She's part of my PAST. That's all."
7619
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 6h
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
816636
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 8h
White background. Head and shoulder image of Wildheart from Alpha Flight.
Narration: "Alpha Flight's WILDHEART."
Long blond hair. Red and grey costume. His eyes, ears and lower part of his face are uncoverd by the mask. His fists are clenched in front of him. 
Wildheart side eyes thinking, "Ordinarily, I'd be HAPPY to engage in a brawl--."
5414
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16h
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
White background. Logo of Gold Key Club Comics and the subittle, "MINI-COMICS".A pleasant partly cloudy day ,, a man on a grassy area smiles as he looks upward apparently humping a tree. Surely his application will be accepted by the FBI. 
5292
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 18h
#HalJordanRuinsEverything
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is in a green glowing room charging his power ring, his lantern on an inexplicably brown table. Hal's head swirls around to look over his right shoulder in surprise.
"Something's WRONG! SOMEONE IS IN THIS ROOM!!"
10725
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 20h
Spider-Man swings in a yellow sky, pink clouds over a building and snowy forest area. 
He tells the reader, "Remember that and you'll always be a champion--whether they give you a gold medal for it or not!"
5648
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 22h
Jim Aparo panel. We see Commissioner Gordon from right profile yelling to a phone, "YES, YES...BATMAN'S playing vigilante again! Besides, you couldn't hold the girl anyway! No evidence...no case! Release her, you boob!"
6507
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Silver Age panel. Outer space, a rocket ships flies from left to right of the panel over a planet and a moon in the lower left corner. From within the ship someone thinks, "I'm indestructable! (Sob) Indestructable!"
710225
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A skeleton is seen from a sitting position from head and shoulders. His bony hands resting over the eyeholes. 
Narration: "Even the ORPHAN KING can be heard sobbing."
67612
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black background. A man in a white button down shirt is standing up from what looks like a desk chair. He's pointing his right index finger in the air. His face and forearms are disfigured - like melting. He says, "EXCUSE me, won't you? Be right back."
4465
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#DamnLettersToTheEditor
"Dear Editor,
I think the Legion of Super-Heros should be in the movies. If they do, here's who I think should play some of the roles: Cosmic Boy--Fabian; Saturn Girl--Diane McBain; Sun Boy--Tucker Smith; Bouncing Boy--Tommy Kirk; Mon-El--Rick Nelson; Supergirl--Tuesday Weld; Pete Ross--Troy Donahue."
10288
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Golden Age panel. Orange background. A man in a 3 piece green suit faces toward us pinching his nose as he looks at a man who we can only see in shadow in the lower right panel. 
"WHAT A HORRIBLE ODOR!" exclaims green suit man.
Other man replies, "It's intensity is causing the food to spoil. Come, let's find out where it's coming from!"
4422
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
A darkened Silver Age bedroom. Two twin beds. One occupied. A woman stands dressed in front of an open door.
Narration: "A cool night wind blows through an open doorway into a motel room where Sue Dinby stands fully dressed...."
She says, "My husband's asleep! He will not know that I am going out with you!"
5416
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man is knocked backward, a handgun dropping from his hand as a green arrow runs through the palm of his hand. His face grimacing in pain as he yells, "Motherf--AAIIEEEE!"
3746
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot pink background. Black letters: "CHAPTER 3: Lima, Ohio."
5296
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lavender background indicating dusk. Captain America is seen head to knee, holding his shield over his left arm. Scaffolding behind him. He looks downward and thinks, "CAPTAIN AMERICA...America itself, the ENEMY. I don't like the way that feels not one bit. What am I doing here? Who am I trying to help?"
818345
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Golden Age panel of Superman standing on one knee on what looks like a roof of a bus. Trees and what looks like a red dumpster (though probably not that) in the background. 
Superman says, "Lois wouldn't be so self-satisfied if she could get an earful of THIS!"
4739
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Solid red background. From the right side of the panel we see the left profile of Jocasta's head downcast. 
She says, "--ever since ULTRON drained part of THE WASP'S essence into an adamatium shell to create me, I've wanted to be human. And yet, times like this make that dream seem all the more futile. Why does human life always--ALWAYS-- have to end after such an unfair length of time?"
5534
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Close up of an angry Red Skull, flashing his pearly white teefs as he yells, "That HURT didn't it, SCHWEIN?! It is but a TASTE of things to come--from my ARMCHAIR OF DEATH!"
14876
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gene Colon panel. Daredevil and Black Widow stand outside in a neighborhood, yelling at downcast people as the Widow watches, wearing a trenchcoat. 
"What's the MATTER with you people? Don't you have anything BETTER to do? Go ON! Get OUT of here, you VOYEURS! Go home and watch KOJAK or something! JUST LEAVE US ALONE!"
1530681
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MondayMorning
Image of Batman, he is slumped but setting up against a yellow wall, his legs on the ground and spread while little Asterix around his head indicate he is disoriented.”
511119
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Star Comic: A surprised boy - maybe no older than 12 - holds a notebook in one hand as he is wide-eyed shocked staring at a vase almost as tall as him. From inside the vase comes someone whispering, "Yeah! Stick your head this FOURTH DYNASTY VASE!" 
88812
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The narration does all the work here: "Home for the weekend, Brandy Clark descends into herr father's basement workshop...to find ROM, Space-Knight!"
89711
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Silver age, Teen Titans, Robin, Kid Flash and Speedy walk through a dilapidated hallway. The silhouettes of rats are seen in the four ground. Robin says, “This way… If this is a trap, let’s see how well laid it is”
3719
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steve Ditko panel. Machine Man in his secret identity, wearing a lavender suit and blue tie holds his hands palm facing forward, flanked by two men also in suits on either side of him. One of them says, "Concentrate on the real issues of the campaign: inflation, unemployment and foreign policy!" 
"Stop worrying!" says Machine Man.
55810
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Close up of a woman seen head and neck, head turned to the right and side eyeing someone behind her, "Why isn't salvation ever located in a nice quiet park? This is exhausting"
2586
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Masthead of DC's G.I. Combat, issue 53. Above the title logo. the 10-cent comic offers, "FREE! Ice cream coupon worth 10-cents."
5325
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Black background. Dr. Strange faces us. His face illuminated by his third eye.
He says, "Let the Eye of Agamotto peer deep into your mind...to see what there is to see...."
6566
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Narrow vertical rectangular panel. A good old fashioned DC Comics roll call of the Freedom Fighters: (top down) Uncle Sam, Roy Lincoln, the Human Bomb; Sandra Knight, Phantom Lady: Happy Terrill, The Ray; Darrel Dane, Doll Man; Thomas Wright, Black Condor; Rod Reilly, Firebrand."
5586
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White background, Silver Age panel. Linda Danvers in her brown wig with the pigtails holds a steno pad. She holds her right index finger to her right cheek and thinks, "But that was several years AFTER bab-SUPERMAN's rocket reached Earth. SUPERBOY was already growing up in Smallville! That's why I'm YOUNGER than my cousin! Now I'll go back to my diary...."
7696
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Clear blue sky, In foreground is a purple building with the only word visible being "Center". From inside two voices:
"How...how're you doing, Jack?"
"Just fine, Johnny!"
4333
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White background. Narration: "Spider-Woman's FREE!"
Handcuffs just seem to fall free from Spider-Woman's (Jessica Drew) wrists as she says, "--though perhaps not quite the way you expect."
46610
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Head and shoulder close up of a pained, sweating Abigail Holland. Through clenched teeth she says, "What kind of a world, Chester? What kind of future? It's going to be like it's ALWAYS been. A life spent fighting monsters and depravity."
611923
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spider-Man holds a human sized grenade under his left arm. His right hand is just pulling out the pin. He thinks, "DARE I?"
15548145
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solid black background. Camelot 3000. King Arthur sits on his throne. Left elbow on the arm of the chair his resting in his left hand as he says, "...I'm very TIRED."
1317840
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solid black background. A living room a thin, frail, sad-appearing woman with red hair stands, her right forearm heavily bandaged. Her arms across her chest in a frightened stance. Another woman, sitting in the lower left corner of the panel says, "You look much better today. Hopefully the PAIN has passed? As if.
2505
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Head to toe image of dude standing, thoughtful look on his face as he self narrates: "--and start acting like a MAN! Yes.... It's finally TIME!"
3214
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horizontal rectangular panel of Jubilee and Wolverine. Jubilee says, "This is the SECOND time in two days that I've been splattered with DISGUSTING SLIME--"
Wolverine replies, "There's nothing on you, Jubilee--he's messin' with our minds."
4549
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mary Marvel in her white costume is karate chopping solid rock or something with sound effects of "CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK" while off panel someone says, "Compound #127 has a lower melting point- the consistency of heavy cream!"
3356
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Solid red background. With a "ZOK" sound effect, Batman (his back to us) apparently decks a man we see only part of a left arm and torso getting knocked backward. Batman has his head turned over his left shoulder to ask someone, "Why do you say NO--when the answer is obviously YES!"
5624
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As seen by someone hovering above, Venom is getting up from the grass, one knee up, the other knee still down. His hands in the air in possible exasperation. Long tongue slithering out. He says to whomever above, "Are you in LEAGUE with those who would do us HARM?"
811020
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steve Lieber panel. Cursive at the top says, "FEATURING:" Below is headshot image of Metamorpho. Tight Smile, no teeth (And can you blame him? His latest book got cancelled faster than "Ten Speed and Brown Shoe" - look it up, my Millenial and Gen Z friends.) The background is light green with siloettes of German shepards. Caption reads: "Metamorpho--the big hero!"
49313
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neil Adams panel. Smirking Superman stands behind Smiling Jimmy Olsen in the Fortress of Solitude. Jimmy rests his left palm on top of a glass case containing blue boots. Jimmy says, "Ha, ha! Poor BATMAN was a CHUMP to bet his boots against our team that year, SUPERMAN!" The sign behind reads "BATMAN'S BOOTS won by Superman-Olsen Team 1965".
109216
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Silver age panel of balding elderly man with white walrus mustache and hair. His finger rests on a button on an unidentifiable machine.
He thinks, "I wonder--REALLY wonder--what frontier the robot brain will reach when I push this button? Here goes!"
Stupid AI bro.
69325
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fantastic Four's The Thing (Ben Grimm) seen head and shoulders. He wears a teal polo shirt, a scowl on his face and has a lit cigar in his mouth.
"Wise guy," he says to someone off panel.
911920
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Head and neck image of a man turning to say to somone on his right off panel, "In other words, it doesn't matter what KIND of handicaps we have or how we got them. They're all handicaps to you."
3223
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Silver Age house ad. Sgt. Rock and a soldier face down in a battle field. A "BLAM!" sound effect. A banner fills the page and says, "Sgt. Rock & the combat-happy Joes of Easy Company invite you to a battle ball in every issue of "Our Army at War!"
Sgt. Rock says, "And be sure to wear your steal pot!"
Caption at the bottom reads, "Be sure to ask for it at your favorite store!"
2325
Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Silver Age Steve Ditko panel of Peter Parker and Betty Brant at an airport. Light pink background. They stand behind a chain link fence. She points of a plane taking off.
Narration: "Meanwhile, at the airport...."
Peter asks, "How long will Ned be GONE, Betty?"
"At least six months, Peter!"
"Aw, that's too bad!" he says but thinks, "HOORAY!"
715828