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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18/10/2026

people always tell me I'm aging like wine. specifically this wine

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 17/10/2026

they're here you fuckaas bitch

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 17/10/2026

would anyone like to hazard a guess as to the official pronunciation of this software

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/10/2026

every single sci-fi movie, for some reason:

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 21/09/2026

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

artwork by Birdhism of a turkey vulture wearing a flower crown of roses. they look a bit like they're smiling

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 04/09/2026

my pettiest of pet peeves is the whole RAS syndrome thing (ex. "ATM machine"). these sorts of phrases fill me with rage luckily for me, my job involves seeing the words "Polymerase Chain Reaction Reaction Mix" every couple of weeks

official documentation for a tumour genetic panel from Roche (a diagnostic test manufacturing company)

the phrase "PCR Reaction Mix" is on there twice in this small section

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 02/08/2026

Paralives may be the first game where I have truly seen myself represented

Paralives (the Sims-adjacent game) character creation screen

talent: good at nothing
sleeping habits: night owl
cleaning habits: sloppy

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/07/2026

the control panel on this bad boy looks like so the "speed" button is what you'd expect. the "oscillation" button does nothing, also to be expected. the "timer" button lights up the 0.5H, 1H, etc. LED's, and automatically turns the fan off after the selected time frame. the "mode" button...welp

control panel for the fan. there is a sort of display thing with LED's that light up when a setting is selected. there are a total of 10 of these LED's, arranged in a circle, going clockwise from top left:

Low, med, high, 4h, 2h, nature, normal, sleep, 0.5h, 1h

under that are 4 square buttons, labelled mode, oscillation, speed, timer, and under those is a circular general on/off button

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/07/2026

this did not prepare me for the fact that when it is running, it does...this because I am only somewhat insane, my first reaction to this uh. feature? was to try and find the option that turned this off

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/07/2026

so I need to tell y'all about this fuck ass fan (a short thread)

silver stand fan (y'know, the classic oscillating type except it doesn't actually oscillate, more on that later) in front of a bookshelf in a bedroom with dark green and cream coloured walls

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/05/2026

these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

one of those fucking lift and peel container seals, with the stupid ass plastic tab made of the most slippery material known to man fucking kind. god just looking at it makes me mad. fuck these things to hades

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 04/05/2026

grocery store: hey, so do you wanna inevitably spend several minutes cursing whilst collecting small round objects off of the floor around and under your fridge? me: fuck yes dude, you know I do grocery store:

plastic clamshell container of blueberries

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 06/04/2026

me, leaving the house whilst being gay: alright, I'm going on a

box of Tic Tacs, specifically the "Fruit Adventure" flavour

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/03/2026

another strong contender: Sims 4 pigeons

therapist: Sims 4 pigeons aren't real, they can't hurt you
Sims 4 pigeons:

a collage of screenshots of extremely low poly pigeons on a green field with yellow flowers. they are quite ridiculous

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/03/2026

spiritually, I am a low poly Skyrim hawk

screenshot of an extremely low poly Skyrim hawk above Solitude city. it basically looks like it's made out of pieces of cardboard glued together by a 5th grader or smth, and is incredibly derpy and pathetic looking overall

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 13/03/2026

yeah, got this thermometer for you looks like that's it, got to go

dial-style yard thermometer with an illustration of deer and grouse in the snow

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/03/2026

yeah, got this hat for you looks like that's it, got to go

bucket hat with a Dan Flashes-ass loud purple, pink, yellow and teal geometric 90's style pattern

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/03/2026

yeah, got these assorted grapes for you looks like that's it, got to go

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/03/2026

yeah, got this lamp for you looks like that's it, got to go

table lamp with a base that looks like a duck, and a wicker type shade

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/03/2026

yeah, got this fish for you looks like that's it, got to go

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/03/2026

got something I'm supposed to deliver. your hands only

the courier from Skyrim, standing at the entrance to Whiterun

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/03/2026

this is literally me tho (in that I frequently have an actual parrot on my head)

pineapple green cheek conure (extremely smol, extremely cute parrot with green wings, red and yellow belly, brown head with green cheeks, a large beige-ish beak, and googly eyes sticking out to the sides of her head) standing on my head facing forward

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 26/02/2026

chef's kiss, they cooked, no notes, whatever the kids are saying these days

Album cover for Screaming for Vengeance (Judas Priest)

it is art of a fucking sick-ass robot eagle diving across a background of a red circle on yellow

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 25/02/2026

me, heading out to the weed store: well, I'm off to go

newspaper headline about gardening that says "discover the glee of grasses"

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 25/02/2026

we had these. I kinda miss them

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, a book full of random shit like trivia, jokes, articles...idk it's hard to describe but I remember liking these a lot

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23/02/2026

what's your favourite flavour of washer fluid? mine is lemon lime

jug of bright yellow windshield washer fluid

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 07/02/2026

turns out that I have in fact possessed magical powers all along

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 28/01/2026

hey baby, you lookin for a guy who knows how to handle a big piece of equipment?

12 channel 20-200 microliter Rainin multipipette. it's a weird looking piece of hand held lab equipment, used for aspirating and dispensing liquids in a 96 well PCR plate

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 26/01/2026

despite being a video game wiki, the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages contains some of the most unexpectedly raw lines I have ever seen

excerpt from the UESP Skyrim traps page, specifically the section about the damaging darkness effect in the Temple of Nocturnal

"...can, however, use light effects (such as Candlelight, Magelight, and torches) to surround yourself in light and avoid the darkness effect.

Even the use of God Mode will not stop the damage from the darkness"

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 16/01/2026

when you're going home at the end of a shitty work week, feeling like death, and then Toto's Africa comes on

Lugia in the second Pokemon movie saying "the song has restored my strength"

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 04/01/2026

messages from my dad are either barely intelligible (because he is old and does not understand how to put together a text that makes sense), or this

screenshot of a text message conversation. there is an image of a kitchen counter, atop which are several crudely chopped sticks of butter on some paper. the butter is stacked and arranged so that it looks like Stonehenge

below the image is the message "Butterhenge"

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 28/12/2025

you have been visited by the Scrungle of Immunity this ball of feathers grants you immunity to all "do x or 2026 will be shitty" posts across all platforms, and applies retroactively. also you might get a finger bite but oh well

fluffy pineapple green cheek conure parrot. she is very small, and has bright red and yellow feathers on her belly, green wings, and a brownish grey head with green and reddish accents. she is sitting on my knee (which is covered in a blanket)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 27/12/2025

a Wikipedia rabbithole led me to this Finnish drink company's website, and either google did not get the translation 100% correct, or Finland has a wider variety of drinks than I previously thought

website for Hartwall drinks. there are different categories of products, including waters, soft drinks, wines, and...tentacles (accompanied by an image of someone pulling a bucket of drink cans out of some ice)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 25/12/2025

merry Squishmas to all, and to all a good bite

extremely squishy pineapple green cheek conure parrot being held like an ice cream cone in my hand. she has very soft red and yellow feathers on her belly, and green, reddish and brown feathers on her head. her tiny cheeks are so freakin fluffy. there is a Christmas tree in the background (although I forgot to plug it in)

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