iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not pt barnum or pt cruiser but a secret third thing (ptsd) 😬

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hot honey? oh you mean MY WIFE? hehehehe

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 03/10/2026

sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from criminal negligence

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m no ophthalmologist but it feels like 182 is a lot of blinking

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can see why they market this as ‘Arnold Palmer Spiked’ since calling it Hard Arnold Palmer would make me kind of uncomfortable.

Cans of Arnold Palmer Spiked hard lemonade+iced tea.

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Maria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In the autumn of 1883, a national paper reported that "an Iowa woman has spent seven years embroidering the solar system on a quilt." Ellen Harding Baker used her stunning quilt to teach astronomy in an era when women could not attend college www.themarginalian.org/2018/12/06/e...

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Cosmic Threads: A Solar System Quilt from 1876

A serenade to the universe in wool and silk.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's a rare gift, to know where you need to be, before you've been to all the places you don't need to be.

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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

8 hours for rectangle that makes you money. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sleepy. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sad.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

to be a bear happily perched in an apple tree under a rainbow

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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

working on a theory of history called "the worst guy" theory basically whatever movement you create will eventually come to be controlled by its worst guy, and will likely be defined by its worst guy, so you gotta be really vigilant about figuring out where your threshold for worst guy is

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are you cool enough to be your own crown Gasteracantha cancriformus 🤍

The unmistakable spiny orb weaver, a magnificent stubby black orb weaver with a white oval abdomen ringed with large red spines

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nobody needs to hear this, but… The "star" key on a telephone is actually a sextile ⚹ according to ITU recommendation E.161 Many smartphone dialers get this wrong and use an asterisk *, full-width asterisk ＊, or asterisk operator ∗

Figure 2/E.161 showing a sextile and not a different star shaped symbol

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

TSA: any carry on? vulture: no thanks i already ate

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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I mistook a post about the weird AI sex cult to be about a Weird Al sex cult and needed a few hours away from the internet.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

As someone who struggles with body positivity, something about this is quite lovely From Say The Thing by Kami Orange

I once posed nude for a local art class who advertised for figure drawing models. I'd never been naked in what felt like public before and was a little nervous about being able to hold still for the length of time they requested.

Settled comfortably on a divan, I listened to music and the soft scrape of pencils on canvas for 30 min-utes. At the first break, I walked around to see how the drawings were progressing.

One artist remarked, "I love drawing bodies like yours! They're so interesting! You're art!" as he gestured to the shadows and highlights on my fat rolls that he'd sketched.

As I sat for the next 30 minutes, nude in a room full of people looking intently at my body, I considered what he'd said. I'd previously tried the body positivity technique of declaring to myself, "My body is beautiful!" but it felt too far from my current belief of "My body is a problem."

The idea that my body is interesting? That I'm art?
My body is art?

That was the bridge I needed! After that day, I've used "my body is art" as a mantra whenever I feel less than stellar about my lumps, bumps, moles, acne, and stray hairs.

Art doesn't have to be pretty or perfect. It can be grotesque or boring or maddening. As long as it makes you feel an emotion, it's art. And that's my body. I am art.

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm admittedly not an early child development expert but it does seem the ideal scenario for any baby is being collectively raised by a traveling women's professional soccer team

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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

on the subway wearing a face mask and a hillary shirt and carrying my dog - I need to unlock levels of courteous and respectful previously unknown to science

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The more you know*! *the worse you sleep

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

two mosquitoes were biting my leg at the same time like I was a dang scorpion bowl

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/09/2026

I'm not saying he's white this is about transubstantiation

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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Come back comic sans, all is forgiven

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026

As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.

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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i bought a plant in Reno just to watch it die

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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“not because the sound has stopped, but because it has become ambient, and ambient becomes invisible, and invisible becomes what you mistake for yourself.”

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/08/2026

if we ever meet intelligent aliens our first question should be "so what kind of dumplings you guys got"

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Wife: There's a new moon tonight. Me: (Grumbling) What's wrong with the old one?

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Any given fact about Beatrice Dalle creates a newer and stranger universe than the one you lived in prior to reading it

Beatrice Dalle: 'I love Christ because he invented bondage.'

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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 19/08/2026

Just learned one Yiddish word for "freckles" is zumer-shprinkelekh (זומער-שפּרינקעלעך) which is basically just SUMMER-SPRINKLES and the ancestors are being real cute again

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Actually, we're the oysters. The world is the oyster knife or something.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We are the workers of the world and we must unite to devour the time egg. The temporal means of production must be seized.

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/08/2024

got stuck with the ass part of the voltron and now that we’re all assembled I can’t fucking see what’s going on

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You don't get a cookie for doing the right thing and that's the problem with this world. Cookies are amazing. We should be giving out cookies all the time.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Chiron was known to be well-versed in medicine (having learned it from Apollo) making him the original Centaur for Disease Control

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