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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4h

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 3h

some pretty essential information about Michael Tracey having allegations that is not currently fully accessible since Bluesky banned Brit for probably stupid reasons.

(read from bottom to top)

mr pussy: "this is rich coming from someone who grabbed me and tried to make out with me at a party in college when he was piss drunk"

brit: "of course michael tracey would ask this"

in response to michael tracey: "Serious question: if he was really "blackout drunk," how do we know she didn't rape HIM?"

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 2h

“Courtney Love, aspiring fragrance blogger” is the kind of highly specific news item that really makes waves here at Jude Doyle Headquarters

Courtney Love goes to Aedes de Venustas and is active on Fragrantica and Bois de Jasmin, a series of words and phrases that I am mildly embarrassed to know the meaning of, but excited to learn nonetheless.

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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 14h

One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 18h

If Netflix can make a version of "Heated Rivalry" that's just hockey with a straight couple, I can make a version of beloved CBS drama "Touched By An Angel (1994)" that's just that angel coming to earth and fucking each and every individual person that it sees

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A lot of parents already know they need to talk about sexual violence and consent. And you do. But that’s only the tiniest piece of the puzzle. And if you don’t situate that conversation in a broader focus on gender equality, then you might do more harm than good.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Anita Sarkeesian is to blame for the Cornell 7.” It must be tiring to have this world view.

Mini Modu
@MinModulation
X.com
journalists and feminists failed to do anything to stop rape gang fraternities (which had tons of women protecting them too) and instead went after isolated teenagers playing anime JRPGs who got called f***** in the hallways as the source of all rape in the world
12:50 PM • 9/27/26 • 124K Views

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Without meaning to dump on anyone, I think we can create a negative reinforcement cycle Online, where we convince each other that rage and despair are the only acceptable or righteous emotions in the face of oppression, and hence push each other a little further into them every day.

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kid getting ready for school while very non-ominously singing a song that goes I AM YOUR MASTER I AM YOUR MASTER YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER I RULE THE WORLD

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Linda Blair spends the entirety of "Exorcist 2" styled to look like Lana Del Rey and it invites a LOT of questions

Linda Blair in the Lana Del Rey "Lust for Life" cover dress, with a little EEG crown instead of flowers

Linda Blair in the nightgown from the "High by the Beach" video, or (again) the "Lust for Life" cover, again bearing an eerie similarity to pop singer Lana Del Rey

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kid disdainfully refers to Menses as "that thing that happens that turns you into a lady," which I appreciate, because it makes it sound like getting bitten by a werewolf

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026

marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is

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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Re-sharing (and shares welcomed!!!), my upcoming class for @shipmanagency.bsky.social … Starting this Saturday, on pitching, open to nonfiction writers of all kinds … Enroll today, if you are considering doing so, it’s last call … www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/craf...

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Craft Seminar: The Art of the Pitch with Sandy Ernest Allen — The Shipman Agency

2 Sessions: Saturdays, October 3 + 10 1:00-3:00pm ET Sandy Ernest Allen Master the art of pitching with journalist and editor Sandy Ernest Allen. Sandy is a trans and queer freelance journalist, a...

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*super gay youth pastor voice* Well, you know who ELSE couldn't pick a favorite gay person -- that's right, it's YOUR favorite gay person, Jesus Christ *is fired immediately*

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026

Clear eyes, full ass, can't lose

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They/Thempress @theythem.press · 27/09/2026

consent is impossible when you mix career networking and sex together in a social space. the inherent power differentials extant in such an environment muddies the waters of consent to the point of complete opacity. how do you say "no" to someone who has the power to make or break your career?

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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So with AI, I don't have to read my students' papers anymore! Isn't that amazing? AI-generated Maya Angelou [appearing]: it sure is Ryan

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The straights can get sexual liberation after they get feminism. I'm sorry, but it has to be done in order. Like two shots of a vaccine. You get one before the other and it all goes haywire.

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They've done it. They've done gender binaries to the pumpkin spice now. None of us are safe

PumpKING (man pumpkin spice) is beer.
PumQUEEN (woman pumpkin spice) is cider
Any questions?

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These people are all Victorians in bad pop-feminist drag, and the freakout over the masculinity of being a man and transitioning was always only a prelude to the freakout over the "masculinity" of women wanting to make their own sexual decisions or hold jobs

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feeling pretty good that this Discourse is how I learned about the existence of "Choosin' Texas"

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Young people in general and white people of all ages are obsessed with their imagined ubiquity. Shut the fuck up.

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RollingStone
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of
"Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song.
Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

May you be noticed by people in high places, may you live in interesting times, and may your 9-year-old develop a puzzling and anachronistic fixation on Panic! At The Disco

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My condolences to the family, but if you force the push alert notification of your death to include the word "sexecutioner," then you've won

Chuck Varga, GWAR Founding Member and 'Sexecutioner,' Dead At 68

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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Update on 2001: A Space Odyssey by Jack Kirby — men are too emotional.

A close-up Jack Kirby panel depicting an angry, dark-skinned Amazon, with the caption: Rudimentary religion has come to men! The fear of the unknown is alive in their hearts. The blazing skull moves in unison to Vira’s screams shatters their sense of logic — and their nerves!

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let there be a million queer Jesus books published. I WILL read all of them and I WILL give them all five stars on Goodreads.

"Dayspring," by Anthony Oliveira, a queer Jesus book that is different than the queer Jesus book I recommended before.

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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

people talk about "media literacy" usually in the context of "needing the villain to look into the camera and tell you they're bad," but it goes the other way too--people will fly into a rage and start insisting "fiction has no effect on reality" if you DO acknowledge context, subtext, framing, etc.

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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you cannot cite "media literacy" as a reason why you should never be expected to engage critically with anything

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also: Bob Dylan is a flawed person, to put it mildly, but he was 100% less of a bitch about getting the Todd Haynes Biopic Treatment than David Bowie was.

Dylan's response

In September 2012, Dylan commented on I'm Not There in an interview published in Rolling Stone. When journalist Mikal Gilmore asked Dylan whether he liked the film, he responded: "Yeah, I thought it was all right. Do you think that the director was worried that people would understand it or not? I don't think he cared one bit. I just think he wanted to make a good movie. I thought it looked good, and those actors were incredible."

-- from Wikipedia, because Rolling Stone is always behind a paywall.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Helen Lewis is like the number one person who doesn't get to go "haha can you believe these self-absorbed losers who think all their niche drama is serious business"

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Girl this seems like one more reason you don't need a fucking Substack

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 23/09/2026

Taylor Swift dropping her new song “Cleveland!” on Friday, but still no word on when she plans to release our other 62 service-area cities’ title tracks.

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jennna @regretorb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

HUGE oversight in the new taylor swift song.. it implies that going to a city in ohio is good / enjoyable to do

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/09/2026

If you bring an iced coffee to the job interview, I won't hire you. Bam. But not because you brought a drink. Because you put ice in your coffee. You do not respect the beverage and thus cannot be given meaningful responsibilities

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When will Taylor Swift release a ballad about our famous poop chili

SKYLINE CHILI: You serve it on spaghetti and most people who didn't grow up with it think it looks like poop. You say it's Cincinnati, not Cleveland? What the fuck has Cleveland got in the way of regional delicacies? Skyline Chili has grown from the bottom of the state, like a fungus, and infected all our hearts and dietary regimens. SKYLINE CHILI, the taste of a lifetime, now coming to you via the songs of TAYLOR SWIFT.

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christina! 💫 @screamingathesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

taylor swift having a song about ohio is so fucking funny to me we are in the most unserious timeline

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This will absolutely happen to your brain if you date some dipshit dude from Ohio. I am a dipshit dude from Ohio and I know

But my baby likes what he likes, oh-woah, oh-oh
He already took me to Cleveland
And showed me The Heights, so hate all you like
This is the love of my life, hey, hey, hey

-- Lyrics from Taylor Swift's CLEVELAND!

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyway, Diablo Cody doesn't always work for me, but these are the best lines she ever wrote, and ones I have engraved on my heart forever.

I'm sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money. I get why you're bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and-- with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit--it bored the shit out of me. I also once got busted for loudly crinkling a bag of Jujubes during a classroom screening of Vivre Sa Vie. I don't deserve to be here. We've established that. But I'm here. Five million 12-year-olds think I'm Buck Henry. Accept it.

(Incidentally, if you were me for one day you'd crumble like fucking Stilton. I am better at this than you. You're not strong enough, Film_Fan78. Trust me.)

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm still not over that horrible Polygon review of CAMP MIASMA by the cis guy who insisted he was qualified to judge it because he had the same! Film! Degree! As Jane Schoenbrun! Yes, and one of you got a 9-minute standing ovation at Cannes and one of you reviews video games for a living. Wonder why

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Vibes are tense in here, can we all just do something peaceful and low-conflict like discussing the term "theyfab" again

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