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I use my computer and telephone every day

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merritt @merrittk.com · 27/09/2026
fine. fine. here
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please .
PLEASE LET ME INTO THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS
I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE
TRUSTED WITH THE REFLECTIVE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE EXPERIENCING ITSELF
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never kill yourself
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
never gonna understand my local electrical grid. storm of the century, 900mph winds, 200 degrees, and building-size hail? rock solid. but 55 degrees, no humidity, clear skies, you better believe that a transformer is gonna pop
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a dream...
IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIE AND YOU WERE FULL
OF JOY
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Mirror mirror in my tablet / What today should I be mad at?
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some of you need this
Brush to unlock
Looks like you haven't brushed your teeth yet today. Brush for 2 min to unlock.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I live in AMERICA where I have the FREEDOM to pay EXTRA for NOTHING
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Photo of a baby fox looking at someone and bleping. There's a textbox underneath the photo reading "Customers usually keep this item."
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when New York wanted to kill all the computers
New York Magazine "First We Kill All The Computers"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How did they know what the internet would be in 2026
Computer networks: promise and peril. Also: baseball Stats
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve been excited for GTA VI for years but now I’m hearing that you play a criminal in the game? And it’s *mandatory* that you commit crimes to progress?? Gross. I’m out.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me at age 28
I am old, rickety and been here a long time. I just want to be left alone. Please don't touch me.
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ヤギの人 @yusai00.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#ヤギ
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ohio Sober is when you quit taking percs and oxys to get high and only do Kratom
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thank
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Logging on
A hand of someone in a suit putting a 5.25" floppy into an angry person's mouth
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Should I call ??
Are you Fulfilled with Life? Do you feel like Your life has a Purpose? Are you happy with your Choices?
If this is the case, please tell me how you did that. I need help. Please just tell me what to do. I am extremely vunerable and easy to
manipulate. Absolutely nothing is off the table
CALL ME PLEASE NOW 905-
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me at age 30
National
Trust
I am old, rickety and been here a long time. I just want to be left alone. Please don't touch me.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Interesting banner. I will of course be making no comment on the message painted on it. I am simply sharing a banner I saw.
we support our troops when they smooch their officers
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
His grave is smaller than you would expect
bye i'm am dead now! bin laden 9/11/01 5/1/11
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is how the internet used to feel
An excited man who is lunging toward the computer. He needs the internet
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ヤギの人 @yusai00.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#ヤギ
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We should be so lucky
Snail Invaders across america
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For the city folk .
cow egg
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This would heal me
Family Size Spring Roll
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tag Yourself .
FIGURE 12.14
Two rats that were given the same amount of alcohol
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram
Work really hard and one day this can be you. "R.i.P. Worked Really Hard"
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram
Work really hard and one day this can be you. "R.i.P. Worked Really Hard"
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is what they're doing on Threads. Whatever you want to say about bluesky, understand that Threads will always be on a different level of crazy
Microwave time. I set it to 99:99 like once a month, and then just press the start button and let my heart decide when it's been long enough. Then I just open the door to stop it, and leave the rest of the time on the clock for next time. I get like 50+ uses out of the one time setting it to 99:99
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ヤギの人 @yusai00.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#ヤギ
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merritt @merrittk.com · 19/06/2026
90s video game designer watching The Lion King: i really like the exuberant, colorful song with all of the animals jumping around. but you know what would make it better? if it was the single most frustrating level in any platformer ever
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Are you using your technology because you like technology, or are you using it because you want something else.
He's eating old computer stuff when what he wants is an egg, pasta, and pasta(?).
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES!!! SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone ALONG WITH TANK TOP'S, HOODYS ETC - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK SHIRT WITH A SKELTEN "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE LIBRARIES" DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Never Browse Computer...
next time you think about browse computer consider who is watching
zuckerbert (pleased)
ancestral spirits (disappointed)
future self (regret)
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
UFO Disclosure happened in 1994
Yeah I Believe in UFOs, U Fucking Off
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love my group chats.. they're going wild
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How are you doing? I really
love your profile picture ...
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Hello how are you doing?
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Would you fucking wear this
ANIMAL CRUELTY
FREE
The yarn is obtained by shaving raccoons once a year, as it happens for sheep
The animals are not suffering any violence or pain
SIX ÁMES
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100% Waschbär
Made in China
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Alex Wants Your Skeleton !!
Alex Trebek from Jeopardy wants your bones "Your bones may be in jeopardy" he is drinking your bone juice
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I respect Steven Spielberg for never explaining why Matt Damon turns into an old man at the end of Saving Private Ryan. An odd note of magical realism in an otherwise straightforward film!
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I Remember
REMEMBER???
Share if you are old enough to remember making stone tools.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Help
O ON
| OFF
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you don't look like this don't tell me you're "Very Online"
Six 90s-era people with leather coats and computer accessories on their bodies
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
People who still use X in May 2026
I look & sound like grown-up toilet
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