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Loren

@shambles.bsky.social
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rhinestones on the soles of her shoes pfp: a half melted little mermaid candle. banner: a spoiled 9 rescue pup in a fetching bowtie. she appears to be lightly judging you.

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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 13h
Not now mysterious omen!
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Eli Kahn 🏳️‍🌈 @elikahn.bsky.social · 12h
are llms couscous
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 12h
100% agree, it’s so annoying
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 21h
"everything that was once alive has been skinned and stuffed, and regards you unblinkingly, with a meaningful glint in its bright, spurious eyes. It’s like looking at someone & wondering if it’s really who you think it is. Or looking in mirror &seeing your likeness, but knowing it isn’t really you"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14h
By Volodymyr Tsisaryk
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Goö Punch @stiffwashcloth.blacksky.app · 14h
Holy shit I love carbs
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15h
I regret to inform you that I've injected your cake with a fourth type of leche.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14h
saaaaame
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think one can post this enough Félix Vallotton Marigolds and Tangerines, 1924
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
majestic!
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too big to fail, just the right size to cry under a desk
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh god, not Hamlet, A Winter’s Tale! A charming passage, new to me:)
Enter AUTOLYCUS, singing

AUTOLYCUS

Lawn as white as driven snow;
Cyprus black as e'er was crow;
Gloves as sweet as damask roses;
Masks for faces and for noses;
Bugle bracelet, necklace amber, Perfume for a lady's chamber;
Golden quoifs and stomachers, For my lads to give their dears:
Pins and poking-sticks of steel, What maids lack from head to heel:
Come buy of me, come; come buy, come buy;
Buy lads, or else your lasses cry: Come buy.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ahhh, ty!
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These are the friends you want.
The group, which consisted of as many as five men, initially told the woman's friends she wasn't inside the bathroom, the report says. When the two other women pushed forward, a man grabbed one of them by the hair as the other picked the bathroom lock, according to the report.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh! What’s the irony? It’s going over my head (and enshittified Google is not helping me :/)
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Gris @harething.com · 12/10/2026
we used to call it 'playing on the computer' now look at this wretched place
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well now I’ve gone down a minor rabbit hole, and the phrase definitely predates cars. The origin is Hamlet, and yeah consensus seems to be “driven” refers to wind blown.
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Ellie Saurus @elliesaur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Going out an doing non-mechanized grain harvesting on a lark, gotta get out the whim sickle.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*4th (after Gulf Coast) :)
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tomatillo!!! What a perfect cutie pie
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 09/10/2026
My favourite Annie Dillard quote, from THE WRITING LIFE
Who will teach me to write? a reader wanted to know.

The page, the page, that eternal blankness, the blankness of eternity which you cover slowly, affirming time’s scrawl as a right and your daring as necessity; the page, which you cover woodenly, ruining it, but asserting your freedom and power to act, acknowledging that you ruin everything you touch but touching it nevertheless, because acting is better than being here in mere opacity; the page, which you cover slowly with the crabbed thread of your gut; the page in the purity of its possibilities; the page of your death, against which you pit such flawed excellences as you can muster with all your life’s strength: that page will teach you to write.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/10/2026
Hey can I have the hand that feeds me real quick? Just want to see something
My cat being cute in her window
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 23/03/2024
A typewritten note that reads "why don't things have a TurboBass switch anymore?
just another sad example of what they took from us."
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The blackbird of exasperation has replaced the bluebird of happiness until further notice.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
NOT ONE WORD about reaching across the aisle to do anything except slap them with a three-day-old fish!
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ASTRONUT.BMF
A man in an astronaut suit. @evansezwut calls in to point out ten inaccuracies with the image. It’s the wrong color white. The grill is too high up. The gloves look like mittens. The gray blob on back, it’s all wrong. Suits in 1994 would not have had black piping, which was discontinued in 1992. @evansezwut goes on, but you’ve tuned him out.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶I’ve got a pocketful Pocketful of sunshine🎶 and I seem to have burnt my dick pretty bad.
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cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drawing a cat everyday - Day 665 #art #cat airplane ears ✈️
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He did WHAT with the milk that tested positive for pathogens???
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone has some Things, and the cynical raw milk scam is one of mine. Just enrages me on a cellular level. They do everything to make it look like it’s just another one of the hippy dippy organic products parents who are just trying to do best by their kids might buy, except it’s deadly.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This one gave me a teeny burst of pride. Such responsible Other than that, yeah you got me, I have a dog
Product preferences 
Maintains air quality equipment consistently
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
animals-crushing-pumpkins season is actually so important to me. spiritually www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyVBE2hL/
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
love to see it
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you! I didn’t know that backstory
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seeing these clips I just keep remembering months of us being assured there were just no other options…they seem to have found a solid alternate option! quite quickly! anyway, rooting for Maine
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds you because then it's my turn to hide.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone at The Chicks show has t shirts that say Maryanne and Wanda 2028
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and the crowd goes mild
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Forbidden Carmen Sandiego Where in the world is she? DIRECTLY. BEHIND. YOU.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
those are some great ears
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was advertised Fatty Sticks meat sticks while I was filling the car up. Slim Jim in absolute shambles
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
true love
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how is there not a Finding Nemo/Oliver crossover where Nemo falls in with a bunch of impish urchins
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of things about this article delight me — basically every detail of the Great Cake Competition is hilarious — but its central thesis appears to be that straight men are too serious about butts, which: incredible www.thecut.com/article/glut...
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The Butt Runneth Over
It’s juicier, thicker, and fluffier, and straight men are freaking out about it.
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so many great details, just gorgeous
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Loren @shambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people
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