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Hank Lunch

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Left Has a Nudnik Problem
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/12/2025
writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Sisko is no doubt the hardest Starfleet captain. Q caught his hands once and never bothered the DS9 crew again.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WALL-E ass urinal
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
male loneliness epidemic, ecological collapse, cherry coke zero shortage…
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bring an Iced Coffee to the interview. The interviewer asks “did you bring enough for everybody?” I grin & reveal a SECOND iced coffee. The interviewer grins back. I’m practically GUARANTEED to get this unpaid internship
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People actually don’t know there are different types of American Jews the way there are different types of Elves. NY Jews =High Elves; Chicago Jews = Wood Elves; California Jews = Surf Elves
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My last name Jewish My hand gestures Italian
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fjällräven Krånken It
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Havana Syndrome Gun (from Galoob)
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Alfred Hitchcock’s Shooting Thick Rope Alfred Hitchcock’s Blastin’ Fat Rope Rope: A Film About Cum by Alfred Hitchcock Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope (that he blasted all over a picture of Grace Kelly)
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, I've done some work for TPM...
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having causal sex. When we bust, it sets off a chain of events that both of us are powerless to stop.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll just say it: Dad’s turkey carving game was off lastThanksgiving. His slices were too irregular. Cousin Jack couldn’t estimate his macros and Grandma nearly choked. That’s why I’m announcing my insurgent campaign for Turkey Carver in 2026
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pitching some really bad socialist sketch comedy like… uh… Anarchist Bookstore Rescue… er… Weekend At Stalin’s 2… annnd…. AI Chatbots Union… yeah. real stinkers.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BILFS (Boats I’d Like To Float)
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Canadian Animation Guild - IATSE Local 938 @cag938.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IT'S A.....HALLOWEEN PARTY! Join CAG + your industry ghoul-friends for a night of fang-tastic fun @ the ANZA Club Upstairs Hall October 16, 2026 from 8 PM to 1 AM! Thrills + chills, cash bar, sweet treats, + costume contest! Space is limited, so don't get ghosted ~ grab your ticket now!
An illustrated poster in bright greens, purples, and oranges featuring a red cartoony character rising from a coffin. The Text reads: 

RE-ANIMATED! A CAG 938 Halloween Party

Spooky Entertainment - Drinks & Treats - Costume Contest

Friday, Oct 16, 2026
ANZA Club
3 W 8th Ave
Vancouver
8 til late

General Tickets $15
CAG Members $10
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gross! I found a pube in this glass of my own urine
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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, Sir Gawain is nepo baby but that's the round table for you
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"However active the leading group may be, its activity will amount to fruitless effort by a handful of people unless combined with the activity of the masses" - Mao Zedong “There’s nothing worse than a socialist who can’t be chill and hang out.” - Hank Lunch
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am pretty damn good at getting therapy patients to kill themselves, thank you
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cramming a whole donut into my mouth
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cut me off on the Burrard Bridge
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Won an argument in the GC
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
but i am le chungus
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finished Widow’s Bay and AppleTV+ immediately started playing Ted Lasso. Ruined the vibe completely.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If it doesn’t smell like moldy plywood and have a clerk whose hair is too big for their head, it’s not a real video store sorry!!!!
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I’m sick I get some R&R: Robitussin and Robots Tusslin’
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me on vacation looking at souvenirs: “What would I do with a stupid piece of branded plastic” Me at Labour Day: “OMG Teamsters Local 381 has keychains 🥹”
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The People Have Primaried
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think watermelons & blueberries is a better analogy than apples & oranges
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you eat food together you are basically a cult
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The fact that major bands will play Toronto and Montreal on a US tour but skip Vancouver really tells you how bullshit this city is
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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Need to listen to more funk music. You can’t be afraid of death while you’re listening to funk music, just a theory.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The amount of energy people put into defacing political graffiti they disagree with… go join a club or party and put that hyper fixation to good use instead
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m a man of simple tastes. I like whiskey in my coffee, vodka on eggs, rum in my oatmeal…
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Taking a Black Sabbatical (a year off to follow my witch girlfriend around to various Satanic events)
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
trying to stick to my budget this week and then God sends me ads for soviet watch store dot com
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Costco should have a showroom like IKEA and do all the samples in there.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can only come up with Good Posts when its past my bedtime.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What if we created a Panopticon but only used it for good things like making sure people’s garbage got picked up
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Excuse me while I slip into something more wanker 🏆👑 Congratulations @hanklunch.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some men use women for their bodies but I use them for their minds. Once I had this girl on Hinge solve ALL my complex equations, then ghosted her completely
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank God the French invented lingerie, The English would have called it “boobie laces” or something equally unsexy
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(covering myself with dark loamy soil) I need my beauty rest
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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A.I. is bad for climate change, plagiarism, privacy and fostering critical thinking BUT have you considered that it: ~allows me to take on a bigger workload for my boss~?Please think of bosses next time you criticize this ugly, stupid, dumb, clearly evil, ugly and stupid but also dumb tech.
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We need a Marge Gunderson of The Left (me)
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m getting out for walks at night, feels good to scare the shit out of my neighbours
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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My father was a flavor scientist working for Tako. He was working to develop a chip flavor that truly captured the essence of FUEGO. One night, while working in his lab, he was MURDERED. The culprit was never brought to justice.
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