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smillz

@righttwix.com
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unpaid professional time waster clocking in. @lefttwix.com ♥︎ daily slop → bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik… cream of the crop → bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik…

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smillz @righttwix.com · 28/09/2026
new pfp because our 14 year old drew me and it’s awesome. follow her for commissions @pringlesupreme.bsky.social
smillz old pfp he’s a caucasian man sitting in the drivers seat of his truck. he is wearing a black shirt and some shorts. He's got a red Angels hat on and is making a thinking face and he's balancing a straw on top of his lips. one of his hands is under his chin with his thumb and pointer finger doing the "hmm" gesture. 🤔 smillz new pfp drawn by their daughter in her art style. it is the previous photo has been cartoonified in a cute anime-like way. it is still smillz but he has been drawn from the shoulders up wearing a black shirt, with his light skin tone, beard stubble, and his red angels hat. he no longer has the straw on top of his lips or his hand under his chin and the artist has given him a small open mouthed smile and made his eyes looking to the left side of the screen. the background is a fun orange swirling pattern with a little bit of white checkerboard pattern throughout. when you put this avi next to key’s avi he looks like he’s looking at her
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smillz @righttwix.com · 20/09/2026
Tobias from arrested development in his cutoffs and red underwear over them with text that says “there are dozens of us
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smillz @righttwix.com · 15/09/2026
reposting my bad posts
Will arnet holding a microphone with a slight smile and text that reads “is this thing on?”
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smillz @righttwix.com · 15/09/2026
mitch mcconnell makes a cameo in new it’s always sunny “the gang does weekend at bernie’s”
Dennis and Dee reynolds walk the hall of a hospital. Dennis wears a blue collard shirt with Dee in a hospital gown. They push around Mr. Craig who they think is dead   They have tied dennis’ hand to Mr. Craig’s so it looks like they are both waving
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smillz @righttwix.com · 13/09/2026
a big humongous pain in my vaaaaagina
Dee reynolds from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia and female partner doing a song a dance in black outfit with top hat saying “moms are stupid”
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smillz @righttwix.com · 10/09/2026
your neurodivergence cannot be contained forever
Frank Reynolds tearing his way out of the inside of a leather couch naked and freaking out.
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smillz @righttwix.com · 21/08/2026
this you?
Frank Reynolds’s from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia saying “I did em all. I did all the poops”
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smillz @righttwix.com · 18/08/2026
New avi who dis
A picture of smillz in the drivers seat of his truck he is wearing a black shirt and some shorts. He’s got a red Angels hat on and is making a thinking face and he’s balancing a straw on top of his lips. One of his hands is under his chin with his thumb and pointer finger doing the “hmm” gesture.
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smillz @righttwix.com · 13/05/2026
accurate depiction of me trying my best to contribute to society
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smillz @righttwix.com · 25/04/2026
ok mcdonalds so you lowered your prices
Shania Twain in her leopard hoodie ensemble from the music video “that don’t impress me much” with a quote at the bottom of the image that says “that don’t impress me much”
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smillz @righttwix.com · 23/04/2026
when I post about myself and it’s good
Willem Dafoe sitting with his legs crossed on a chair in front a painted portrait of Willem Dafoe sitting with his legs crossed on a chair
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smillz @righttwix.com · 05/04/2026
Jesus in a red robe and white shirt with a look of disgust on his face
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smillz @righttwix.com · 04/04/2026
Jesus looking over the earth and saying “oh hell yea these are the sins I died for”
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smillz @righttwix.com · 10/04/2025
You learn something new everyday!
Screen shot of text message conversation 

Received “Jfc they’re so gross” 
Sent “what is jfc?”
Received “Jesus fucking Christ” then skull emoji
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