iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 1h

🎶Wake me up and give me GoGurt/ cuz I'm not eating any non-tube yogurt!🎶

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I can’t emphasize this enough — “AI” wasn’t born corrupt and toxic. For ~75 years, it was mathematicians and scientists doing interesting, thoughtful work and trying to solve problems, making only the usual human mistakes. What “AI” did to machine learning is as tragic as what it did to artists.

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 7h

no....no!!!!!

lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(

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Scree-am @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 7h

I was taking out the compost and a bunch of fruit flies zipped out of the bag; one of which flew straight into my eye. I don't know if that fly died in the process but I hope it dines well in Valhalla tonight

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23h

It is a picture I'm quite proud of

Pic by Chedds in black and white. A woman crosses the street in Metz (France) about ten years ago. The long shadow and crosswalk are all part of an intriguing display of lines.

Chedds had been waiting for 30 minutes for this moment.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 19h

🎶 are you ready for some arts & recreation > recreation, sports, and performing arts > athletic and outdoor sports and games > ball sports > inflated ball driven by the foot > football 🎶

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some "plague doctors" probably just wanted to be in woodcuts

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

WHAT: Comme des Garçons (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: US state dinner, current administration, or trying to capture the esprit, through clothing, of less common punctuation (*;—¿{\«) IF IT WERE A SCENT: stairway into a basement filled with roses EMOTIONAL RANGE: protective/committed #MJMfashionGuide

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

You're telling me this guy was the scientist?

Frankenstein standing there like a big green dumbass

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can’t get enough of this guy and his fucked up trains

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You know nothing about cheesecake

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i would be the Bertie Wooster of dicking down lapsed Catholic gymcels

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026

What it feels like to finally have all your ducks in a row

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want

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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People don’t realize how serious the situation is.

A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Incidentally, I saw this the other day (Caffe Lucca in Halifax, Nova Scotia) and I now want to go and buy a coffee there.

Caffe Lucca in Nova Scotia with a genius analogue pisstake of an AI advert, with everything written on cardboard in marker pen, and several staff members' hands coming in with cups from out of the frame.

"We don't use AI for anything but we don't want to be left behind with so many restaurants churning out slick flyers. Here's our best made by humans approximation."

*COFFEE *MANY FLAVOURS *YOUR CONTENT HERE *HURRY *GOOD *BAKED GOODS *SPECIAL COFFEE *LATTE *ESPRESSO *BEAN *CUP

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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My buddy Chuck gets pantsed most days. So we have agreed to a system where I determine how long he should walk around with his pants around his ankles such that it's clear to his assailant that he is unbothered by their juvenile act, but where he avoids seeming like a pervert.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her

uni_komugico on ig little white chihuahua wearing a pumpkin with costume

Hana(parti color) € 2005.11.01-2020.01.14
Sea urchin (red) 7 2007.08.12-2022.08.19
Komugi (cream) · 2017.02.25
Mochi (cream&white) · 2022.07.23
See original & uni_komugico

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Graham MacAree @grahammacaree.com · 03/10/2026

the white sox are 10 wins from converting me to catholicism

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a fabulous owl is designing nascar torture derbies where i'm transmuted into a manvehicle and piloted at the speed of light by lizards and maniacs

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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 03/10/2026

I think people are resistant to the idea of LLMs imminently becoming essential to life in the future because, about 5 years ago, everyone said the same thing about pictures of monkeys getting high

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent

Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

🎶 A whisky drink, a vodka drink A lager drink, a cider drink The baffled king composeth Chumbawumba

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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 03/10/2026

Gratifying to see rats deserting a sinking ship, useful idiots who promoted the second Trump administration now pretending they had no way of knowing what was coming. Do not believe them! There were plenty of signs of what was to come. This is in fact the second time that guy was President

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 03/10/2026

two fasts, both alike in fury, in fair Los Angeles where we set our scene

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up

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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ok but that is not Gowron. Do all Klingons look alike to you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uVK...

youtube.com

Poster touts Star Trek character as mayoral candidate

YouTube video by CTV News

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ventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Snoopy got that first line mindset

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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

still think this is a fun story

Screenshot of a small thread I posted on Twitter back in May 2024:

people talk about the dorito peasant but imagine being a premodern peasant in East Asia and a bard wanders into your village and tells a part of The Water Margin or Romance of the Three Kingdoms just completely explodes your mind and you're all talking about Guan Yu afterwards

my favorite anecdotes about this, and I'm just paraphrasing a lecture from uni, was a testimony from white missionaries who got kidnapped for ransom by bandits in late Qing China, iirc, and the bandits apparently spent all night talking about their favorite Water Margin stories

just instantly brings to my imagination being some guys living out in the woods robbing people to survive and all your free time is spent arguing about the power levels of the coolest guys from the favorite oral classic stories

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission...
Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year.
Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door...
Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best.
Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

facebook will be like remember 2012 when you had sport beans

Facebook On this day
14 years ago
Sport Beans

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)

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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you have a weird dream about someone at work you should be allowed a paid day off

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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bands don't have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks

Orson Welles from the 1990s animated comedy "The Critic" portrayed by Maurice LaMarche. He's sitting at a table in a cream blazer and red shirt holding a large jug of "Blotto Bros. WINE" with an intense look on his face. it's a reference to that infamous commecial where Welles was drunk as hell reading lines incorrectly over and over again

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talking lion (hauntological) @talkinglion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I miss when we were on Twitter before it was evil and someone would post something like, "humanities professors only want one thing and it's discussing" and everyone was pleasantly diverted

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 01/10/2026

Why do bash willy wonka for mangling all those kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A now-retired Phil twitter legend once said to me ‘arguments are just to give people an excuse to agree with your view. The thing that actually *motivates* them to agree is showing them how things look nice from your view’

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